Mere Dad Ki Maruti Page #6

Goodbye.

TC, Bro!

But weren't we going

to the engagement?

So baby, what should I

have told brother Hussain?

That I don't have

five lacs to give him.

But, what is a brother, Hussain?

Listen, I have an idea.

Let's tweet a superstar and ask

him to request his fans to help us

by donating a rupee each.

That way we'll have a

profit of 20 lacs, bro!

Seriously? Like seriously, Gattu!

Like seriously, man!

Guys, seriously!

Patrolling is our duty, isn't it?

Why is this car bouncing?

Stop... stop... stop.

Damn this youth.

Is this a car or a honeymoon suite?

Let's go.

Sameer.

Wappening Dad? New word. I made it up.

Shut up and listen.

I've filled expensive

bottles with cheaper whiskey.

Just serve it to the guests.

Dad, over here as well?

Are you kidding me?

After giving birth to a kid like you,

there isn't any

scope left for kidding!

Do it fast.

This one is for you, Raj.

You have done so much for me

over the seven years we dated.

I have a small surprise for you.

Things I haven't been able to say in

words are said in this performance.

Hope you like it.

You have seen so many girls

You have seen so many girls

But you haven't seen

anyone quite like me.

My dress is tight

Sending you the invite

Let me turn you on tonight.

Tonight I will love you,

Tonight I won't hide anything from you

Tonight, it's me and you.

When I move my hip

You will go hip-hip-hurrah.

When I move my hip

You will go hip-hip-hurrah.

When we love...

You will go hip-hip-hurrah

When I move my hip

You will go hip-hip-hurrah.

She is your sister, man.

My hopes are hot hot

I want kids and what not!

My youth is dedicated to you

I am waiting for you

My youth is dedicated to you

I am waiting for you

I'll break all the

records of love with you

I'll have a big family with you.

Come on, honey!

Tonight, I will excite you,

Tonight, I will kiss you,

Tonight it's me and you!

When I move my hip

You will go hip-hip-hurrah.

When I move my hip

You will go hip-hip-hurrah.

When we love...

You will go hip-hip-hurrah

When I move my hip

You will go hip-hip-hurrah.

It's all messed up, Gattu!

No sh*t, Sherlock!

Brother Hussain, you here?

Enough is enough.

Where is my money?

Or should I ask your father for it?

My sister is getting engaged today.

We will be at your

garage with the remaining

four lacs ninety five thousand.

Just give us two hours.

I am warning you...

if my patience runs out,

your life will run out too.

I think he mentioned that we

are pretty much screwed now.

It's enough now, just

tell Sameer's dad the truth.

That is not even an option,

Jasleen! I have a plan.

Mom is giving Tanvi a gold

necklace worth 5 lacs. It fits.

Hold on, Sameer.

You want to steal from your own home?

You think Gattu is gutless?

The real gutless one is you!

I mean, what will happen if

you tell your dad the truth?

He will ground you at the most.

You think I am doing all

this because I am afraid of Tej?

I am very happy to be screamed

at by dad, if the car comes back!

But it's not about that,

I know Tanvi is

annoying and irritating

but she is still my sister.

Tej has promised her and

her husband a new car!

And the promise will

be broken because of me!

I know my father is a cheapskate,

he serves cheap booze

in expensive bottles,

but however he is,

he is still my father.

Can you imagine his humiliation?

Listen, Sameer, I

cannot support theft.

Guys, this is not the time to fight,

and Sameer, Jasleen is right,

you want to be a

thief in your own house?

Have you lost it?

Listen, there is no

need for you to help me.

What was I thinking?

I was stealing Tanvi's

necklace to return her car?

To avoid hurting Tej,

I was hurting my mom?

Dude, are you a public

prosecutor or a defence lawyer?

You cannot be both at the same time!

Gattu, I am stupid,

irritating, a fool, and dumb.

But not a thief.

Come on, let's think

of an alternative.

Let's go.

What are you doing?

You call, she won't pick up mine.

Hello, Jazzline, come out.

We are going to brother

Hussain's garage right now.

'We?' I am not a part of your 'We'.

Hello, Jazzline. I

didn't steal the necklace.

We have another plan.

Stop it, Sameer. No more plans.

Don't you get it?

I don't want to be a

part of this any more.

I am not like you.

I know you are not like me, Jazzline,

but are you love me?

Because I am really love you.

Jazzline?

If you propose in pathetic English,

this is what will happen.

Cheezy boy.

"I am not like you,

Jazzline, but am love you".

I am also love you, Sameer.

Psychic.

Not you, me!

I love talking to ghosts

and then hugging them too.

Irfan, open the garage, we are here!

I can change a man's colour,

what's a car?

Anything can be sold

on the black market.

Your work will be done. Don't worry!

So sorry, brother Hussain, we're late.

Goodbye.

Kids, always remember,

loss of time and loss of

a person is permanent.

Where is the car?

You doubt a warrior's word?

Not at all, your words are irreversible,

like a permanent tattoo or something.

And they hurt!

Awesome, awesome!

My money first, and then your car.

Absolutely, just the way you want it.

Police?

- Police?

Original or fake?

Irfan! Only original

police raids, run, hurry, fast.

Catch everyone.

You hunt for those three!

I am here!

Come on, fast.

Where the hell these cops come from?

Come quick!

Was this your plan,

baby, did you call the cops?

No baby, this wasn't my plan.

So what was your plan, baby?

I thought we would go there

and cause a distraction

and then escape with the car!

What?

Baby, cops!

Run.

Excuse me, hot wheels.

Excused, religious lady.

Sameer...

Sameer, hey sameer,

where's the car, son?

Son, get the car quickly!

What a shame on Tej.

Go get the car from the showroom,

idiots haven't sent it yet.

Yes, yes, I am listening!

Yes, tell me.

Dad?

- One second, hold on.

I want to talk to you please.

Get the car first,

We'll talk on

Saturday after the wedding!

Dad, it's important!

Okay, give me two minutes.

Yes, I am listening,

please clear the budget first.

Hello.

Brother Hussain has

been caught by the cops.

What?

That Maruti car needs to be

cleared from the garage immediately.

Irfan, we lied, we don't

have 5 lacs to pay you.

We have to get rid of the car.

You can pay in instalments.

Yes or no?

No.

- You don't want it?

No, I mean yes, we want it!

I'll just be there, okay? Bye.

Okay... okay, bye.

Yes, now tell me.

Dad, I'll get the

car from the showroom.

The car is ready with flowers.

- Fool.

He is coming here, sir.

This vehicle is best

to dry clothes on.

We haven't spotted a car in two weeks.

Let's go to Patiala,

Chandigarh is dead.

I have spotted an amazing car.

It has been at the

same spot for three days.

I hope it's not a police trap.

Idiot, have the

police ever caught anyone?

Let's go.

Irfan, where is the car?

Where is the car?

So, kid? Looking for a stolen car?

The number you are trying to

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