Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Page #2

Well, we did exactly

what you said to do...

and dropped a safe

on the princess.

You what? I didn't say,

"Drop a safe," you dolt.

I said, "Keep her safe."

Well, that's good...

because we missed her.

Now listen, you mutts.

I got a plan.

And it ain't

to kill the princess.

It's to kidnap her.

The opera...

it's tomorrow night.

The princess has

got to be gone by then...

or I can't become king.

I... don't get it.

Lieutenant Clarabelle!

Oui, oui, mon capitaine.

You bellowed?

Throw these clowns

into the pit!

Oui, oui! Le pit!

- No!

- Not that!

Anything but le pit!

Bon voyage... losers.

Not so bad.

Bonjour. Pete's secret lair.

Clarabelle speaking.

The princess?!

All for one

All men of honour,

hear the call

Musketeers sing

all for one and one for all

Your Highness.

So glad you could grace us

with your royal omnipresences.

I want bodyguards!

Musketeer bodyguards.

Villains, bad guys

run in fear

When they see

the musketeers

Savin' Minnie is our duty

Mess with her,

we'll kick your...

Ouch.

Bodyguards.

Absolutely.

Let me check my schedule here.

How about next Thursday?

How about ten minutes?

At the palace!

Get me bodyguards,

Captain Pete!

Pancakes, cornflakes,

scrambled eggs

Buttered toast

and apple jam

Tonight it's meat,

I hope it's spam

Goofy! Slow down!

Princess, you 're in luck.

Have I got the men for you.

Well, I hope so.

Thanks to your

incompetence...

this whole thing has been

a pain in the neck!

I'll show you

a pain in the neck.

Oh, boy.

Hey, Donald.

Don't worry about

what Captain Pete said.

Cheer up. I'm sure

there's some way...

we can become musketeers.

We can?

Hey, Goof, you know we can prove

Pete's wrong about us...

if we just work hard

and stick together.

You really think so?

Hey, have I ever

let you down?

Have I? Have I? Have I?

No.

Just imagine, guys.

Maybe not today,

maybe not tomorrow...

but someday Captain Pete's

gonna march in here and say...

Congratulations, boys!

You passed the test.

I've been watching

you three...

and I'll tell you what.

You guys have got what it takes

to be musketeers!

Really? You mean it?

Cross my heart.

Oh, boy! Hey, fellas!

We're gonna be musketeers!

Musketeers!

Musketeers!

I knew we had what it takes.

'Cause we're clever.

And brave.

And together we are gonna be

great big heroes.

What do you say, men?

All for one...

And two for tea!

Well, we'll work on it.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Hup, deux, trois, quatre.

Company... halt!

Stay here whilst I go schmooze

Princess what's-her-name.

Wow. This is it, guys.

This is what we've been

waiting for all our lives.

Now, when

these doors open...

we've got to make

a great first impression.

OK.

Remember, fellas,

we're on duty...

and this place could be

crawling with bad guys.

Bad guys?!

So stay alert!

You heard him. Stay alert!

Aye, aye, sir.

Bad guy! No!

Goofy!

Gosh. He pulled an ax on me.

Your Royal Highness,

I have never, ever had...

a more highly skilled group

of gentlemen...

than the individuals which

I present to you today.

Seems like this is

gonna take a while.

I'll go get you

a little snack.

It took my highly trained eye

to see their true potential.

Yes. Well, France thanks you

and your eye very much.

Well, then it is

without further ado...

that I present,

for your complete safety...

and protection...

your musketeers!

Just imagine.

He'll stride into the room.

Light will glow from him.

I'll hear music.

He'll bring me flowers.

And he'll sweep me

off my feet.

And I'll know he's the one

when he makes me laugh.

Your Majesty,

it's time to cut the cheese.

What?

Here we are. Roquefort, anyone?

- Knife!

- Bad guy!

Grab her!

Oh, no.

Help!

Unhand her!

Release her! Stop it!

Drop her!

She is my lady-in-waiting!

You 'll have to forgive them,

Your Highness.

They're like

a well-oiled machine...

that's wound

just a little too tight.

We're sorry, Your Grace.

We thought she was a villain.

I don't think so.

I see. Well, then...

I feel safer already.

Oh, no.

When the bad guy is that happy,

it always, always means...

Bad-guy song!

I was born

to cheat and lie

I'm a mean, rotten guy

When you ask me

why I'm nasty

Here's my reason why

At that stork delivery,

Mommy screamed

"Woe is me, such a dork"

"Hey, Mr Stork,

behold my misery"

"Pete is ghastly,

Pete's a blob"

"Pete's a nasty,

naughty slob"

Can it, sister, I'm the mister

who will get the job

So I'm nasty, I'm no good,

I'll be king, knock on wood

I'll impress ya, though I'm

just a common lowly hood, ha!

If you can't be loved,

be feared

Don't get shoved,

sheep get sheared

Be the king,

pull the strings

Or else

you might get smeared

I'm so happy I could dance,

seize my chance, I'll advance

Come and cheer me,

love and fear me

Petey's king of France,

ha ha

Evening, trusted lieutenant.

Watch out for the bricks.

What?

Come and cheer me,

love and fear me

Petey's king of France

Why'd the music stop?

Hello, boys.

Think you might have

some spare time...

to go and snatch

the princess?

Yeah, I think.

Well, quit thinking

and do it!

The opera's tomorrow night!

The job's got

to be done by then!

Remember?

How can we help?

I want you to grab her,

find a remote tower somewhere...

and lock her away forever...

so as no one can

ever find her again!

You got me, dingbats?

Sure thing, boss.

Isn't this

musketeering stuff great?

You bet!

Isn't it romantic,

Daisy...

being protected

by three dashing musketeers?

And the little one

is so handsome.

Yeah... he's kind of

cute and all...

but you 're forgetting

something.

They're musketeers, commoners,

non-college-bound.

You know what that means.

Our love is... forbidden?

Bingo.

A forbidden love.

How romantic.

Bad guys!

Bad guys!

Bad guys?

Yikes!

OK, you. En garde.

En garde?

French words make me mad!

Get out there and fight,

you coward!

You fellas seen

any bad guys around here?

Ooh. How about this bad guy?

Goofy!

Hit the road, tiny.

Mickey!

Princess!

Now how are we going

to protect the princess?

Protect the princess?

Are you kidding?

It's hopeless. We failed.

Hopeless?

Failed?

There, there, pal.

Here. Blow.

Well, I don't think

we're hopeless.

Listen, Captain Pete

has faith in us.

He does?

I mean, he does!

Pete made us musketeers,

remember?

Yeah! We're musketeers!

That's right, just like

we dreamed when we were kids.

So, what do you say?

Are we a team?

Count me in, Mickey!

Me, too! Me, too!

We're off

to save the princess!

No obstacle too big!

Yeah!

No danger too great!

You said it!

Together, we'll save

the princess or die trying!

Die?

Die?

Hey, Goof,

this door won't budge!

Let me give it a go!

Hey, Goof, wait.

I got it...

What the heck was that?

Door's open.

Oy, what we do

about them musketeers?

We's 87 floors up.

It'll be hours before

they's on us.

Hold it right... there.

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