Mercenaries Page #5

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This one,

Do as you please.

Hmm?

Next time, do it yourself,

Or I blow your little f***ing dick off.

She's out of your league, pal.

Are you here for us,

Or do you just need us for Elise?

I'm here for everyone...

Everyone.

So what's the plan?

We do a PMS from hell on this place.

Hey! Arm yourself! Here!

Okay. Mei-Lin, hit it.

Clay.

Ulrika, they have

armed all the prisoners.

Well, then, you better unarm them.

With pleasure.

Get the brat.

So, what,

I'm your b*tch now?

You are whatever I'm paying you to be.

You know,

My mommy had blonde hair, too.

Time to die, Mommy!

Mommy! Aah!

Oh, you want to play?

Ah, you want to play?

Come here.

I know the perfect woman for this job.

Be right back.

Take your time.

Like a poodle, huh?

Oh, hi, Raven.

Hey, Clay.

Hah!

Now what, huh?

Yeah.

Now what?

Now...

Stop!

Don't you move.

I'll kill her.

I'll kill her.

Don't you move.

Come in,

And keep moving.

The b*tch is right behind me!

F***.

I said move!

Move! Go, go, go, go, go!

Bye-bye!

Clay! Clay!

I'm here! I'm here!

Jesus, how many lives do you have?

I was right on their... I had them,

And then there was a tunnel.

It imploded. I don't

even... I f***ing lost them.

You'd been any closer, we'd be

scooping you out with a spatula.

I can't lose her. I have to go back.

Listen, even if you could get through,

You'd never catch up.

F***!

Wait. The Soviets were really boring.

They used the same blueprints

for all of their prisons.

Okay.

Am I really the only one

Who reads "Cold War

Architectural Digest"?

Okay, what is... What is the point here?

No, no. Okay, the tunnel,

Uh, it leads to a structure...

A church, I think, in the

village right below us.

This tunnel? Yep.

Okay, great. I'll get us some wheels.

Okay. Go, go, go! Come on.

Ulrika!

I wouldn't shoot if I were you.

She's bluffing.

Hand her over,

Or we all die.

You wouldn't harm her.

She's the mission,

The whole reason you came!

And you don't want to die, do you, girl?

Come on, sweetie!

Tell the nice lady how scared you are,

How you just want to go home.

Elise, how much would you give

To stop Ulrika from ever

hurting another woman?

Anything.

Everything.

Me, too.

Wait!

It's okay.

This isn't over!

Oh, you can count on it!

Get in! Get in.

Sh*t!

You all right?

I'm okay, but my rifle's not.

What the hell are you waiting for?

Punch that sh*t!

Hey, Kitty-Kat, you gonna

sit there and admire the view,

Or you gonna shoot back?

My rifle's broken!

Maybe you should try some

evasive driving for once!

Stop your bickering, you two!

You want evasive driving?

Hang on, b*tches!

They got a rocket launcher.

Okay, I've got two rounds left.

It's all on you. No pressure.

Two rounds? Yeah.

I thought you never miss.

Well, with a 1911 from a moving

vehicle at a rocket launcher?

I believe in you.

Hold it steady!

Nice work. I like that.

Don't tell Mei-Lin, but I

was aiming for the driver.

I don't care.

Okay, we're stealing her plane.

Let's go home, ladies.

Clear.

Big plane. Small girl.

You good?

Like an Asian chick gives happy endings.

I like 'em big.

Why am I not surprised?

Get comfy.

Okay. Yeah, Daddy.

Okay.

Ladies and b*tches,

This is your captain speaking.

Please buckle up.

There is an Asian

woman behind the wheel.

We've been cleared to taxi by me.

Pull up near the cockpit!

Keep your panties on!

Oh, hell, no.

Aah!

See you next Tuesday,

B*tch.

We had a little problem,

But don't worry. I took care of it.

It's okay.

F***, no!

F***ing America!

God damn you!

Motherfucking get you!

Ohh! Sh*t!

Who the f*** shot me?

F*** you!

Bullet in my shoulder!

Sh*t!

Aah!

You Americans are so soft!

This is over!

You've stopped being fun!

And you couldn't even save your team!

Not yet I haven't!

Uncle Sam wants her.

F*** this!

Send me back to prison. Fine.

Satellite tracking isn't good enough!

I need eyes on that plane!

I don't care if you need

F22s from the f***ing moon!

Just do it!

Ma'am! We have a visual!

They're coming in hot!

You know that hole you

were saving for Ulrika?

'Cause all you'll need is a shoe box.

And Raven?

That b*tch's wings have been clipped.

Heh heh heh.

Heh. She's dead as a dodo.

She... She...

I... I got shot.

I have... I have a

bullet in my shoulder.

Ma'am, the jet is

fueled and ready to go.

Ms. Prescott, let's get you out of here.

Your dad's waiting for you.

Thank you.

I'm gonna make sure that my father

Does something to help

all the women here,

Really help them,

Not just some P.R. stunt.

Miss.

Hey, Elise,

You sure you don't want

to be part of the team?

You'd be a great addition.

Somebody's gotta make sure

you guys get your pardons.

We have to go. Come on.

Hell of a job, Clay, you and your team.

Got another assignment for you,

If you're interested. Heh.

Maybe tomorrow.

I owe these ladies a drink.

Damn straight.

Gotta be ladies night

somewhere in this place.

Adios.

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