Men Vs Women Page #3

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- I'll take it.

I'll be waiting there.

- What flavor was the oil

for massage? - Rosemary.

- I guess this is it.

- Thank you.

- I do not find.

- We had lvan.

- Martha, do you want?

- I just want to take a look.

- Go away, it's mine!

- What a waste!

Permission.

Like to sit?

- Thank you.

- Please.

The house remains assigned

my client

and she agrees to give

a monthly allowance of 4,000 .

Exactly!

It only remains to be determined

who takes the car,

a Beetle in 1973

I do not care,

there are fond,

the scrap can.

Given the age of the vehicle, agrees.

From the photos it seems to me a lemon.

A lemon?

Of course, such a lemon!

You boys do this ...

As long as it suits you,

will hold the usual car

and then it gets old, the wrecks.

Just go to the dealer

miles and take a zero,

Metallic blonde with two airbags

front and two behind so great.

Well done, congratulations!

Y'know what?

I hope that God is female

and that when you males

arrive in the afterlife,

you an ass like that!

With permission.

So?

Nothing ... Look at that!

- Nothing!

- Try again.

Provo, but ...

ll your pea

retired early

are ten minutes that the stimulus

but calm!

- How is it possible?

- I do not know, have you tried with viagra?

No. .. yes.

- For three days.

- Strike!

the two cases are:

stress or misuse dell'arnese.

It happens.

Up to a certain age, waved

as the string of a cowboy

then he gets tired and goes on vacation,

catalepsy in your case,

hibernating in a deep coma,

in eternal sleep.

Enough! And then?

We can do

Dynamic sonography of the penis.

Miss, I prepared 10 mm

prostaglandin.

- What would this ultrasound?

- A routine examination.

You control the flow of blood

penis is in flaccid state ...

in your case go to a wedding ...

both in the erection,

induced by an injection.

So if you find a problem

hydraulic or psychological.

Please, Chiara.

- Good morning.

- No!

- You work here?

- Yes, Nurse ... hospital!

- What is the diagnosis, doctor?

- Erectile Dysfunction serious.

Ah, helpless!

Renato!

- Nicole!

- I do not understand a thing.

A man gets 40 years

Interestingly, even cool.

Get Dr. House!

And 'lame, old, wrinkled, a**hole

and the row of girls

out the door.

A woman should be helpful,

Independent, shaved,

witty, nasty, young, thin,

good in the kitchen, in bed,

sexy but not too much,

no children and no brain.

And when the first hair

white, hell begins.

You took you 40 years to understand

how things work

and when you think you have in hand

the rules of the game,

gives you a b*tch on the bus

the place, if I were his grandmother!

F***!

You are very upset, what happens?

Are to be scrapped?

You?

ll my opinion can not compete

with that of the b*tch,

but you're perfect

as you are, trust me.

- I know because I say so.

- Did you know?

- Because you are my friend.

- Ln fact.

Excuse the outburst.

Nicole!

But tell him, damn it!

Ouch!

(WALTER) Take everything!

Beautiful!

- (MAN) We're almost done.

- There are those of the maid!

Better, more exciting.

Not at all, speak up!

Sooner or later

will know the whole world.

Worldwide ... better then!

Hush,

is better to continue

to maintain privacy.

(MAN), Mister?

- Close when you have finished?

- Yes.

I close myself.

This is a very nice

for me and for the whole team.

I have to thank our Mister

for everything that is giving me.

Exaggerated, I'm not giving anything.

.. But it can also be

Stern, hard, when you need it

And makes us work hard

beyond the normal training.

- Eva is always nicer.

- You?

ln short, is a process.

Are you kidding? Last year

did the nude calendar.

Now the calendar do do

dogs and pigs

and then you know that in volleyball

the stronger ones are ugly.

She is strong, so ...

How much did Pauline poop today?

Watch ...

I think he has done so much

right now. Quantifies!

(BELL)

Hurry, I only have an hour or so.

You women are just superficial.

- Please?

- Do you think about just that!

We could do a billion things,

like watching a movie,

just stay on the sofa's arms ...

Rather than just sex you want to do ...

What the f***!

Are you kidding me?

- And you do not do it more.

- Exactly.

A minimum of romance!

I understand.

If you wanted to cut, you only had a text message.

Lisa!

Wait!

Stop!

Maybe if you come back tomorrow ...

(SINGS) Lisa's gone away,

Here is no longer his home.

Lisa's gone away,

Is no longer mine.

- I called because it was

Forgot ... - The powder?

- No.

- Keys? Underpants? - No.

It 's a bit that can not hear you howl,

you've got always that little problem

patagarro''to''?

I soundproof the room.

Anyway, my patagarro''''

does not concern you, okay?

No, thank goodness!

That's my house!

Please.

Chiara, I am very confused ...

Come on! Hello.

Mom, what are you doing?

Andrew, come on.

In your opinion,

I'm so in reality?

Like what?

The image in the mirror ...

I'm the one there?

No, I prefer the reality,

at least I can embrace.

- Beautiful Mommy!

- Thank you.

Hold strong!

- Even 5 minutes!

- Enough of this romance.

I have to go on.

- Where are you going?

- Seeing Martha, you?

Paola wants to get me out,

but I do not I feel like it.

But you should.

Exit, there is a world outside!

- And now you're a single bona.

- Bona?

Andrea,

the classical high school did you ...

Palatable, non-bona!

I am ready.

Spending tomorrow.

Bona!

A single bona!

Yes ..

You have danced too?

No, but I'm not used

dancing in heels!

I'm not used to dance

in general.

And then I feel like a pathetic old

who does the little girl.

If you are elderly,

I'm Barack Obama.

Pleasure, Barack, I'm Nicole.

Champagne?

No, I already had three mojitos,

Then there are the glasses.

A problem, a solution!

- In my shoes no!

- Do not you like?

I was wondering if I can reuse

the foot bed.

We just have to find out.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

Betraying for the first time

is traumatic, then you get used to.

But why have you bogged

with your player?

lmpelagare ...

Bottarelli for myself!

- How many times?

- A couple.

- How many?

- Twelve.

But included in the gym yesterday ...

and this morning on the horse.

- What does 13.

- Yes, but it is uncomfortable.

- So do not count?

- It has not.

Remember, the Romans used to say:

Cheating''humanum est,

pericolosum persevere.'' Got it?

No, I did greek.

But we must tell us everything?

A:
When you betray

is for one night stand,

if not, the women attack here,

am I right?

Very good.

- Who?

- It will be tired.

- He knew everything about life!

- Stop!

Two:
never have a story

with your wife know.

Females have

a supernatural flair for the horns.

Come on, think of serious things.

Renato,

for a degree in performing arts and cinema:

in which film of 1987,

Michael Douglas puts the horns

his wife with a crazy

who then sought

and kill the rabbit?

-''Fatal Attraction.''

- Bravo, fuchsia cheese!

- What? - I do not have a rabbit.

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