Men Vs Women Page #4

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Fausto Brizzi
Production: Medusa
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
2010
113 min
197 Views


- Did he have killed?

- Formaggino fuchsia.

- Go to sh*t!

However, this situation

does not concern me,

Eva is intelligent

and knows the situation.

They are all perfect

until they call you''love''.

Word''Love''is the most dangerous

after''marriage''.

I understand, speak tomorrow.

Not any more.

Mister,

you did a third set of fear!

Thanks.

- Let the tie-break?

- No, rather a time-out.

I have a pediatrician, I can not.

Okay, so tomorrow we go

extra time, love.

You said''love''?

Yes, you've got?

Love is a word ...

also as a vocabulary ...

I understand that you have some 'fear,

is a new situation for me too

and was not the right time.

Between your wife, your child ...

- And let's also the final

championship. - Mettiamocela.

But it has happened.

- (EVA) What did you mean before?

- When?

Before you told me

you had to tell me something important.

ln fact!

Eva ...

Eva ...

One of us has to stop.

You are wonderful,

We were good together,

but I did

an examination of conscience ...

(NOISE DOCClA, lNCOMPRENSlBlLE)

Maybe tomorrow we feel,

okay?

Maybe we feel!

I love you too.

Well, what good news!

Mommy!

Who are you? What are you doing here?

I am a friend of Nicole.

Nicole ... Mom?

Nicole!

- Wake up!

- Enough, I'm exhausted!

- Andrea!

- Mom, what the hell are you doing?

What are you doing here?

I thought you were alone, sad,

I brought croissants.

How cute!

Since you bring a stranger

naked inside the house?

I swear that when he came in,

he was dressed.

So we meet again?

Of course.

Would be 500 ,

but for the first time we do 400.

What?

The rate for the whole night, 400.

Sure.

(NlCOLETTA) Nature, 400 ...

The discount was already 100 .

Here are 50 . Go!

Thanks!

Hello.

I took her to dinner and then to my house,

Sonia was beautiful,

but when it was time,

I could not kiss her.

- I was natural.

- Again? You are a fag!

How many times do I have to say?

You do not like the flab mustache,

but I prefer the bird.

Exit with a man and do it over!

And now we hear our impotent.

Have you calmed down?

Apart from the fact

that are not powerless,

analysis are in place,

so it's just stress.

Here's another

who does not understand a sh*t!

This is called''denial.''

What are you doing psychologist

if you do not learn?

Do not you tell me

you do not get up more

since the closest you on hiatus?

- Yes.

- Then what is the shock!

To unlock them you must not go

in bed with any one,

you have to go with her.

- With her? - And with whom?

- But he hates me!

And you will find a way to make you

well, you're so pricey!

Hey!

Where are you going? A Woodstock?

No, I'm dressed

informally.

How about

if we leave it all behind

and let us know?

But I already know:

Frequently decerebration,

your weapon of seduction

is the circumvention of an incapable

and you have a social conscience

a radiator.

If I told you that I bought

Argentine fillet and a Brunello?

I'd say

that are vegetarian and teetotal.

If I told you that I made

a wok with vegetables?

I would say:
''Who cares?''

- Not a tiramisu?

- Ll take me''on''is perfect for you!

Thanks, but I'm leaving tomorrow

for a tiring journey.

- Where are you going?

- Ln Antarctica.

Think if you meet those exalted

going to save the seals!

ln fact, I go with them.

- This is the mission for the whales.

- Cool!

But when the saved

where you put them?

Okay ...

Peace and love!

Marta!

I'm glad you came,

so I present to you Frank.

We're all gay!

But are you crazy?

Make outing too, is wonderful!

Francesca is at the center.

- Is not she beautiful?

- Very!

- You are very lucky.

- I know!

- So, this Francesca?

- That I did not lose.

- What are you doing?

- I want to immortalize the moment.

- It 's the way!

- What? - One in the center.

- That one?

- Cheese!

- Yes.

- But that's my Frank.

- No, it's mine.

- That's straight, I've been there.

- No, it's a lesbian.

- Straight!

- Lesbian!

- Straight!

- Lesbian!

- And if he bisexual?

Hello.

Hello ... you know you?

- For almost ten years.

- Best friends.

Oops!

- What game are you playing?

- Do you realize what you do?

- Why should I do?

- Takes us by the ass!

I like you both,

I get out of a devastating history

and I want a little 'light weight.

Would you like some 'lightness.

- The story had a devastating

male ... - O with a girl?

But who cares?

Today no one speaks, they dance!

Between the two litigants, the third dance!

How old are you!

Francesca!

That one must choose,

but the result seems obvious.

I bet a week

of dominance?

What tenderness!

You lose!

ll glucagon Mother's!

You've made a ton, my love.

There is no need to brag,

I'm cooking!

(TELEFONlNO)

Who is it?

Do not answer?

No, it is not compulsory to answer.

- Who is it?

- The merchant ... it says.

E 'rude call

Overtime ...

These are good for us?

So he did not ...

To forgive me,

I thought to offer a solution,

to better understand what I want.

- What?

- A holiday.

Saturday catch up friends

in Corsica for my birthday,

I have a tent, it would be nice

All three go together.

the you and Marta?

I do not know, in theory I should be studying

criminal law ... boh!

- Okay, I go there alone with Martha.

- No, wait, in theory!

ln practice, I come.

- I, you and Marta, the tent ...

- I'm happy.

- Martha and I call tell him.

- No!

Now it's in the pool, do not respond,

I'll tell him when he returns.

Okay.

- Good morning!

- Good morning.

- What are you doing here?

- I'm going too in Antarctica.

ll plight of whales

touches me a lot.

- Yes, and when? - The other day

I reread''Moby Dick''.

And I thought that it is inhumane

the way in which the whales ...

I do not know what game you're playing,

but look

that do not go there on a skiing holiday.

I know, I do not want layers

between the boxes, but only part.

But if you do not even know

what we do!

I've been on YouTube,

I saw what you do:

attack the whalers,

is very cool!

Let me show you

I'm not a jerk.

- You ask the impossible!

- One possibility is given to all.

- Okay.

- Great!

One important thing:

do not try again with me,

or I'll rip your balls

and fed to the penguins do.

- I'm nuts?

- Very.

When we arrive in Antarctica

Be discreet about my ...

- That little problem ...

- Quiet!

Chiara!

- How are you?

- Good.

lvan is a veteran of the association

and a great friend of mine.

lvan, Diego.

Diego, helpless as your neighbor!

(Lvan) Permit.

Go!

Up with that wall!

Well!

Brava!

- Hello, Dad.

- What a nice surprise!

(VlTTORlO) The're killing!

I came to say goodbye,

I go on vacation.

Have fun and f***, I recommend!

Brava!

But when I play?

Emma has played throughout the tournament.

- Are you telling me that favor?

- We know it's your choice.

If there's one you can not stand

it is the Castle.

- Do not look it.

- Okay, come in his place.

What we do with mother?

We speak to me or you?

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Fausto Brizzi

Fausto Brizzi (Rome, 15 November 1968) is an Italian screenwriter, producer and film director. Fausto Brizzi got a Degree in directing at the "Centro Sperimentale di Cinematografia" in July 1994. After several theatrical experience and some rewarded shorts, from 1994 he dedicated in writing television and film plots. He wrote for numerous TV fictions (among others: Il mio amico Babbo Natale (My friend Santa Claus), with Lino Banfi and Gerry Scotti, Valeria medico legale with Claudia Koll, Non ho l'età, with Marco Columbro, Sei forte maestro, with Emilio Solfrizzi, Onora il padre with Leo Gullotta; Lui e lei with Vittoria Belvedere, Benedetti dal Signore, with Ezio Greggio and Enzo Iacchetti, Due imbroglioni e mezzo (Two cheaters and a half), with Claudio Bisio and Sabrina Ferilli. He also wrote a dozen of films with great success (among others:Bodyguards, Merry Christmas, Natale sul Nilo, Natale in India, Christmas in love, Natale a Miami, Natale a New York e Natale in crociera, all directed by Neri Parenti). Notte prima degli esami (The Night Before The Exams), his debut as director, was rewarded at about fifty Italian and international film festivals. Among the prizes the most important David di Donatello, the Ciak d'oro, the Telegatto, the Sky Award and the award of public at the Festival of Annecy. The film was the Italian phenomenon of 2006, collecting more than 15 million Euro and creating a series of side initiatives including a successful novel, an academic journal, a Disney cartoon (written by Brizzi with Riccardo Secchi), a musical directed by Saverio Marconi and a "new-quel", a transposition in modern times titled Notte prima degli esami - oggi (The Night Before The Exams - Today, film that has exceeded the success of the first (among the record established that the Italian film with the largest collection in the first day of programming, about one million euros). A novel of great success was taken from this film. In January 2008 he won his second Telegatto as "Best Film of the Year". In the summer of 2008 a remake of "The Night Before The Exams" was published with Michel Blanc in the role of Professor Martineau (in the Italian version "Martinelli", that was interpreted by Giorgio Faletti). In December 2008, during the Professional Film Days in Sorrento, he has been awarded the "Golden Ticket" (the 9th consecutive) for the screenplay of Natale in crociera (The Christmas Cruise). In 2008 he wrote the film Amici miei 400 directed by Neri Parenti, Oggi Sposi directed by Luca Lucini and a new work to Marco Martani, The thriller La notte di Peter Pan (The night of Peter Pan). His third project as director, the ensemble comedy "Ex", dedicated to the finished love, was released on 6 February 2009. Among the cast: Silvio Orlando, Claudia Gerini, Claudio Bisio, Flavio Insinna, Cristiana Capotondi, Gianmarco Tognazzi, Elena Sofia Ricci, Fabio De Luigi, Nancy Brilli, Alessandro Gassman, Claudia Gerini, Cécile Cassel, Malik Zidi, Vincenzo Salemme and Giorgia Wurth.In November 2017, he has been accused of sexual harassment. more…

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