Men Vs Women

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"Maschi Contro Femmine"

"Boys versus girls"

TranslationRUBELRAFSUB-Eng

Sorry ...

And 'my daughter was born Margaret

my puppy.

It 'just that everybody knows.

Excuse me a moment,

there is a mishap.

Excuse me,

Why did you put a cover

blue to my daughter Margaret,

the number 1 7?

If you can control ...

I'm curious ...

And then!

Number 1 7 ...

is a fine boy of 3.8 kg.

Congratulations!

Love,

we must take

a little more 'blue paint.

(Quietly)

Do not scream, it was just asleep.

Luckily, I was going to try

an exorcist in the Yellow Pages.

Not enough!

- Love.

- My love.

(WALTER) Listen ...

If that speech riprendessimo

we had suspended a month ago?

No, again I go

and then there's Pauline.

the children do not remember anything

the first 5 years of life.

- Bella ...

- (screaming) I told you that I'm not going!

(BAMBlNO PLANGE)

Are you happy? Bravo!

- Love, do not cry!

- Well, but ...

Barley in a large cup

with half sugar cube.

ll bartender starts to hate me!

Thanks, Renato.

- I have done, are we going?

- But it's the one!

Exactly half a day!

- Today is pest control.

- Fantastic!

Will I be able to rid

even my house!

- My panzerotto Italian!

- Are you soda!

You yes, you are soda, my Cuban!

Ramona!

Victor!

Treasure!

But you know you look like so much?

Two drops of water!

One is confused ...

Dear, do not come

to hasty conclusions!

Honey, you're right!

Love, forgive me, I am a victim

of mistaken identity!

- I love you.

- Oh yeah?

Bad!

Do not get me wrong, I was wrong!

I adore him!

Do not you remember that the diamond

I gave you for the anniversary?

It was not a gift,

was a compensation.

Excuse me.

Watch that her husband loves her ...

a lot.

Gala dinner tonight?

But you ... still open

the hunting season?

- Why do you hunt?

- Yes, 12 months a year.

Also at gunpoint,

do not miss a beat.

- I would not have thought it?

- ln fact is not true.

She is Claire, my lovely

nearby, she likes to joke.

Very pleased, Tatiana.

- Tatiana ... missing in your

collection! - What a collection you do?

Chickens.

- Why do you chase chickens?

- Of course, it is his specialty.

Him before the trumpet, and then the hunt.

- I do not understand.

- I must be more explicit?

What a shame, we arrived!

ll Time flies when you're having fun.

- Good conversation!

- Thank you.

- Male chauvinist pig!

- Frigid freak!

(ANSlMl)

(DlEGO) You're hurting me! Spring! Piano!

(TATlANA) Come on!

(TATlANA) whoops!

(DlEGO howls)

- How we live together?

- Two years and three months.

- I read it on the balance of the gas.

- And I've never seen him so down?

Six more times.

are positive:

within a couple of days, call me.

- Sure, sure.

- (LA lMlTA)''Yes, yes''...

Bet

two hours of absolute domination?

If you lose, force you

to come dressed in pink.

I'm in!

Why Daisy left you?

It 'ran away with another?

No, but you say?

There 's been in Zimbabwe to try

the true taste of Africa.

In your opinion, what is the first thing

you taste in Africa?

- It will be in bed with a vatussa.

- There are vatusse lesbians?

It 'full!

I would not stop the funeral,

but I made gazpacho.

Recipes

according to the method,''a f***ing dog.''

Why this sudden blow

culinary generosity?

I do not have the money to pay rent

and I have to be nice to you.

Aha!

Let's feed

Tutankhamun also?

(ANDREA) Mom, dine with us?

- I have not eaten for two days.

- No, thanks.

I want to die, suffer a lot.

(Doppler)

After winning the Kamchatka,

I wanted to share with you

a happy moment of my life.

- Last Saturday, my mother-in-law died.

- Condolences.

I'm really sorry.

(Marcello) the first attack

Quebec Renato,

I wanted to share with you

A case report of concern.

Walter Bertocchi

no intercourse with his wife of 10 months.

- Are you kidding?

- No.

E 'against nature.

him after a week I would have done

the ozone hole!

I happen to teenagers!

It can happen.

He's right, not to be confused

abstinence Walter

with the serious illness of Renato.

You are just a**holes!

Quebec And you take it in the ass!

(WALTER) I'm going crazy.

First the belly, then the nausea,

childbirth, postpartum crisis,

not to mention the drunken dwarf

we have produced.

You may not ever

fallen into temptation?

By Monica in those conditions,

You know that feeling of guilt!

I understand

because when Anna was pregnant,

I and my sense of guilt were

always together.

Then I took him to f***

and it stopped breaking.

Every marriage

is based on the betrayal.

And in fact you have divorced.

He's right, Renato

just a bit 'of willpower.

Of course, my job does not help ...

Brave!

Stay focused, we expect

demanding a transfer.

We need to improve reception

and start immediately with the board.

And then, I tell you the last time,

you have to give it away now!

Quiet, we often give away!

Ramona, do you have in mind only one thing!

In Cuba you have not taught

that there is only about sex?

- Very nice too!

- Thank you.

We also need to be

faster in the attack,

let too much time to the other

to place the wall.

Eva is right,

if we use the same scheme

become predictable.

Sometimes we also

a nice dunk

and then penetrate ...

the opponent's defense.

Sorry ...

Come on!

Bertocchi, congratulations!

It took just a great victory,

was an exciting game.

Who says so, President!

- How's the arm?

- Best.

The next time I have to be

closer in sailing.

He was not hurt

bowling?

Yes, bowling

sailing.

E 'uncomfortable but exciting!

Mister, remember that if

we do not win anything this year,

click the magic word:

E-SW-NE-RO.

- Bravo! - Thanks for the daily

injection of confidence.

Just imagine, Bertocchi!

- Too many thoughts?

- No.

Chatter and beer?

Why

fru fru this color choice?

- Please!

- Do not called you, eh?

No, tonight is that I felt different.

(Lvan) What's up?

- At you!

- At you!

- You want another?

- No, my head is spinning already.

- Does not hold the tequila?

- It's not the tequila.

Here is the magician of the trailer!

A bit 'sad, no?

But if you go out with me after,

maybe I can think of

more pretty.

- Francesca! - Here I am!

- Go!

but if you promise to dress well

tomorrow,

I swear that I keep myself free for dinner.

Hello, Mr. Pinky!

Tomorrow, I dress myself there

by Barbapapa!

Mr. Pinky ...

So, how are you?

Your wife will be deemed a bit 'more

or is it still on the planet diaper?

It 's still on the planet diaper

but do not panic!

Regain Intimacy

As soon as the child ... has a mustache.

Meanwhile,

I can do something?

No, you do not, thank you.

- What is it?

- A little bit 'of torticollis.

By dint of seeing you play ...

Psychosomatic a stiff neck ...

Did you know that diapers also make them

with elastic side bands

system''and''keep it all inside?

Technology

has made great strides!

Once the mothers had to ...

Then I go to bed.

See you tomorrow at the gym.

- Thanks for the beer, Mister.

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