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Synopsis: Set in the old west, the stooges are mistaken for lawmen and manage to capture a gang of crooks. The boys then get the job of guarding some money in an old house reputed to be haunted by the ghost of an Indian Chief. The crooks escape and go after the money disguised as ghosts, but Shemp, disguised as the Indian Chief, manages to knock them out.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Year:
1951
16 min
36 Views


- Why should we?

Because we'll fill you

full of lead if you don't.

- Now, where's the money?

- I don't know.

- Wait a minute!

- We don't know!

- But Moe...

- Shut up!

These tinhorn outlaws haven't

got the nerve to shoot.

If they did kill us, they'd all hang.

That'd make things even.

Don't sound very even to me.

All right. You guys asked for it.

Now you're gonna get it.

Oh, hello, Shotgun. Did

you find the other one?

- You've got five...

- Shotgun, what are you doing?

Not a false move, either one of you!

It's me! It's me, Shemp!

Hold off!

Stand where you are, you.

Now I know how a frankfurter feels.

Take it off, will you?

- Good work, Shemp, old boy.

- Thanks.

- I got her covered.

- You have.

Get an axe, will you?

Well, I see you got 'em.

Good thing for them I wasn't here.

I'd have blasted 'em.

I'd have filled 'em

full of holes. I'd have...

What's the matter, Cassidy?

Blood.

What's the West coming to?

Moe, what'll we do with the girl?

Oh, throw her to the dogs.

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Edward Bernds

Edward Bernds (July 12, 1905 – May 20, 2000) was an American screenwriter and director, born in Chicago, Illinois. more…

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