Mercenaries Page #4

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And the rest is easy.

Well, you better hope the choice p*ssy

Keeps getting themselves locked up.

Well, of course.

Sooner or later,

Every woman winds up in my prison.

Ah.

Here we are. A new resident.

Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp.

Round up villagers for revolt.

Says you killed her sister.

Ah, yes,

The chambermaid from yesterday.

Oh, Grigori did make a mess of her.

And then to just dump the body

On the side of the river, ooh.

When Grigori is done with her,

She'll be as obedient as a poodle.

You like to watch, Katrushka?

Next time.

Stick to the plan, soldier.

We can't save her.

Elise is the mission.

I don't know who the bigger b*tch is,

You or her.

I want to be up front

with you, Ms. Clay.

I don't trust you.

So why did you let us in?

Well, never let it be said that

I put paranoia before profit.

Well, look.

Listen, if you're too busy,

Why don't you just

email me your schedule,

And we can do this another time.

We haven't even gotten

to know each other yet.

Your accent, American.

Your posture, your poise, military.

Forgive me for being curious.

My Army days are long gone.

Dishonorable discharge.

Go on.

I had 20 good men underneath me

And a prick of a C.O.

He said that women in

combat were a joke...

So he would give us missions

That were more and more complicated,

Hoping that I would fail,

And every time I succeeded,

It just really pissed him off.

One day, he tasked us with clearing

A cave complex in Waziristan.

Well, we walked in,

And we were looking

at a hundred fighters.

That was the beginning

of 14 hours of hell,

At the end of which I

was one of the lucky ones.

I only caught two bullets.

Come to find out

My C.O. was intentionally

withholding Intel.

11 good men died

Because he couldn't stand

to see a woman in charge.

So when I got out of the hospital,

I put him in one.

Heh.

I knew there was something

I liked about you, Clay.

Your boss lady says we

should make ourselves at home.

At home, I...

I never liked to drink alone.

We are part of an elite sorority,

Women that have earned

the command of men.

So tell me, how did you earn yours?

My father.

He was a great military leader,

But he would never have given

me the power like he would a son,

So I shot him in the

eyes, and I took it.

But then I realized

Staying on top, that's a challenge.

Very true.

Everyone wants to steal your power,

So I've learned to distrust everyone.

So forgive me for asking, Clay.

Why, of all days, did you come today?

Well, we didn't have the bomb yesterday.

Perhaps.

Perhaps there's more to it than that.

I don't know what to tell you.

Well, I can easily have

my men make you tell me,

But for a kindred spirit,

I prefer a different approach.

Hey, there, fellas.

Poker.

My favorite.

Deal me in.

Here's to the hole that never heals

The more you lick it.

Ah. Na zdrav.

I have a high-profile prisoner,

One that I'm sure will attract

at least one rescue attempt,

And here you are right on schedule.

Be truthful with me,

And I'll be lenient,

Even generous.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Heh.

That's a bit of a lie.

Your background, that wasn't.

Your country may have faith in you,

But I think you've lost faith in them.

Isn't there something you would like

To get off your chest?

Bap!

Boom.

I win again.

Your ass was really hoping

For that nine from the river, huh?

And, you, I'm gonna give you a free tip.

Stop with that blinking sh*t.

Everybody knows that mean

you ain't got nothing. Damn.

Versace, Versace,

Versace.

You're gonna have to wait till next hand

To be dealt in, new booty.

Enh.

I don't gamble.

Even if the stakes are high

And the game is rigged?

Hmm?

Ha!

Do it, Mommy.

Shoot me.

So tempting, baby.

But first, I need you to call your boss.

They know I'm not to be disturbed

When I'm discussing business.

Now, where were we?

Thanks for the drink.

Cheers.

To nipples,

Because without them,

Titties would be pointless.

Come on.

Sh*t.

Son of a b*tch.

That's better.

Okay, girls, let's go.

About f***ing time!

In position.

Go to the end of the hall. Turn left.

Go down two doors.

Make a right.

Clay, hang back.

Clear. Go.

Thanks, Kat.

Mei-Lin, it's me.

And just try and keep it quiet.

It's about time.

"Keep it quiet," she says.

You keep it quiet.

I'm gonna show you.

Whoo! Hot damn!

Silent-mite.

No boom, no bang, no fun.

Oh. What'd I miss?

You look like sh*t.

Come on, Princess.

Elise.

Elise Prescott.

Yes?

Step back from the door.

Clear!

Okay, come on.

Who are you?

Jehovah's Witness.

Can we talk about Jesus Christ? Come on.

You guys better get moving.

Okay. Raven, how are

we at the motor pool?

I got you covered, Clay.

Okay, just keep on that track.

You got a clear path.

Anybody on your tail?

Negative.

Good.

Ohh!

Hit the lights!

Clay, you owe me a

bottle of single-malt.

What the f*** am I gonna do

With a pardon, Clay?

Get a job?

Find Mr. Right?

You and I both know damn well

I'll be back in the Box within a year.

So I made a change to the plan,

Mm-hmm, made a last-minute

deal with Grigori,

Not that he was in

any position to argue.

Ulrika agreed.

Here's my new Minister of Tourism.

Yep.

I'm gonna wine and

dine all the Americans,

Mm-hmm,

Get them to make their movies here.

Hell, I might even f*** George Clooney,

With a strap-on.

We're gonna run for it.

Are you serious?

Clay!

Okay. Come on.

We're gonna have to jump, okay?

Are you f***ing crazy?

Elise, trust me. You can do this.

No!

Let's go. Come on!

Move!

Come on.

Take her to her cell.

The other two, do as you please.

Where's the other American?

Shot the f***ing b*tch.

Hey, Grigori... Eh?

The girl that helped them,

What was her name?

Lexi.

Ah, Lexi. Okay.

F***.

God! F***!

May I...

Okay?

Thanks.

This was always a long shot, Clay.

Pack it up. Head back here.

I'm really surprised that

you got as far as you did.

There's nothing more

you can do for them.

Lexi.

Lexi, baby, are you awake?

Oh, hi.

Okay, don't go to

sleep, okay, sweetheart?

I'm gonna take you to America, okay?

You can go to the mall. Heh.

We're gonna watch crappy

movies on cable TV.

You can go to the prom.

You'll do all those things

That teenagers are supposed to do, okay?

Just don't go to sleep.

Oh, my God.

Didn't anyone ever tell you

It's not nice to lie to kids?

I'm sorry.

Ohh!

What? You just gonna pick on her?

Don't tell me you've gone PC.

You know what the problem

is with Chinese cuisine?

Too much MSG.

Never enough salt!

Ah sh*t!

Ohh! Aah!

You're f***ing kidding me.

The bidding has started.

Excellent. Excellent.

I'd stay and watch,

But I've got Iran, North Korea

And Al Qaeda very interested

In paying for the honor

Of killing the First Daughter.

Grigori, they're all yours.

Enjoy.

Heh.

You can have the Oriental.

The white woman is mine.

Boss, we have a situation

You should see up here.

Not a finger on this one until I return.

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