MicroSex Office Page #3

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Remember, it's just a bait. Don't be deceived.

And we have to remember that

we are in the same boat.

And we have to fight...

What the hell! It's all gone!

I will back you up.

It's comfy, have a try.

Dammit!

It's really comfy.

Hi.

This is our new product, vibrating underwear.

The control is here.

Just switch it on,

you will find the source of your happiness.

Really?

Flora, come here.

Please check it out.

Try it.

No way, I don't want it.

Don't be like this.

You might find something you like over there.

Try Me Try Me

Try Me Try Me,

I will bring you the ultimate joy.

I'm Pink Pink

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to our China Adult Healthcare group.

This is our new office

I have both good news and bad news to announce.

Follow me.

It's gone.

Where's the vibrating underwear?

What's up?

Only the remote control is left behind.

The vibrating underwear is missing.

No, it will vibrate

when the remote control turns on.

Everybody, satisfied with the new office?

I am satisfied.

Mr. Chow.

Let's go on.

These are our staff of the new department.

Hello! You can call me Dick...

Son

Dickson

Human Resources Manager

As a HR manager,

I definitely got the strongest stamina.

I hope I can have big achievement

with my staff.

I was born in the year of chicken.

I'm in the nature of "water".

I'm a passionate Sagittarius.

Breasty

Production & QC Manager

No matter what you are,

and no matter

if I'm riding you or you are riding me,

I will try my best to get you satisfied.

You can call me Yin.

You can call me Virgina.

Virgina

Senior Marketing Executive

I know well what men need

in the market.

No matter what you need,

you can come

to my room.

Mr. Chow, you all have a funny look.

Do you have something to say?

Your company mainly produces adult products

but our company

mainly produces medical ointments.

Why would you want to buy our company?

Please speak in Cantonese.

We can all understand.

But I don't understand what you said just now.

You'd better say it again in Cantonese.

Your company mainly produces adult products

but our company

mainly produces medical ointment.

Why would you want to buy our company?

Can I interpret your words as...

you don't think that our company is proper?

If you are such a gentleman,

why do you keep staring at my tits?

Oh Yes! Yes!

Great! Great...

Very good.

My father is an old friend of your boss'.

Knowing that your company is going bankrupt,

we are doing you a favor to retain

your company's reputation.

In fact, we are going to transfer

you guys to a new department.

Aphrodisiac aromatic oil department.

These people se next to me are your superiors.

Superiors.

What do you mean?

They are your superiors and

you are their subordinates.

Don't you get it?

I just said I have both good news and

bad news to announce.

The good news is starting from now,

your salary will be raised by 50%.

And the bad news is

there will be lay off.

I knew it. There will be lay off.

Everyone can name a person for me.

Since there's none,

I'm gonna tell you our rules.

Anyone that has no real accomplishments or

is always fooling around in the office

will be laid off

We are gonna give you a new project to handle.

We will give appraisal for each staff

during the project.

Then we will have a final decision.

I have made a prediction for Mui Fah Yeow.

In the coming year,

it will be advantageous

for the development of Mui Fah Yeow.

So we already decided to have a joint venture

with Curry Magic oil,

the best seller in the market,

in developing of

a new aphrodisiac aromatic oil.

It's a kind of aromatic oil

that can refresh and enhance sex drive.

Well,

I'm gonna let Mr. Chow handle this project.

No problem, just call me Ben.

That's okay, Pink Pink

I'm Miss Fang.

Any suggestions?

Yes. I have a question.

Go ahead.

Are we gonna have 30% off

in buying those products?

Of course.

I hope in the future,

our staff will be as excited and aggressive

as Heidi, and will give me

some outstanding performance.

I'll give you a month

to finish this project.

You guys can go back.

Go back.

Aren't we working here?

Of course not.

This Saturday,

we will have our annual party

in sampling the suntan oil.

Everyone is welcome to have fun.

Wow, muscle!

Muscle!

What the hell!

We have to do the business fair on Saturday.

What the hell!

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

You look so outdated.

And you didn't bring your swimsuit.

You guys are here.

Go and get changed.

We didn't bring our swimsuits.

Dickson, it's okay.

It's okay. I have prepared plenty of that.

Choose whatever you want!

Get moving.

Come on...

Hey!

Is it necessary? You put on so many.

It's pretty rough in here. Better be careful.

Got it.

Come on. Nothing I haven't seen before!

Wow!

Wow, muscle!

Hey, I go surfing.

Ben Chow, I'm going.

Ha, your name is Ben Chow?

Hi

Do I look good?

There is Hello Kitty.

Pretty... very pretty.

Thank You What's up?

Don't look at it.

Tarzan, why didn't you pay me a compliment?

Do I look good?

Come on. One each. Go serve the customers.

What kind of service?

Put the oil on the customers.

Okay, let me help you first.

Wait. You should serve your clients first.

You can help me with it later.

One each. Give them to your staff.

Okay.

Okay. Move it...

Move it.

Hey pretties, anyone need help with the oil?

I do. Thank you.

Sorry, someone is calling me.

Ben Chow, don't go away.

How do you know I am Ben Chow?

Ben Chow!

Stop looking around

Come and help this young man put the oil on.

Soft Drink?

Thank you.

Muscle!

Let me shoot.

Let me shoot.

Shoot...

Let me...

I don't want you.

Everybody, the ceremony has now begun.

Everybody please come to the stage front.

The annual innovation award goes to

those who develop

this exotic suntan oil.

Thank you.

Congratulations.

The next award will be presented

by HR department.

will be given to four of our staff.

The winner is our newly joined staff,

Chan Tai Keung,

Chu Chi Tung, Lau Tin Fat

And the last one is

Auntie Big.

What?

Me!

What the hell!

They should give me a diligence award.

Ben Chow! I made it.

Thank you.

Do you know why you won this award?

Maybe it's because I'm still pretty at my age.

As you got here, you did nothing

but busy courting girls and guys.

We don't need such staff in our company.

So, we are giving you one month's extra salary.

You don't have to come to work tomorrow.

What do I do now?

Everybody. As a CEO,

I hope everyone would dedicate yourself

to the company every minute.

Your work will be appreciated.

And we know your shortcomings too.

Let me remind you,

look out for yourself and do your best.

Ben Chow. I'm doomed.

That's okay.

Now you have the money for your other boob.

Auntie Big.

I will take the mushroom home to make soup.

You think it's funny?

I just want to cheer everyone up.

Those mainlanders are so cunning.

You fix them today,

it'll be our turn next time.

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