Mexican Hayride Page #6

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Same to you.

It'll be ready

in a minute.

Ah! Pepper!

Nice work.

Senor, you are

rotten trombone player.

Please keep the tempo

with us.

When I give you the

downbeat, play! All right.

On the downbeat,

you play.

Ha! Here.

Sorry.

Senor.

When I give you the downbeat, play. Okay.

Okay! Okay, okay.

You are also one

rotten piccolo player!

Play it in English so I can

understand what's going on.

I'm paying you a lot of money,

all your musicians.

Play the way I play.

That would be impossible!

"That would be impossible!"

That...

Ohhh!

Sorry, senor,

no msica, please.

Play, gypsies, play.

You stick with her. I'll wait

for Winthrop. Don't worry, chief.

If those guys try to get

near her, I'll nab 'em.

They might be dressed up

like the Queen of the May.

I could spot that

little fat goat...

even if he was made up like one

of these mariachi players. Yeah.

Stop the music.

No, senor, I not Beethoven

or Tchaikovsky.

Maybe I never play in the

concert hall of Paris or London,

but some things a poor musician

cannot do... not even for money.

Come, amigos.!

Senor, perdneme.

Pueblo...

domingo...

zarape...

hacienda...

maneja, el toro...

iSenor.!

S.

Where can I find, "Get out

of my way"? Try page 28.

Twenty-eight, thank you.

You're welcome.

Where is that money you

claimed Dagmar took? Huh?

Where is that money? Money? Wait... money.

Oh, never...

Come on. Come on!

Now, Bascom, where is that

money? Dagmar's got it.

That's a lie. I searched her

apartment and it wasn't there.

Honest.

Where's the money?

I don't know, but I'm gonna

find it before you do!

Bascom!

What's up, Chief? Bascom.

He's here somewhere.

There he is!

Oh!

There he goes.

Bascom!

Bascom, come back here.

Aaah!

Aaah!

I've seen rodeos in the States, but

never any clowns like this fellow.

Many of our charlotada

performers...

are fine bullfighters

in their own right.

Wow!

Aaah!

Come along quietly,

Bascom.

Fish?

Go on.

Go on.!

Go on.

Go on!

iOl.!

Just don't sit there.

Do something!

Okay, senores,

let's play.

Hey!

Hey!

Stop the music.

Hey! Hey!

Uh-oh.!

Hey!

Stop the music,

please!

Whew.

Aaah!

Harry,

let me outta here.

Tell me where Dagmar is.

There's bulls all over.

That thing chasing me

ain't no kangaroo.

Hey. Hey! Hey!

Fish? Fish!

Stop.

I've been looking for you. You stole

my money. I didn't steal it, darling.

I only took it so Harry Lambert

wouldn't get it.

Well, where is it?

See you later!

Dagmar!

Lambert!

Here, Fish, catch!

Dagmar, Bascom tells me

you've got the dough.

Not now, wise guy. I tried to

give it back to my little Fish.

Now the bull's got it. The money's

in the hat. In the hat? Joe!

Joe, the money's

in the hat.

In the hat.

Get it back.

The money's in the hat.

Look where the hat is.

It's gotta be in one of

those things sticking up there.

Ahh-ahh-ahh.

I told you to get the hat,

didn't I? He won't give it to me.

Don't let him think you're

afraid. Show him who's boss.

He knows who's boss. Listen,

make him think that you're brave.

Go out there

like a toreador,

face him like a picador and

fight him like a matador.

And they'll carry me out

like a cuspidor. Get the hat!

Quit stalling, Joe.

Step up to him.

Look him square in the eye.

Aaah! Come back with that hat!

No!

Lambert, come back here

with that hat!

You can have it!

Give me back that hat! No.

I want that money.

Give me the money.!

No.

Are you all right?

Thanks a lot, fellows.

Mr. Winthrop?

Mr. Winthrop.!

Catch!

Money!

Aaah!

Ohhhh!

Boy, is

that bull tired.

Me too.

Every dollar is here,

Mason.

Thanks to Bascom, we'll be able

to make complete restitution.

There's no dope

like an honest dope.

You could've held out enough

money to get us to South America.

Why you... "pff. "

"Pff"!

Don't you "pff" me!

My "pff" is

as good as your "pff. "

Keep your "pff" to yourself! "Pff-pff"!

Joe, you're wonderful.

You made David realize how

wrong he's been. He apologized.

Bascom, in order to make amends to you,

I'll see to it no charges are pressed.

Well, that leaves me in the clear.

We can forget 'em in Iowa too.

I feel like

a little lover.

Oh, Dagmar.

You smell beautiful.

What is that perfume?

Kiss of Love. $25 an ounce. Smell this.

Mmm, that's good. What is it?

Ketchup, ten cents a bottle.

Say "I love you," Joe. Huh?

Say "I love you,"

Joe.

I love you, Joe.

It ain't gonna work. We're

both in love with the same guy.

I love you, Joe.

That's me.

Dagmar, I'm gonna give you a

kiss that... oh, what a kiss.

Joe?

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