Men Vs Women Page #7

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Fausto Brizzi
Production: Medusa
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
2010
113 min
197 Views


The parrot is back to flying.

A**hole!

A**hole!

I can tell you something?

Chiara ...

not bad.

I'm in love with her,

am the happiest man in the world.

You know what?

That your friend down there

if they had noticed it before you.

I'm going to a conference

premature ejaculation.

Take care,''''Hold on!

What a guy!

- You're done.

- Love you crazy?

- What did you call?

- Love.

As long as you call me

Frigid''hippies''steps,

so you're an idiot

that collects briefs

but if there is one thing

that pisses me off is the hypocrisy.

You do not know what respect,

let alone love!

Goodbye!

Final league:

Novara against Pesaro.

'And' the game of truth

for Bertocchi,

That only by winning tonight, it could

Save a fluctuating season.

- Where's Eve?

- I do not know why you ask me?

- Who should I ask?

- There are many people ...

Bertocchi,

we do not make jokes tonight.

I tried calling

and the phone turned off.

Do you know what happens

If we lose tonight, right?

E-SW-NE-RO.

- Bravo.

- Thank you, Chairman.

Come on, crushed!

(BELL)

- What do you want?

- I wanted to apologize.

Sorry my ass!

No!

(TELECRONlSTA)

Bertocchi Walter is in trouble,

forced to deploy

the Cuban Gomez,

because of the mysterious

absence of Castelli.

Go!

(CRONlSTA) One to zero for Pesaro.

Not sure how long someone

no cooking for me.

- It was all delicious. - Ln a life

I did the previous chef.

I made the dog trainer,

I rented bicycles,

I did the acrobat.

Yes, the acrobat!

Well done!

- And now you do a somersault.

- No, I trust, stop!

Rather, I am out of practice.

- How many lives did you have?

- Three.

No, maybe four.

And maybe there will be

a fifth, right?

Mah ..

The first year

I came here to play

success is a mess.

I was pregnant with a bastard.

I was lost in love

and when I told him, I shouted

he did not care about me

and then disappeared.

After I lost my baby.

I was a little girl.

The only person I was close

in those days was my coach.

I just wanted to tell you that Walter

is a great person

And I ...

and I'm in love.

I'm sorry.

If I had not

broken boxes,

he would never have betrayed.

Because he loves you.

He loves you.

Help the planet! What to do if

of a nuclear accident!

Guys, want to know what to do

or do you not care about anything?

lvan, help me,

Only you can save me.

You're in the right place,

help animals in need.

I can not talk to Clare

I do not know where it is.

- It 'game?

- Yes.

Sh*t, I knew it! Where is he?

Clare said

who does not want to see you,

so I can not tell you

which is in the Cetacean Sanctuary.

And where exactly?

I swore to clarify that

I would not have said

which is located between Liguria

and Corsica, not insist.

These are the coordinates of the ship

I've never given.

Thank you, the better.

- (Lvan) Good boy!

- Look at Clara is angry.

I love violent women.

Touch you!

Mia!

No, a minimum of dignity!

Time-out!

Simply, there is a limit to everything!

Girls, never to

the ball to Gomez, okay?

(PUBBLlCO Rejoice)

- Why have you thought about?

- Someone asked me ...

That still loves you.

Exchange, enter the Castle,

Gomez comes out.

Come on!

Mister, because I replace?

Because you're a duffer,

a very large,

immeasurable suck!

Come on, down ...

If the item will Novara,

win the Scudetto.

Thanks.

Tomorrow, I ask the president

to be sold,

I do not like to sit on the bench.

I'm sorry.

Me too.

I am ready.

(BOY)

And now Frank has to kiss ...

- Andrea.

- (TUTTLE) No, Martha!

You do decide to celebrated.

All right.

(TUTTLE) Oh ...

(TUTTLE) OLE!

Bravo!

Enjoy!

Marta, where are you going?

Let her go, then go.

(RENATO) And now ... magic.

Do not even look like me.

Rather you.

You're beautiful.

Hey!

Is there something wrong?

But I really like me?

No, you do not like you,

I'm in love with you

twelve years.

What a record!

What did I tell you!

Kiss!

Fifty

f***ing half an hour.

Now we leave them alone.

Everybody out!

Monica!

Monica!

- How are you?

- Good.

Who are these two fat guys?

These?

They are the uncles of Molise.

Remember

who are facing difficulties to speak Italian?

We have got that horrible

under the horse dies.

It was a dead donkey ... ugly.

Horrible.

Watch ...

These are

my classmates.

- I remember them ... ugly.

- Bruttini!

- Do you think this gesture is enough

for you to forgive? - Yes.

I love you.

Now that is?

Vale.

But now you come back down

and pick up all this triumph

of g-strings,

why are you polluting the sea.

- Seriously?

- Not at all '.

Orders!

- Hello!

- What are you doing here?

You had no shelter today?

I guess I'm healed.

(TELEFONlNO)

- What the f*** you want?

- (ANDREA) That way!

I wanted to tell you three things,

The first is that I played.

Bravo!

Second:
I've put the snake

the bag is alive

We became friends.

Salutamela. The third?

The third is that you were right,

hydrofoil is done first.

- Hello.

- And Francesca?

Who?

That b*tch undecided

that made us fight?

- I do not know.

- How can you not love you?

- Let's make peace?

- Kissing you all!

- Stop fighting with women!

- I swear!

I closed it with women,

at least for this summer.

I do not want to see a woman

for the rest of the holiday.

- I saw you first.

- No, and no one is a lesbian.

Not at all, is convinced straight!

Want to bet a week

of dominance?

A month!

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Fausto Brizzi

Fausto Brizzi (Rome, 15 November 1968) is an Italian screenwriter, producer and film director. Fausto Brizzi got a Degree in directing at the "Centro Sperimentale di Cinematografia" in July 1994. After several theatrical experience and some rewarded shorts, from 1994 he dedicated in writing television and film plots. He wrote for numerous TV fictions (among others: Il mio amico Babbo Natale (My friend Santa Claus), with Lino Banfi and Gerry Scotti, Valeria medico legale with Claudia Koll, Non ho l'età, with Marco Columbro, Sei forte maestro, with Emilio Solfrizzi, Onora il padre with Leo Gullotta; Lui e lei with Vittoria Belvedere, Benedetti dal Signore, with Ezio Greggio and Enzo Iacchetti, Due imbroglioni e mezzo (Two cheaters and a half), with Claudio Bisio and Sabrina Ferilli. He also wrote a dozen of films with great success (among others:Bodyguards, Merry Christmas, Natale sul Nilo, Natale in India, Christmas in love, Natale a Miami, Natale a New York e Natale in crociera, all directed by Neri Parenti). Notte prima degli esami (The Night Before The Exams), his debut as director, was rewarded at about fifty Italian and international film festivals. Among the prizes the most important David di Donatello, the Ciak d'oro, the Telegatto, the Sky Award and the award of public at the Festival of Annecy. The film was the Italian phenomenon of 2006, collecting more than 15 million Euro and creating a series of side initiatives including a successful novel, an academic journal, a Disney cartoon (written by Brizzi with Riccardo Secchi), a musical directed by Saverio Marconi and a "new-quel", a transposition in modern times titled Notte prima degli esami - oggi (The Night Before The Exams - Today, film that has exceeded the success of the first (among the record established that the Italian film with the largest collection in the first day of programming, about one million euros). A novel of great success was taken from this film. In January 2008 he won his second Telegatto as "Best Film of the Year". In the summer of 2008 a remake of "The Night Before The Exams" was published with Michel Blanc in the role of Professor Martineau (in the Italian version "Martinelli", that was interpreted by Giorgio Faletti). In December 2008, during the Professional Film Days in Sorrento, he has been awarded the "Golden Ticket" (the 9th consecutive) for the screenplay of Natale in crociera (The Christmas Cruise). In 2008 he wrote the film Amici miei 400 directed by Neri Parenti, Oggi Sposi directed by Luca Lucini and a new work to Marco Martani, The thriller La notte di Peter Pan (The night of Peter Pan). His third project as director, the ensemble comedy "Ex", dedicated to the finished love, was released on 6 February 2009. Among the cast: Silvio Orlando, Claudia Gerini, Claudio Bisio, Flavio Insinna, Cristiana Capotondi, Gianmarco Tognazzi, Elena Sofia Ricci, Fabio De Luigi, Nancy Brilli, Alessandro Gassman, Claudia Gerini, Cécile Cassel, Malik Zidi, Vincenzo Salemme and Giorgia Wurth.In November 2017, he has been accused of sexual harassment. more…

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