Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Page #4

Remember? I know

it's the most hideous...

house of torture

in all of France...

but we're going in there!

Gosh, Pluto.

Could this be the end

of the three musketeers?

This is the end

This is the end

That Donald Duck has left

poor Mickey Mouse to drown

And Goofy trusted him,

but Donald let him down

We all berate him

because we hate him

He is a traitor,

vacillator

He's a lousy second-rater

Mangy mallard,

he's a coward

Donald's destiny has soured,

it's the end

I'll show you, dirty tortoise!

That way, tiger.

Wait for me!

Thanks for the song.

Donald!

Come on!

We've got to save Mickey!

We're coming, Mickey!

Mickey.

Mickey?

Mickey, come back to us, pal.

I think he's

coming out of it.

Donald? Goofy?

Pete told me

you were a goner.

Shucks. I ain't...

...Going nowhere

without you, Mick.

Hey!

Aw, pal.

You came back.

Aw... of course I did.

We wouldn't

let you down, Mick.

We're your friends.

Yeah.

Come on.

We've got to save

the princess.

Don't you remember?

All for one...

Yeah.

Aw, fellas, we're not even

real musketeers.

Not real musketeers?

Who says so?

Listen, Donald might be

a big chicken...

Hey!

And you 're just

a little guy...

and I ain't no genius,

but I know one thing.

When the three of us

stick together...

We can do anything.

And not Pete...

Or nobody else can stop us!

Musketeers,

we've got a princess to rescue.

Come on, Goof!

Come on, Donald!

I'm right behind you!

Princess Minnie.

Your Grace.

Captain Pete?

Bonjourney, princess.

Where are my bodyguards?

I'll be your bodyguard tonight,

sweet cheeks.

This is an outrage!

No. It's my nefarious plan

to steal the throne.

Does this crown

make my ears look big?

You know what to do.

Righty-o, boss.

Look! There it is!

OK, shortstop, do your stuff.

Attention,

my loyal subjects.

Due to the stress

of princessing...

my duties have become

too overwhelming...

for a delicate flower

such as myself.

Therefore, I now present

your new ruler, King Pete!

I did it, Mommy!

I'm king of all France!

I feel like eating a snail.

Now, on with the show.

Allo. C'est moi.

Come, friends

who plough the sea

Truce to navigation,

take another station...

That-a boy, Pluto.

Find the princess!

With cat-like tread,

upon our prey we steal

In silence dread,

our cautious way we feel

No sound at all,

we never speak a word

Did you find the princess, boy?

Good work, Pluto.

Our brave musketeers

have come to rescue us.

Don't worry, Your Highness.

We'll save you.

Alright, you two,

drop the princess!

With pleasure.

Poor wandering ones

...Can help you find

true peace of mind...

What?

What the sam hill?

The princess!

Do something!

Sir. Yes, sir.

Scaling rough

and rugged passes

Climb the hearty

little lasses

Till the bright sea-shore

they gain

How dare you try

and kidnap the princess!

Nobody walks away

with the princess...

while Mickey, Donald,

and Goofy are on the job!

Hey! Someone's walking away

with the princess.

Let's get 'em!

I am the very model

of a modern major-general

I've information

vegetable, animal... historical

From Marathon to Waterloo

in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too,

with matters mathematical

I understand equations,

both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem,

I am teeming with a lot of news

With many cheerful facts about

the square of the hypotenuse

She's getting away!

I am the very model

Of a modern major-general

Princess!

Ouch.

Two down, and one to go.

I almost got it.

Oh, no! Look out!

What?

This is it, squeaky...

mano y mouse-o.

It's all over, Mickey...

and you 're all alone.

And now with you

finally out of the way...

getting rid of the princess

will be easy as pie.

Want to bet?

That's a sucker bet.

Yeah, and you 're the sucker!

Ready, musketeers?

All for one and one for all.

How's this for a coward?

How's this for a doofus?

And I may be small, Pete...

but I've got friends

that make me ten feet tall.

Aw, nuts.

Timber!

I hate happy endings.

Daisy. Are you kissing

a commoner?

C'est la vie.

C'est I'amore!

Please kneel.

In gratitude

for saving France...

I hereby dub thee,

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy...

all royal musketeers!

What do you say, everybody?

All for one...

And one for all!

Bravo, my friends!

Our three heroes

have finally...

made their dream come true.

I think this calls for...

one more song!

All for one, hey,

all for one and one for all

Musketeers sing

all for one and one for all

And all for one

and one for all

And all for one and all

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