Merrily We Go to Hell Page #5
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- 1932
- 78 min
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If you love me, you will.
Joanie, you know I think you're
the swellest person in the world.
If you love me, you'll lock that
door so that I can't get out.
You mean that?
I'm no jailer.
Shut the door, Joan,
or I will go.
Get out. Get out!
Joan!
Get out!
Joan!
I thought
you'd be packed.
Did you?
Packed and gone.
Why?
I don't have to
tell you why.
You mean because you
didn't come home last night?
Don't be silly.
The way you talk, one would think we
were living in my grandmother's day.
for doing what I did to you.
It was my fault.
Your fault?
I opened the door
and told you to go.
You know,
I wish you hadn't, Joan.
You know, I think that
you are the swellest girl
that any man
could ask for a wife.
Now that I've started this
thing with Claire, I...
Well, I have no right
to ask you to forgive me.
My grandmother
wouldn't have.
And rightly.
Do you want me
to go, Jerry?
You'd be an awful
fool if you stayed.
No, I wouldn't.
It happens I spent
the morning realizing
that we're living
in a modern world
where there's no place
for old-fashioned wives.
You seem to want
a modern wife,
and that's what
I'm going to be.
In other words, I'm
going to unpack my trunks.
You see, I'd rather go merrily
to hell with you than alone.
Joan, I always said
you were swell.
Perhaps you won't
think so much longer,
because if being a modern
husband gives you privileges,
gives me privileges.
I'm not worried, honey.
I've told you before, you've
got the words but not the tune.
Don't forget, I have a musical
ear and can pick up tunes easily.
I'll have to hurry.
Where are you going?
I just made a luncheon date with
your modern friend, Charlie Baxter.
He's been after me for a long
time to have lunch with him.
Joan...
I'll phone you later.
Perhaps we'll
dine together.
Joan!
Hey!
Let that window alone,
will you?
Okay.
What this country needs is
less ventilation and more smoke.
Come on, babe.
Jerry, there's your wife.
Excuse me.
Hello, Jerry.
Hello.
I say, do you happen to know
your namesake, Mrs. Corbett?
Yes, sir,
there's no doubt of it.
She's a distant
relative of mine.
It's my wife.
I'm sorry. I should have connected you.
I had no idea you were
coming here tonight.
I had no idea you
were coming here.
Where'd you dine?
We didn't.
We were at Tony's, and the
idea of food was revolting.
Where's our charming host?
He's sleeping
behind the bar there.
Shall we join him?
Sure.
I'll be seeing
you, Jerry.
Mrs. Corbett's a pretty
little woman, isn't she?
It's easy, look. Like this,
like that, pull, finished.
How's that?
One more for the lady.
Say, Joan, what do you
say we go to Harlem?
I say no.
I thought you weren't
coming back to me.
Don't be silly.
I say yes.
Hurray!
To the ladies. They keep their
hearts and change their minds.
Oh, no. We keep our minds,
but change our hearts.
Gentlemen, I give you the holy
state of matrimony, modern style.
Single lives, twin beds and
triple bromides in the morning.
Okay.
By the way, has anyone here
heard about the depression?
What depression?
The very charming depression between
your shoulder blades, my dear.
You're tickling me.
Joan, let's
finish this dance.
I'd love to.
It's marvelous the way
you keep it up, Joan.
Isn't it?
Happy?
I never want to stop.
Let's go back. The
floor's awfully crowded.
All right, but the next time a woman
tells me she never wants to stop...
Excuse me.
What's the matter, lady?
I don't know.
Something's been
the matter with me lately.
Oh, no, you won't.
I repeat, Mrs. Corbett.
You're in a very bad
physical condition.
Very bad.
You should have complete
rest and relaxation.
I should say it was
your only chance to...
Yes, I understand, Doctor.
I don't think there's anything
more I can do for you tonight.
No, Doctor.
Thank you for coming.
Not at all.
Good night.
Doctor gone?
Yes.
Well, here's the
bracer you wanted.
I don't want it, Vi.
I'm on the water wagon.
Doctor's orders?
Yes. He said I need
rest and relaxation.
Well, there's your
rest and relaxation.
Vi, do you remember once
telling me to get out in time?
That you can become cheaper
through loving someone
than through
hating someone?
Well, I didn't
get out in time,
but I'm going to tell
Jerry something tonight.
You'd better wait
until tomorrow.
No, I've waited
too long already.
The bride,
the bride.
Hello, darling.
I didn't think
you were coming
home for hours yet.
I changed my mind.
Well, I'm terribly
glad you're here.
We ran out of liquor.
Jerry!
I'm sorry.
Jerry, come with me. There's
something I've got to tell you.
In a minute, darling. I can't
neglect my guests, you know?
Buck didn't give us time
to say good evening.
Good evening.
Do you know, I was voted the
most popular man in college
when I told them I'd
just gotten in a new case.
What this country
needs is more people
who've just gotten
in a new case.
Step right in here,
gentlemen, and even ladies.
Have one on the house.
You know, it's an
old American custom.
I'll be right with you.
Jerry, listen to me. There's something
that I've been trying to tell you.
Wait a minute, sweet. I'm all
burdened down here, you know.
Jerry, I've been trying
to get you to listen to me,
and now you've got to.
Darling, no one's gonna tell
me that I've got to listen.
I want you to understand,
this is not my regular job.
In real life, I'm a rainmaker
with the umbrella concessions.
Hello, Buck and Vi.
Everything all right?
That's the stuff.
Hey, Jerry, hold it!
Camera! Action!
fool of himself! Talk to him!
I'm tired of getting
blue in the face.
Joan, will you
have a little drink?
No, thank you.
There you are.
There you are.
What's going
on in here?
Darling, Claire's
going into the movies.
We've just been
shooting the first scene.
What a shame
I missed it.
Perhaps you'll do
it again for me.
With pleasure, Mrs. Corbett,
I'd love to reenact the scene.
You ready?
Now, what I want from you
children is adult passion!
Okay, Director.
That's great.
Hold it. Camera! Action!
Good boy, Jerry.
Hey, cut. Cut! Do you
want the reel to burn?
That's good.
Marvelous.
Magnificent.
Personally, I think it
must be very difficult
to be married to such
He thinks I'm swell.
I do, darling. Isn't that
what I always tell you?
Jerry, you should be
more expressive than that.
He'll have every chance to be
more expressive from now on!
Joan.
Go back in the kitchen. You're
being rude to your guests,
one in particular.
I'd had an awful
lot to drink, Joan.
I'll never bring
her here again.
You can bring her
here all you want.
Besides, we did
have an agreement
not to be jealous
of each other.
My grandmother would have thought
that a very silly agreement,
and I've discovered
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