Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Page #3

You... fiends!

Sling them birds in their cage.

Your Highness!

Let's have a bit of fun

with these blighters, eh?

Let's get 'em!

Stop.

Let the girls go.

You feel lucky, ducky?

Hang about.

Is that Halley's comet?

Halley's comet! Where?

Let me go! Let me go!

I'll slice you to ribbons!

What the...

My sword!

Goofy, we got to do

something quick...

or the princess is done for.

It's all over.

Looks like you blokes

got in over your heads...

What are you planning, Goof?

I got an idea. You with me?

You bet.

Hot soup, coming through!

That was a bit of a barney,

wasn't it?

Did we do it?

Yeah! We did it!

The three of us did it!

All for one and...

Wait. Where's Donald?

We did it? Well, alright!

Hurray! We did it!

Let me just...

Kind of tight.

Oops.

Mickey made her laugh...

so she knew

he was the one.

But will their love bloom

on the way back to Paris?

Perhaps...

if I sing them a song.

Afloat on the breeze

On wings of love

Like birds

and like bees

Sweet wings of love

The first day we met

On wings of love

We watched the sun set

Sweet wings of love

And if by some chance

Some twist of fate

We're chasing romance

It's not too late

It's heaven's design,

you 'll be mine

Hands entwined

on wings of love

Of love

A real-life fairy tale

Fairy tale

Down the streams

of life we sail

Life we sail

And our world

in twilight gleams

Twilight gleams

Like the light

in your eyes

Inside my dreams

Your whisper lightly

tickling my ear

It's Paris,

ah, in the spring

Spring, spring,

spring, spring

I feel so giddy,

one thing is clear

You stir my heart to sing

Don't take

your hand from mine

Hand from mine

Just hold tight

until you find

You 're the light

I'm dreaming of

Dreaming of

And I'm waiting for you

on wings of love

Bonne nuit.

Waiting for you

on wings...

Lovely little wings

Of love

On wings of love

Ah, young love.

I got a problem!

Those three chowderheads have

proven tougher than I thought.

Yeah? So?

So quit hanging around.

We've got a change

of plans, see.

Now we're gonna have to

pull the switcheroo...

tomorrow night...

at the opera.

That little ditty

is starting to grow on me.

Now listen.

To get to the princess...

we're gonna have to pick

those guys off one by one.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

Look, Daisy.

Mickey and I have

the same last name.

Well, it must be destiny.

Good thing destiny

doesn't control my love life.

What do you mean?

Well, look at me.

If it did...

I'd get stuck

with Mister...

Two, three...

four.

Two, three...

four.

Bad guys.

Attention, Musketeer Goofy.

Mickey, is that you?

Yes, Musketeer Goofy.

I am in need

of your assistance.

You sure are talking funny.

I was eating escargot

and peanut butter.

Hey, save some for me!

Over here.

Follow me, Goofy.

Mickey!

You 're almost there.

Mickey!

Doggone! Where'd he go?

Mickey! Mickey!

Quack, two, three, four.

Quack, two, three...

Quack!

Hello, handsome.

What the...

- Booga booga!

- Booga booga!

Booga booga booga

booga booga!

Beat it, you guys.

I told you twits

these Pete masks wouldn't work.

Let's go to plan "B."

Hey, you 're the bad guys!

Don't move!

What's going on?

Captain Pete!

I'm in such a good mood.

Come back here,

you little bird beak!

Pluto.

Pluto, slow down, boy.

What is it? Whoa!

Hey, where's Goofy?

Donald!

Something strange

is going on here.

Who's there?

You better come out of there,

or I'm coming in after you!

Donald?

What's the big idea?

Come down from there!

Why aren't you

at your post?

We got to get Goofy

and get out of here!

Goofy? Where is he?

He's not at his post either.

Oh, no!

He's already got Goofy!

Wait! Who's got Goofy?

Donald... stop!

Donald, are you nuts?

What's going on?

Pete is gonna kidnap

Princess Minnie...

so he can become king

because he's really a bad guy...

and he has a secret lair,

and it's really dark and scary!

So the point is...

he's gonna kill us

if we get in his way!

So we should run now

as far away as we can!

Donald, I can't understand

a word you say.

No!

Put me down! Whoa!

We can't leave

our posts like this!

What would

Captain Pete say?

Captain Pete is the bad guy!

Captain Pete is the bad guy?

What?

Pete's trying

to kidnap the princess?

Exactly!

But he made us musketeers.

It was all a lie.

A lie? Well, lie or no lie...

musketeers don't run

from danger...

and as long as we

wear these uniforms...

neither do we.

You said it!

It's every duck for himself.

Donald, wait!

Together,

we can stop Captain Pete.

Remember how we rescued

the princess?

I was hiding.

Hiding? Well...

tonight, you came back

to warn us...

and that took courage, Donald.

Come on. I'll be

right beside you...

because we're friends.

I just can't. I'm sorry.

Donald!

Donald.

Thanks, boy.

What is it?

What is it, boy?

Well, well, well.

If it ain't

the one musketeer.

Captain Pete, by the power

vested in me as a musketeer...

I arrest you, mister!

That's a good one!

Well, how about this?

By the power invested

in my fist, I clobber you!

Hey there! Hi there!

Ho there!

You 're as welcome

as can be

Oopsie.

I am such a butterfingers.

Hey! Put me down!

Don't make me

have to whoop you!

OK, fine.

Just hold still, you runt.

It looks like this

is the end of the line.

Think so? My pals

will be right behind us.

Oh, sure.

The duck dumped you.

Remember?

Well... Goofy then!

The goof? He's getting

fitted for a halo.

No, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes!

Face it, Mickey...

it's all for one...

and you are on your own!

Enjoy your brief stay here

at the Mont St. Michel.

You know, they say the tide

comes in faster than horses!

So long, runt!

I got me tickets

to the opera...

a little something

called...

"I Just Can't Wait

to be King."

This is it, handsome.

Get ready for the big sleep,

the river of no return...

the long day's journey

into night.

Gosh. Your sweet voice

is music to my ears.

Your chains of love

now hold me tight

Your bovine beauty

makes my heart take flight

You will not change

my mind one smidge

I'm going to drop you

screaming off this bridge

Clarabelle, you drive me nuts!

His love's so sweet,

his love's so blind

Poor Goof...

You have to kill him

Poor grunge

Farewell

Take the plunge

My milkmaid miss,

you charm my soul

You leave me

utterly beyond control

Call me a goof,

but one thing's clear

Your melodious moo

is music to my ears

He's no Don Juan

He's not real smart

And yet he's touched

my little cowhide heart

He loves my moo,

my cow-like gaze

His numskull charm

Has set my heart

Ablaze

Hurry, my love.

You don't have much time.

Your friend Mickey

is in dire peril.

No, he's not.

He's in the musketeers.

I mean he's in danger.

I'll be a musketeer

when cows fall from the sky.

What?

We're coming, Mickey!

Put me down! Put me down!

Goofy!

Pete's gonna kill us!

Pete or no Pete,

Mickey's our pal...

and we got to save him.

All for one and one for all.

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