Men Vs Women Page #5

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E 'useless.

She has a vision

somewhat 'distorted to me.

She thinks I'm an ignorant ...

(WALTER)

Castelli, out! Join the Gomez!

.. That is violent, rude.

the peasant?

What the f*** are you doing, brain-damaged?

Replace the Castles?

I chased him, is' Be careful!

We trust the Gomez!

Let us give time!

But then you're stupid?

(LN TUTTLE CHORUS) Dumb!

Show them who you are!

Brave however,

is bad luck ...

F***ing bad luck!

Replace me while I play well?

We lost, congratulations!

It 's a strategy

not to attract attention.

Rather worse,

I've never replaced the first,

now everyone will wonder

why you do it.

Are small differences

technical-tactical.

By the way, your wife?

Well, thank you.

- He's also losing weight.

- I'm glad.

Did you speak? What's New?

Of course, I started to run

the first unequivocal signs,

but the situation is delicate,

we need calm.

If you're taking the piss,

I tell her everything.

- Imagine ...

- And I say to the President.

- Pure?

- And you fall to bite the balls!

Right!

I also do the same thing

if I were in your shoes,

but look at me ...

Do I look like the guy?

No, indeed.

And so do the wall ...

You too, girls ...

I promise that after the competition

we go on holiday a month?

ll next season ...

This?

Galapagos

you and me alone on the deserted beach,

make love ten times

per day. Promise?

I promise.

Even if ten

I seem a bit 'too much ...

- I adore you.

- Me too, now go!

Get ready, you'll see how angry

President for the defeat.

I do not think, is a man's sport.

- How to de Cubertin said ...

- (VlTTORlO) Son of a b*tch!

I want to take it with head

the bastard!

- (VlTTORlO) Son of a b*tch!

- Exactly.

Sh*t, f***!

Francesca!

- Sorry for the delay.

- Marta?

Can not do it, is under consideration.

Greets you.

What a pity! I tried calling

but it is still disconnected.

Let it be, is in seclusion!

Shall we go?

This leads me.

- I have your ticket.

- Thank you.

- How beautiful you are!

- Merci.

Dear Nicole,

We are not talking

trivial cosmetic surgery,

Here we talk about contemporary art.

If Michelangelo were alive today,

Bernini and Rodin

not carved in marble,

but in silicon.

Today I will give you

a great opportunity,

to start again

to be reborn.

- I must also remove your bra?

- Get him!

I'm used to seeing bodies horrible

and then we've known for years.

Exactly ...

Sit in

the circle of light.

Let's start with the body scanner.

Hold your breath.

Close your eyes.

Perfect!

You can clothe.

This is the situation.

lntanto we remove these horrible

Grandma's knickers!

This is the side A:

cellulite, stretch marks,

adipose tissue on the sides,

flabby triceps, chest deflated.

We see the side B?

Worse than the A side!

A little 'maintenance you could do it!

Do you have a small vial of cyanide?

Watch ... rigeneration!

Weight loss, push-up effect ...

This will be the new Nicole ...

that chick!

It seems Megan Fox with my face.

And this is the estimate

Megan Fox to become.

I made you a discount.

The friends of my ex-wives

are my friends.

(SPEAKS lN lNGLESE)

We must pursue

a Japanese whaling.

We must be prepared to act,

to intercept and stop her.

What do you mean?

Everything

they tell you to do, do it.

Sorry, I meant no foul''''...

I understand.

- We can do it!

- Yes!

Come on!

- Help me to fix the lines?

- I'm not capable.

You are powerless, not paralyzed!

In less than two hours we

in paradise!

I can not wait.

- Can I come too?

- Martha!

- Change your mind?

- Yes, I was convinced ... lvan.

Thanks, lvan!

I'm too happy!

Wait here, I'll be back.

- How did you get first?

- Hydrofoil. Give me the phone.

Come on, it was a joke!

Want to fight? And war is!

- What war? Give me a kiss!

- Kiss?

One by one ball in the center.

Today you play dirty, man.

- There's your wife.

- Where? - Here, talk to Eva.

F***!

- How are you?

- Well, I switched on the fly.

What to talk about?

Monica was telling me

that after the competition

you and you go a month in Greece.

But not sure ...

It 'sure, but with the child

you can never say,

then let us not forget that

happened between Sparta and Athens

tensions are still alive,

I would not want this summer

dig up the hatchet,

then enter the Peloponnese ...

the Tigris, the Euphrates ...

Yes, a erupts August

the Trojan War!

What a fool, always wants to play!

- Yesterday's got tickets

for the ferry. - Yes?

Hurry up and win the championship

because I have to rest.

Escape, after a while 'I feed.

Hello, love.

- Hello.

- Hello, Monica.

- Have you got tickets yesterday.

- Yes, but can be redeemed.

- There is already understand ...

- Walter ...

I swear

I tell you that by Saturday.

Well, then Saturday night

Come to dinner with me.

Maybe you even stopped to sleep.

Perfect.

- In case you have no idea how ...

- Shut up.

- Anyway, I knew it.

- Two to one for me!

And now trying to do the male

and plan well the stakes,

if not, tonight we fly away.

- Bath?

- Yes Andrew, we join later?

Yes, I put the stakes and finish.

Then we inflate

also the mattresses.

Done!

You are teleported?

Marta! Francesca!

There is none.

No, no!

Marta! Francesca!

What are you doing?

- I'd say it was a paradise!

- Are not you coming? Are you ashamed?

As comes to mind

so to come here?

All dressed up ... is indecent,

there are also children.

- It is bare! - Are you kidding?

- He wants to make the voyeur?

Respect the rules,

otherwise where are we going to end?

Disgusting pig!

- Paola, you have a minute?

- Yes.

- We have known each other a lot, right?

- Yes.

I am a widower,

are just many years.

I have to ask

something very important.

Renato, do not be offended,

but you're not my type.

You're not even my type.

Tonight when we get out,

I'll make you a question

and you must answer: no.

- No.

- No, dry and firm.

- A''no''is not denied to anyone!

- Thank you.

Evening barbecue and bonfire.

- Are you two?

- Ln three.

- There is a friend? Maybe straight ...

- No, a friend.

- Friend ... so to speak.

- There he is!

- He is Andrea.

- Hello everyone.

As you see,

Andrea is a very athletic boy.

And 'the Journal of today?

I can read the latest news ...

No.

Got something to hide?

Please.

Bites?

Two even!

- Girls, are you okay?

- No.

Not now.

Would you like to go out to eat

sushi together?

No, unfortunately I have to do.

- Let us?

- No thanks, I do not feel tonight.

Come on, is sushi!

The last time I ate

sushi, I spent 400 .

I offer myself, and if you do not like sushi

We can go to the restaurant.

Is there a place there

where the food is bad, but bad ...

I'd like to, but not tonight.

Thanks, Renato.

Hello.

So? What do we do?

You sleep!

- You sleep?

- I would say yes.

- I turn off the light?

- Want to sleep with the lights on?

- I turn it off, good night.

- Good night.

Sure we want to stay?

Safe, secure, safe, secure ...

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