MicroSex Office Page #2

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Heidi baby, it's for you.

Go to hell.

I'm here to collect debt.

Your debt!

Hey, Bro Dragon!

What a coincidence, come on... have a seat...

You are really somebody,

what would you like to drink?

Iced lemon tea, less sugar, more ice.

Auntie Big,

iced lemon tea, less sugar, more ice.

And a fruit salad too.

Where's your boss?

When is he gonna pay the carriage fee?

Sorry, my boss is in a meeting.

Meeting again?

Do you think I'm a punk?

I would get you and your boss to work as gigolo

and your chicks to be hookers.

When I get really crazy...

I would scare myself too.

Be careful...

Tarzan.

The Hello Kitty that my dad

bought me is missing.

She's hot, rookie?

Dwarf?

Your ex-colleague?

Sh*t you! Sh*t you! Sh*t you!

You bastard! Get lost!

You looking for some beating?

Dare you mess around in my turf!

You bastard!

Go to hell!

Sh*t!

Excuse me, have you seen my Hello Kitty?

The Hello Kitty that my dad

bought me is missing.

Okay, I'll give you one more week.

I give this lady face,

you have to clear your debt next week.

Where's my Hello Kitty?

Rachel, you are so great.

It's your second day only,

you are doing so great.

Boss will get you promoted for sure.

It's no use though.

I lost my Hello Kitty.

My dad bought me that.

Is it this one?

Yes. Thank you!

You are so sweet!

Sh*t!

Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

Go to hell!

Go to hell! Bastard!

I got to have lunch with my friend.

I'll be back at 4, okay?

OK:

OK:

Thank you! Give you a kiss!

Mr. Chow,

I wanna sue Tarzan for sexual harassment.

He's been staring at my butt all day.

And he also got a hard on in front of me.

Really?

I will handle this seriously.

Tell Tarzan to come here.

Hey, how did I sexually harass her?

She said you got aroused in front of her.

Sir.

We are both men.

And I respect you the most.

Let me tell you something,

but you have to promise me not to tell anyone.

I'll keep my mouth shut.

Whenever you hear

a sharp note or scream,

your dick will get erected.

And the power of the erection...

would get my other body tissue erected.

It's not difficult to cure

this uncontrolled erection.

The problem is,

it does not erect when you want it to,

that is hard to cure.

Ah?

He said it's incurable.

It seems that we are getting farther away

from each other.

I don't know whether it's an excuse or not.

Sometimes, it will get aroused without

any reason and I think it wants sex.

But it gets soften at the crucial moments.

And it will never get up again,

how can I live with this?

It's like that every time

If you don't believe me,

I have a doctor's certificate to prove it.

As a man, I do understand.

I do sympathize with you very much.

Okay, you go.

Tell Heidi to come here.

You're cool.

Wednesday, the only thing that would excite me

is that Fai will deliver distilled water to us.

Fai.

Miss So, water delivery.

Let me fetch you a cup of water.

Miss So, water delivery.

It's Fai again.

You're sweating,

let me give you some tissue paper away.

Sorry, I'm so filthy.

Fai, please put it in.

What do you mean?

The water.

I always wanna do it myself but I just can't.

As you are here today, please do it for me.

No problem. Let me teach you.

First you should have a firm stance.

Then you lift the bottle

and aim this head

at that hole

then put it in.

Do you want me to do it

or you do it yourself?

Let's do it together.

Rachel

My pen is running out of ink.

Have you got another pen with a lot of ink?

No. I just have folders.

File folders?

File folders.

Oh, that's good.

Let's see

if this pen

works in your folder.

You are so naughty.

I have to save my folder for Mr. Chow.

Oh! I forgot to give him.

I gotta go.

I wanna try too.

I have hurt my back.

You'd better see a doctor.

No need. Just a stretch will do.

A stretch?

Really? Our company got taken over?

What should we do if you ran away?

I don't know Putonghua.

I can't speak it properly.

He's coming tomorrow.

Are we gonna be fired altogether?

Stop!

Bad news!

I just overheard Mr. Chow said

our company got taken over

by a mainland company.

Their CEO will be here tomorrow

and he's gonna fire us.

We should get back to the office

at 9:
00 am sharp.

And we should master Putonghua asap.

Every one of us?

Miss Fang. Fang Pink Pink

Hello, Miss Fang.

Hello.

I'm Ben Chow.

Ben Chow.

Ben Chow, Zhao...

Ben Chow.

I know you do.

And I'm happy that you do.

Gao, gold...

"Gold" xing.

And I'm happy that you do.

You can help me to suck...

Suck...

You can help me...

to settle

all the problems.

Fang Pink Pink is a man.

It's not appropriate for Miss Fang to deal

with such minor matters.

I'm Dickson, the new Manager of HR department.

Is Mr. Chow here?

Yes...

That's me...

Stop speaking your broken Mandarin.

Just speak Cantonese.

Mr. Chow.

I'd like to meet the rest of the staff.

No problem.

This way, please.

Hi, everybody.

You guys should know

your boss already sold Mui Fah Yeow to

our China Adult Healthcare group.

It will set up a branch office in HK.

A new arrangement for the staff and markets

will be in effect next week.

New arrangement, that's laying off.

A 6-bullet-pistol with 5 bullets in.

See who is the lucky one

to survive through this.

See you at 9:
00 a. m. Next week

at the new office.

Come on, don't be so quiet. Let's drink up.

Being your boss for so long,

it's just my first time to treat you drinks.

Let's go all out tonight!

And have some real fun!

Our boss just dumped us like this.

Why are you crying?

Have you ever seen our boss before?

We got taken over by the mainlanders.

It's doomed this time.

It's okay to get paid in RMB.

Listen.

There will be a massacre on Monday.

I just got here -

just in time to witness this massacre!

Don't be silly. Don't panic.

We do have our advantages.

We are well established here.

And those mainlanders have to rely on us.

Yeah, but not on you.

You have nothing to do with the "advantages".

Who do you think you have?

You are old and boobless.

Ya right - you are nobody to them.

Stop that.

Remember. We are in the same boat now.

We have to fight against our intruders.

Screw them!

I'm not happy about this.

I'm not happy about this.

Rachael, cheer up.

For those bad days,

it's already included in our salary

You shut up! You shut up!

You are to be blamed.

We had to do everything for him.

And he kept deducting our wages.

He always talks about added value

and keep learning.

What have we learnt now?

That we're being fired.

You are good

for nothing.

Ha ha... he's drunk.

He's really drunk.

We are in the same boat though.

And we have to fight against our intruders.

Chief. We are in the same boat.

And we have to fight against our intruders.

Right. Come on.

We are in the same boat.

And we have...

to fight against our enemy!

Wow, is it necessary?

Mainlanders are so dramatic!

Let's wait and see.

Sorry.

It's so nice here.

Uncle Dick, you'd have called me

Hey. Shh... come here.

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