Men Vs Women Page #2

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- Please, goodnight.

- Do not say anything.

- No, I want You're a jerk!

The basic human instinct

is the reproduction,

The young girl is more popular.

Are you a friend.

If I decide to commit suicide before

I'll call you so I take away the doubts.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

But he did not say anything

to that pig?

It means

new works that ass!

- It cost me 3000 in cheek!

- 6,000 pair?

No, 5000, Marcello me

discount ex-wives.

How sad!

Love,

from what you do not touch my ass?

- From the high school.

- Why you're depressed.

Paola, the head is looking for you.

I go, while you do not commit suicide.

- Are you okay?

- Very good.

E 'allergy to pollen.

Allergy is very annoying,

do not take it seriously.

My wife

before his death he suffered ...

- It's not that she died of allergy ...

- You know everything, right?

Paola insisted on telling them,

we did not want,

but has given us

so much money ...

However,

if you need anything ...

you know where to find me.

What have you bought any good?

A bit 'of my cabbage

be done in the oven.

Please could you after dinner

gagged with Domopak?

So do not feel you howl.

(LN lNGLESE) - What did he say?

- Nothing.

It 'sad and lonely, very lonely.

Do not worry, Svetlana.

Better alone than badly accompanied!

- It 's always a pleasure.

- Speak for yourself!

(SOUND MIXER)

lvan, I'm studying criminal law,

mica crossword puzzles!

Study well, do not bother me.

- Hello, monsters.

- Hello, Maga Mago.

Hello, witch,

come to tell you a thing.

Yesterday evening I towed

a girl stratospheric

and I was dressed as a Pink Panther!

One thing paranormal!

Also I have known

a girl in the gym.

And how?

It 's a girl soap and water,

scented hair, simple

and a hard ass,

named Francesca.

Well my name is Francesca!

Come on!

But it is a blond devil

with a wonderful smile

and smell incredible.

Take care,

not to do too much tenerone

because women

like the a**holes.

Can I keep it?

ln memory of the evening

most exciting of my life.

(SPEAKS lN UCRAlNO)

l love you so much ...

- Ukraine is part of Europe?

- Yes, Europe. - Ln fact!

(BELL)

Who the f*** is that? Check!

- Noise?

- Yes, what you want?

I shut off,

I can go from your balcony?

Come on, the balcony there.

Hello, Svetlana!

Look here!

You have robbed lntimissimi?

- I am a souvenir. - How do you

missing to finish the globe?

Honduras and Yemen, are very rare.

- So you're well Lichtenstein?

- Yes.

- Luxembourg?

- There I have them all!

I'll go, we're on the sixth floor.

A collector of tanga

gentleman! Attention,

might think

I've killed him.

But imagine ...

Me a hand?

Come!

Pull!

Thanks.

Imagine if you squashed

on the sidewalk with these pants!

- Here we go.

- Thank you. - Please.

- What?

- I dislocated a shoulder.

I'll Come.

It 's just a small contraction,

quiet.

Does it hurt here?

- Now?

- Best.

Just like that ..

Just like that ..

- Thank you.

- Please.

But are you crazy?

But how?

I do the massaggino,

you're on ...

But if it makes you a massage

it means he wants to have sex?

- Come on!

- Leverage these hands!

You also naked in a bed,

You're sick!

And you're a freak frigid.

Go!

Go you, this is my home!

Go, if not call the police!

The drops for colic

work?

'Yes, now sleeps,

but two hours of feeding.

At least you take advantage of travel

to get some sleep '.

Maybe! I swear I try.

(Knock on the door)

Sorry, I have knocked.

- Go, do not worry.

- Good night.

- Hello, my love.

- Give a kiss to Paul.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- I'm not sleepy, you?

- Very, and backward.

But are you okay?

Very well, thank you.

At this point I should ask:

want to join?

Should I ... because you want to join?

- To you be?

- Yes .. no.

You are a player, I'm a

coach, who knows what to think.

And 'soon, come on!

A chat and then to bed?

Eva, do not ...

Four, however,

they become five!

Excuse the mess.

- Beer?

- No, and you should not even you.

The more I drink

and I do a lot of points the same.

- Ready for tomorrow?

- Well prepared.

It's hot, right? Almost sultry ...

Almost.

Eva, as a friend, coach,

but mostly as a male,

I believe that we are entering

in a danger zone.

Remember that the laboratory

of sports science

says that having sex

before a sporting event

may strongly affect

the provision of an athlete.

It has never been demonstrated.

ln fact, but we said

Talk''and then to bed.''

Then we chat!

Choose a topic.

- How many games have done

together? - Bell'argomento!

of which 345 won and 58 lost,

but 22 in the fifth set, which is not bad!

One thing I did not tell

all this time.

What?

I'm in love with you

for six years.

Six years?

So we talk about the championship

when we were

defeated in the final ...

in Tenerife.

- Did you hear what I said?

- Yes.

In this regard, I wanted to ask:

in fridge

there are spirits?

What happened to your jar?

I do not know, I never happened,

I swear, never, never, never!

Do not worry,

is not the end of the world.

No, you're wrong!

Until it comes to other steps,

but my jar, no!

It can not happen, it should not happen!

It 's over!

No, I did indeed!

Stupid, stupid!

- (Francis) you?

- No.

It 's a very bad dream, a nightmare.

(Knock on the door)

- Who is it?

- Bertocchi, it's me, Victor!

One moment,

I was going over schemes.

The slip!

- Chairman, sleep well?

- Very good.

But something unfortunate happened

and she is responsible.

- I know, sorry.

- I understood everything.

- Everything?

- Everything.

President, that I can explain.

You are too permissive with the athletes

and they took advantage.

Tonight the Castles

did not sleep in his room.

The Castles?

- I can not believe.

- You find it and make a cazziatone.

Without discount, because I know

you have a certain relationship.

- Platonic.

- We'll miss you!

But in this case

I ask her to be tough!

- Tough-hard, I guarantee.

- Bravo!

- So I can ...

- Must!

I'm going to finish the scheme ...

Today we win!

- Beautiful here!

- Thank you.

These are things that I took from the trip

with my father.

You've been in a lot of places!

It also travel free,

is an airplane pilot.

You're lucky,

My father is a psychologist.

And when he discovered

that you're a lesbian?

For the first time I saw

in difficulty, what satisfaction!

- End break?

- Burn those calories!

Now the menu includes a massaggino

on the house.

I agree.

I go to the bathroom.

Where is the bathroom?

- The bathroom ... - The Red Door

with the word''nuclear area.''

Thanks.

When I see the field-mouse,

I am as hungry as a wolf!

- Hello, donut.

- Hello, Psycho.

- Andrea?

- It 's so lucky!

Hello, witch,

how did it go last night?

Four hours of wild sex

and a strong desire to see her again.

- And you?

- Keep your voice down, it's in the bathroom.

- Oh, but you ...

- Yes, three times!

Great!

Could you lend me that oil and rosemary

for massage?

- I want to make them feel my touch!

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