Men in Black 3 Page #3
I mean, who is he to you?
My partner.
Older gentleman, 110,
maybe 111 years old.
Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening
with him. He smiles like this.
Seen him around?
I'll take you to K.
Thank you.
[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PA]
- What is that supposed to be?
- That's K.
He's been dead for over 40 years.
Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke
is that it be funny.
It's never been funny.
Computer, Agent K
and Boris the Animal.
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Men in Black
incident report, July, 1969.
Location, Cape Canaveral.
Perpetrator Boris the Animal
escaped and fled Earth.
Assumed to have returned to planet
Boglodotia 20 light-years away.
Agent K pronounced dead at scene.
Awarded posthumous commendation
greater loss of human life.
That's not what happened.
I looked at this report.
K put Boris away...
- Agent K is dead.
- Well, I just talked to him last night.
- You are imagining.
- I'm not.
- I need a psych team up here.
- Yes, ma'am.
Aqua Velva aftershave.
I didn't imagine that.
Every stakeout,
endless hours of cowboy music.
Every morning with his coffee,
he'd say:
[IMITATING K] "I tell you something,
slick. This coffee tastes like dirt."
[IN NORMAL VOICE] And I was
supposed to say, "What do you expect?
- It was ground this morning."
- "This morning."
How do you know that?
Chocolate milk, sir?
Where you been, man?
It was like an hour ago.
O:
Wait.
How long have you been craving
chocolatized dairy products?
J:
Just today.
Are you experiencing headaches?
Dizziness?
- Loss of balance?
- Mm-hm.
Agitation? Depression?
Hell, yeah.
[SIGHS]
Two possibilities.
One is you've been bitten
and could die in horrible agony
at any moment.
[YELLS]
Damn it. It's not the tick.
"Damn it, it's not the tick"?
It's something worse than the tick?
Mm.
Your obsession
with chocolate milk indicates
that you might be involved
in a temporal fracture.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Chocolate milk relieves
temporal-fracture headaches.
What's a temporal fracture?
A break in the timeline.
Don't know what you mean.
Time travel! Time travel.
There's no such thing
as time travel.
- Well, there is.
- No.
There's not.
Because if there were
a class-one senior agent
such as myself
would have been aware of it,
wouldn't he have?
Were it not classified
and way above his pay grade.
You know, I need a raise.
There was one man, scumbag,
Obadiah Price,
he figured it out, we busted him,
we made time travel illegal
throughout the universe
and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.
No... That's where Boris
was locked up.
how to time jump,
the course of history.
[ALARM WAILING]
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Attention.
Early-warning system engaged.
Inbound hostile warships
entering solar system.
Boglodite markings
and language detected.
Boglodite. Boris is a Boglodite,
but they're extinct.
Apparently not.
Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.
Put up the Arc Net.
- The what?
- The Arc Net. The defense system.
K got it for the Boglodites.
There is no K.
He's been dead for over 40 years.
No K. No defense system.
Boris jumped back and killed him.
If you wanna save the world,
stop that from happening.
You have to find Jeffrey Price.
He's Obadiah's son.
Let's hope the little squirt
hasn't skipped town.
ALIEN 1:
Good luck, J!ALIEN 2:
This planet's toast. Ha-ha-ha.How can I help you?
on batteries.
Whoa. Okay, we got other stuff,
like headphones, adapters or...
time jump.
Whoa, whoa.
Okay, I had to. That dude's a freak.
He killed my partner.
I want to know when
and where you sent him.
What, you think I keep,
like, a logbook?
Huh.
J:
Target vector, July 16,
- 1969.
- All right.
That's a real bummer
about your buddy.
I'm sure he was a great guy.
But in terms of
the space-time continuum,
on the historical radar!
Oh.
That's a big blip.
- Okay. What's the plan?
- You're gonna send me
back to July 15th, 1969.
No, that's a stupid plan,
because I sent Boris to July 16th.
I'm not worried about that one.
I'll kill the younger Boris
before the older one shows.
That way, neither of them
will even exist.
That's why you get to wear
the black suit.
No?
You're gonna leave me hanging?
Okay.
Oh, I just thought of something.
Even back then,
New York was like a big-ish city.
So how are you
gonna really find him?
On July 15th, Boris killed an alien,
Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.
and be waiting?
Dude, they should give you
two black suits.
My man, for real?
Oh, right.
Sorry. Um...
This...
is the real deal. Time-jump gear.
Very rare, very old.
But first, we gotta get high.
Hey. No.
No. No, I mean, really high.
JEFFREY:
Unh! Hey,man? A little help here?
Unh. Thank you.
Okay.
- You know the rules of time jumps?
- Give me the short version.
Okay. You wanna save
your partner, word of advice:
Stay away from him.
Yeah, got it. Stay away from K.
Just kill Boris.
Now, take these.
It gets pretty windy
on the way down.
The way down?
With eyes tearing up,
it's hard to read the dial.
Plus, it helps you look like a real
time traveler, which is cool.
I am not jumping off of this building!
Time jump.
Okay, now,
I gotta set this thing
to the 15th.
Uh, that seems
right-ish.
Now
all you gotta do is jump.
Hey, hey, stop. Stop it.
When you're moving
fast enough,
that circle is gonna fill up with
some sort of green time-travel liquid
and it's gonna glow
really bright.
As soon as that happens,
break that blue laser line
with your thumb
to complete the circuit.
At this height,
that should be, uh...
Let's see, mass of Earth and
30-something feet per minute...
It's 32 feet per second, per second!
That sounds right-ish.
So that would be, I guess, uh,
about two feet off the ground.
No, don't break it!
- No, when I'm fast enough!
- Sounds good!
or do I not break the laser line?
Do not lose that time device
or you will be stuck in 1969!
It wasn't the best time
for your people.
I'm just saying.
It's, like, a lot cooler now.
How will I know if it works?
You'll either know...
or you won't.
You must really love this guy
to do this.
Oh, wait. How come I remember K,
but nobody else does?
Whoa! Whoa.
- That means you were there!
- I was where?
If you survive, you gotta come back
and tell me everything.
Where was I?
You gotta go!
Just go, go, go!
[ALARM WAILING]
[SIGHING]
[SHRIEKING]
Oh, no!
Heh.
Come on!
[MAN SCREAMING]
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
[SIGHS]
[GASPS]
[GASPS THEN PANTING]
[CHUCKLING]
[TICKING]
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
[THE K GROUP'S "LOVE IS
STRANGE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
# Love #
# Love is strange #
# When you leave me # #
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