Michael Moore in TrumpLand Page #9

wake up out of your

Hillary nightmare dream.

I want you to get in the shower

and have a real

hate Hillary shower.

Suds yourself up,

rinse and repeat.

Then get in the car

and drive with all

the road rage you can.

"Oh, I hate Hillary!

"I hate her so much!"

And I want you to

drive to the polls,

I want you to

drive to the polls.

Get out of the car, walk in

there, go in the voting booth,

and you're gonna see

her name on the ballot

and you're gonna go,

"Mother f***ing Hillary!

"No way!"

But yes way, way because

America needs you.

You're gonna do this for

your country, all right?

Keep hating her, though.

Keep hating her all you want.

But just pick up that pen.

Pick up that pen.

You might need the other hand.

Hold it down, hold your arm,

"No, I can't I hate her!"

Yes, I know.

(screams) "No, don't

make me Mike, no!

"No, yes!"

Do it!

Boom.

"Oh, I feel so awful.

"I voted for Hillary Clinton."

That's okay, feel

awful, you should.

Go home, keep

hating all you want,

but you've done something

good for this country.

And on that night, at 11pm,

when the poll results come in

and we find out

that we've elected

the first woman president

of the United States,

we are all gonna

rejoice, aren't we folks?

(audience applauds)

We are all gonna

have a big party.

A big party.

And we're gonna celebrate.

We're gonna go and dig up Vince

Foster and kill him again!

Thank you everybody, good night!

(audience applauds)

Thank you, thank you!

(grand orchestral music)

Go vote!

Go vote, Ohio!

Trumpland!

(grand orchestral music)

Thank you everyone!

(grand orchestral music)

(audience applauds)

(grand orchestral music)

Mexicans up there,

don't forget to pay!

When you leave the wall, you

have to pay for that wall.

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