Michael Moore in TrumpLand Page #8

took at work, at school,

if they decided to stand up

they were sure to be alone,

other than a few other women,

young girls that were with them.

Hillary went through

this whole thing.

She went through the same thing.

I'm seeing some women

nod their heads,

you know what I'm talking about.

You know, getting pinched

on the ass everyday

was a common occurrence.

You could say all

kinds of sh*t to women.

You could threaten them.

There was no such thing as

battered spousal

abuse, whatever.

There was not a word for it.

And the sh*t that Hillary took

as a young woman,

marrying Bill Clinton,

going to Arkansas.

She decided that she was

going to have her own job.

She was going to work

for the Legal Aid Society

helping poor people

with free legal help.

And people in Arkansas

were like, "What's this?"

He lost his election,

according to the

pundits in Arkansas,

because she refused to

change her last name to his.

She was known as Hillary Rodham,

and all the papers,

everybody said,

"Well you know,

this is Arkansas."

And so to help him out

in the next election

she changed her name

to Hillary Rodham Clinton.

And to help him out further

on, she dropped the Rodham.

She was willing to subjugate

and submerge herself

to help him do this, and

to take the sh*t for it.

I have a theory about this,

I don't think she's

forgotten one bit of this.

(audience laughs)

I don't think she's

forgotten one single inch

of this abuse from the time

she was in high school,

all the way up until 10

o'clock this morning.

I think it's all there.

And I think that she's

been biding her time.

My hope, my optimism for this,

Hillary, if you're

watching this right now,

I have a feeling

somebody is going to

slip you a tape of this.

I just want to

tell you something.

I know you've been

waiting, and waiting,

and waiting, and waiting.

But you're not alone.

A whole bunch of the rest

of us have been waiting

for that glorious moment

when the other gender,

the majority gender, has a

chance to run this world,

to have real power, and

kick some righteous ass.

(audience cheers and applauds)

And we are counting on

you to do this,

right?

(audience cheers and applauds)

I wanna see what that world

looks like, don't you?

(audience cheers)

Where she's just gonna

go in there and says,

"Enough of the bullshit."

Inauguration Day, after

all the inaugural balls,

they pull up to the White

House, her and Bill to go in.

She says, "No Bill,

no, no, no, no.

"You're staying at Blair House.

"I'm gonna go in here

and run the country

"the way it should've been run."

And then she goes in there

and she just starts signing

one Executive Order

after another.

Her first 100 days, right?

Like FDR,

like doesn't need Congress,

just start signing

Executive Orders.

Immigrants, you stay.

Signed.

Flint, Michigan, new water

pipes for you, signed.

(audience applauds)

Food and Drug Administration,

high fructose corn

syrup banned, signed.

(audience applauds)

Prisons, release all

non-violent drug offenders now.

Signed.

(audience applauds)

Justice Department,

prosecute all police

who kill unarmed

black men now, signed!

(audience applauds)

Well that's my hope.

And after that, after she

signs these Executive Orders,

then she puts on those

sh*t-kicking boots

that Beyonce wore on the

football field,

and she goes up to Capitol

Hill, and she says,

"Okay, I'm here to

end the gridlock.

"No kumbaya.

"Who's up for it?"

Because the average American

believes in fairness.

They believe women should

be paid the same as men.

They want to drink clean water,

they want to breathe clean air,

the majority of Americans do

believe in climate change.

And if these guys aren't

gonna do their job,

she'll make them do the job.

And she can be our Pope Francis,

maybe, right?

But here's what I, this

is, I want to say this

just to close out, because

I think that this

isn't gonna happen

if we leave her on her own again

the way we abandoned her back

during the healthcare days.

She's gonna need a

revolution behind her,

the Bernie revolution.

That's what Bernie

says, November 9th,

the day after the

election, right?

It's our responsibility

to hold her to her word,

but also when she

does follow through

to be there to support

her, and get behind her.

And let me say this,

if for some reason

she goes back on her word,

she doesn't do these things,

and after two years of this,

she hasn't done what

she said she's gonna do,

I am here tonight in Wilmington,

Ohio to announce to you

my candidacy for president

of the United States in 2020!

(audience applauds)

(grand music)

I will run!

I will run!

I know Kanye has already

said he's gonna run,

I'll run with Kanye and

Kanye can run with me.

I will run for President

of the United States!

And ladies and gentlemen,

ladies and gentlemen,

let me tell you

what I'm going to do

if you elect me

president in 2020.

Number one, there will be one

charge cord for all devices,

your phone, your tablet, your

computer, one charge cord.

If you elect me president,

free HBO for all Americans!

(audience applauds)

Yes!

I will save the

US Postal Service

by having every mailman

and mailwoman, on Friday,

deliver one gram of

weed to your mailbox,

everybody, everybody!

(audience applauds)

For the weekend, two joints,

two joints for all

Americans every weekend!

It will be a better weekend.

When I'm president,

only women will be able

to buy and own guns.

(audience applauds)

I will bring down

the murder rate

significantly with this plan.

In case we need to go to war,

the first people on the

ship over to the war

will be the

offspring of the CEOs

and the members of Congress,

they will go first.

When I'm president,

corporations will not be people.

(audience applauds)

We're gonna have a new national

anthem, one we can sing,

and one that doesn't have

a racist third verse.

Our new national anthem will be

We Are the Champions

of the World.

We're gonna have new enemies,

no more of this North

Korean and Iran sh*t.

Our new enemies will be

Monsanto and Wells Fargo.

(audience applauds)

And finally, during my four

years in the White House,

there will be free banana splits

for every American on

the Fourth of July,

sent to you from

Wilmington, Ohio.

Everybody's gonna work,

everybody's gonna work here.

(audience applauds)

And let me tell you,

as we close,

I just want to say a

word again about Hillary

and you still don't like

her, you still hate her.

You don't wanna vote for her.

Let me just say this

to you very sincerely.

I'm gonna ask you to make a

sacrifice for your country.

And I'm not gonna ask

you to stop hating her.

If you want to hate her, just

keep hating her, all right?

I don't want to try and

convince you any more of this.

If you hate her, hate her.

I want you to get up on

Election Day on November 8th,

and I want you to

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