Men Vs Women Page #6

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- How are glad you came!

- What is mutual.

- Good night.

- 'Night.

- But then it is very late ...

- I'll do with the teeth!

- You sleep?

- No.

It 's my hand, you moron!

Good night.

A ship!

Why not ask if they have

something for seasickness?

Nah, that's Whaling

we hamper!

Hinder that?

But it's giant!

they are the real giants!

If the harpoon, were killed.

ll our task

is to make him lose time.

Why do not escape under water?

Instinct tells him to go

surface when they are afraid.

The catch per fatigue.

- Check that in a while 'shooting at us!

- What? - We shoot!

Beware! Down!

(SPEAKS lN GlAPPONESE)

- Operate the pump.

- The pump?

You have to stop him from taking aim.

Beware!

Was wrong!

- (CHlARA) made a mistake!

- (Lvan) Yes!

You're right,

but put yourself in my shoes.

ll child cried,

thought to appendicitis,

we have taken to the hospital and

luckily it was nothing

Air only in the belly.

Walter, I must ask

an important thing

but this time, be sincere,

Do you promise?

Sure.

I will never play by the holder

or I'll be always on the bench?

Since I coach,

You've been the owner ...

You know what I mean.

Bench or the owner?

Bench.

But then

because you said''I love you''?

It 'just that you ask me.

There was the''I love you''in the phrase,

but was contained in the phrase

''Feel''.

It was a''love you''involuntary

By a yellow card.

I say to defuse ...

I spent two days of hell.

Marta knew

I was allergic to mushrooms

and crushed them in the sauce.

The last time you've blown up so much

that seemed to Rocky Balboa.

In fact, I ran away, leaving

Francesca at the mercy of the hyena.

- But yesterday, I retaliated.

- What?

That threw me merdaccia

among the jellyfish.

- What you are now?

- 5 to 4, but tomorrow's draw.

I replaced the sunscreen

with mayonnaise.

- Forte!

- Lvan, let's get to work!

I salute you, have fun.

I was pleased

see you work with us.

We do a big ass!

And I think it's worth it.

I thought you were more ...

most selfish, arrogant,

uncaring, misogynist ...

Thanks for the compliments.

Also I thought you were

more spinster, boring, sour.

- Also as a compliment.

- Of course.

Sorry, there is an albatross dirty

oil, I have to clean it,

instead of sitting here doing''Titanic''

you give me a hand?

I am an expert on dirty albatross!

- Come on!

- An expert ...

This little thing that you have between your legs

will cause

all your problems.

His fault,

I've done a mess.

We hope that the mother

knowing it,

otherwise we're in a half too

that has nothing to do.

When you become a man,

I understand and forgive me.

True?

With this irresponsible act,

you played the scooter at age 14.

(RUMORl) What?

Sparano?

Oh God!

I think it's for you.

Now occurred.

- Eva, what are you doing?

- A**hole!

Quiet!

But what happened?

- Nothing, an uncontrolled ascent.

- What have you done?

I have not convened for the final

and was outraged.

- Your husband is a sh*t!

- How dare you?

Just because you do not play?

Are you crazy?

ln fact ... all fall!

He needed to f***

and I shall fall

as a poor fool.

He has a lot of imagination ...

Love, where are you going?

I know that Walter is not

Subbuteo playing tonight.

-What will be of harm to the condo?

-At least 5000.

- It 's the figure of sh*t ...

- That is priceless.

(VOClNA) Pig! My father

told me right away!

Forgive me,

but do not do it for ten months.

(VOClNA) So what?

I had your baby in your belly!

Forgiveness was a moment of madness.

Yes, one moment ... Tell me how

Schiacciatrice crush you!

Porco, out of this house!

No, let us make peace.

Sorry, I did take.

Bet now comes out and says:

''Friends, I made a mess!''

Here are at least 10,000

of food per month.

When a man meets with her lover

a woman with a baby ...

- Friends, I made a mess.

- They are d*cks!

- You're a moron.

- Problems?

I had two crabs in the bag

I have crunched the iPod,

Do you know something?

the crabs in the Corsica

are big music fans.

Guys, I decided

what do you do tonight to celebrate.

- What?

- A horseback riding.

- Strong!

- A horse?

- We know to go, right? - Of course,

I was born on a farm.

- Whew! And you?

- "Me?

Sure!

I tell you one thing:

Palio di Siena!

(ANDREA) How I came to mind

to do this sh*t?

(ANDREA) Stop him!

Still, damn it!

How do you stop this horse?

What a great idea you had!

-Where did you learn to ride like that?

-It 's a method of my own!

(MARTA) Let those who come first

the riding! Go!

Piano!

(ANDREA) Stop!

Wait for me, dammit!

What a hit!

- Thanks for the great experience.

- Nothing.

A great trip.

Listen ...

I can tell you something else?

I was an idiot

to try it with you.

What you're giving me now ...

is much more satisfying sex.

You are cheerful, intelligent, beautiful,

sensitive.

Saddle is the last of my ...

Ladies and Gentlemen,

the return of the living dead!

I told you, are not powerless.

- I love you.

- No, now is not the case.

- No?

- No.

- And now?

- Not true.

It's six.

Sorry, I have the course of tango,

bring it on file.

Take care!

Renato!

Hello.

- This sends you Paola.

- Thank you.

Beautiful! E 'yours?

What do you do?

And 'old ... ie, traditional.

This is the machine

that went to the moon.

The world is digital,

but in the film.

It is neither color

or black and white,

but it is full of shades of gray.

I'll show you something.

- Please.

- What?

This is my darkroom.

Between a binder and the other

sometimes spends so much time!

Look.

This is a roll, keep it in hand.

The film is gelatin,

is a living thing.

Development here and die here.

And these are my photos.

They are beautiful.

This is one of my favorites.

We are in Mongolia,

we slept in a tent,

and then in the morning

I did a ride.

- You?

- I.

(ALARM)

Six and a quarter ... come!

Run!

Five seconds ...

four ...

No!

Good grief!

Maurizio!

Maurizio!

Damn, I'm sorry.

Explain to me?

The door is reinforced to protect

archive information,

Opening and closing are controlled

by an automatic time

which is activated at 6:15 p.m. sharp.

- What is the problem? Telephony.

- No field below.

- There will be a landline.

- About yes, not here.

Vigilance!

The supervisor has already left.

You're telling me ...

I hope that you have no commitments

up at 7 tomorrow morning.

- Oh! - Stay calm!

- Calm sh*t!

I want to go back home,

I'm hungry, thirsty ...

This is not a problem.

Tuna, pea and ham.

Soup, bacon, cheese,

chocolate, biscuits, wine.

If the lady has some desire,

We are here to serve.

Honey, come down, otherwise we do not find

parking at the cinema.

I get off.

- Look who's here!

- Doctor, how are you?

the good, you?

There are three sessions that do not come.

- I was out. - Did you

what did I tell you?

Have you tried using the station?

Yes, I had to get

to the South Pole,

a horrifying experience!

But the bird?

She was right.

Proof with hippies,

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