MicroSex Office

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Monday,

the most terrible day

for all commuters.

After a crazy Sunday indulging in

clubbing, drinking, cheering...

watching soccer, betting on soccer,

scoring goals,

not scoring goals, match fixing...

gambling on horses,

throwing races, watching races,

winning, long shots upsetting favourites...

Wild sex... dragging, pulling, beating...

eating, drinking,

pouring things down their throats...

swaying, shaking, singing, crying, laughing...

playing mahjong, winning mahjong!

How can they not act like zombies

and walk with a limp...

when going to work.

My name is Tarzan.

I work for Mui Fah Yeow,

a classic ointment company

The characteristics of this company are...

no profit, no morale, no future...

and worst of all

no chicks.

That's why all along, I've been bored,

Very bored, very bored, very bored...

Right, that's it

Get off

Be quick

Pal, you bored too?

So am I.

Really?

Can you help me?

Hello! Everybody!

I'm Tarzan's brain.

At this point,

I have to do some explanation for him.

Tarzan is suffering from intermittent...

irregular, hyper allergy

of the autonomic muscular spongy tissues.

And he will get aroused for no reason

He's been deadly bored, that's why...

Pervert!

I'm Heidi.

I work for Mui Fah Yeow too.

I do take the bus for going to work.

It's damn boring in the bus.

Those sitting next to you are not real men.

Look at this one,

now look at that one.

So every day, I have been longing

for a real man to screw me...

Screw me, torture me and get me wet...

What?! Can't I dream?

No... No... No...

Hi, my name is Rachel.

I'm here for the interview as

Marketing Assistant.

Hello! I'm the Marketing Manager here.

My name is Ben, you can call me Mr. Chow.

Ben Chow?

So cute!

Okay, can you tell me

why you applied for this post?

Coz' my uncle told me that...

I should start working from the grass roots.

It can broaden my...

mind.

Is it funny.

Pretty funny...

That's why I chose to start

at a less promising company

I see

Tell me why we should employ you?

Coz' So Man Fung is my uncle.

He told me that my cleavage is nice.

Look.

Yes

It's so sexy.

Well, if a customer tries to file a complaint

and your boss is on a business trip,

his secretary is crying

coz her boyfriend just dumped her.

And even the toilet is stuck.

As a Marketing Assistant,

what would you do?

I will take sick leave.

If you did, what would happen to the company?

If a customer could file a complaint,

my boss could go for business trip,

his secretary could cry and

the toilet could be stuck,

then I should be entitled to take sick leave.

Well, let me tell you our rules.

In our company, we work from

Every Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

and Saturday

Starting from 9:
00 a. m. Every morning

to around 6

We don't have long or short weeks.

There would be no allowance,

no double-pay and no bonus.

And most importantly, our probation period is

you will be a contract staff for

OK:

Welcome to Mui Fah Yeow!

Thank you.

Alright, just find a place to sit down.

There are many work stations here,

you can either sit

Here. Or...

Here... Or even

Sit here.

Okay, I will sit here.

Okay, it's done.

Thank you. You are so sweet.

I'm Ben Chow's conscience.

Ben has been working

in Mui Fah Yeow for over 20 years.

He is mean, irresponsible...

He likes sexually harassing female colleagues

and kissing asses.

What are his shortcomings?

So obvious.

Is he a good guy or not?

I am his conscience,

my colour is the best indication of his heart.

Big Auntie!

Ben Chow, what is it?

Ben Chow, you are so cute.

How many times do I have to tell you...

not to call me Ben Chow in the office.

I've called you that for so long now,

I'm so used to it.

Remember, when you were small,

you used this for bathing.

My hubby used to help you to bathe and

play with your little dick.

So funny.

Okay, that's enough.

Why is your breast bigger on this side?

My hubby loves Chrissie's b*obs.

So I had my breast enlarged last Saturday.

But I haven't got paid yet,

so only half the job is completed.

I know we are a bit behind

in pay roll this month.

Still you don't have to do this for revenge.

Give me a cup of coffee.

At this time of the day, my job is cleaning

I will do the pantry work at 12:00.

Don't mess up my schedule.

Or I will make your drink with toilet water.

And don't ever call me Big Auntie.

Call me Auntie Big

Do you understand, Ben Chow?

Hard luck,

I run into this fat woman every morning

Is it my karma to meet her?

Damn it! I bump into this chump every morning.

Is he tracking me? Bastard!

No way, they'll cut my pay for being late.

Gotta be faster than him

Present! Present!

You're late.

Heidi, Tarzan.

You should be familiar with our motto.

We have to keep our words and

go to work on time.

Always keep value added.

And keep learning.

Now repeat it.

We have to keep our word and

go to work on time.

Always keep value added.

And keep learning.

You guys are 1 minute late.

$100 will be deducted from your salary.

Hey!

Hi!

Hey! Your thing...

Mr. Chow...

He's sexually harassing me again.

Hello. Everybody! Nice to meet you!

I'm the new Marketing Assistant.

My name is Rachel.

Hi, I'm Tarzan.

Alright, you don't have to know them for now.

I will introduce you to others, okay?

OK:

Okay, well.

A, B, C, D, E, F!

You don't have to know this lot.

Coz' they will disappear

after coming into the office.

They will only show up again in the afternoon.

They are only here for me

to lay them off.

I see.

Okay, let me introduce.

This is Tarzan.

He's our Senior Marketing Sales Human Resources

Production and In-house Graphic Designer.

Nice to meet you!

Hi! Nice to meet you!

Okay, Tarzan, get me a black copy.

Me?

Well, the next one

is our Senior Accounting...

Administration Logistic Promotion

and Customer Service, Heidi.

Hi Heidi! Nice to meet you!

Hi!

Alright, tell me Heidi's title.

$100 penalty for any mistake.

Okay, she's the...

is our Senior Accounting...

Administration Logistic Promotion

and Customer Service, Heidi

Penalty?

No, great.

Thank you! You are so sweet!

You are so cute!

Auntie Big, come here.

She's been working

in our company for many years.

Senior Cleaning Controller Door Security

and also our Tea-lady, AUNTIE BIG.

Ben Chow, your coffee.

Okay, get back to work.

Monday.

Really busy.

Monday feels like,

having routine sex with your wife.

Boring.

Hubby, you are back!

It's Monday, let's have some fun.

Come on.

Well, my auntie told me that

her dog had a fight with grand-uncle's cat.

Harder.

Honey, our toilet bowl is stuck.

Can you fix it for me?

I will come back to you after fixing it.

Tuesday

What does Tuesday feel like?

It's damn boring.

I've been longing for Saturday.

It's like your own chick, no matter how long

you've waited, she's still too young.

Prince, am I beautiful?

I still have to wait quite a while until

real happiness knocks on my door.

So beautiful.

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