Midnight Madness Page #7

All right, lady. Let's go.

[Mrs. Grimhouse yelling]

[Applause and cheering]

[Yelling]

You and your debaters. | I can't stand them!

This is all | your team's fault, Donna!

Now the "Star Fire" | game's destroyed...

And my squad has no way | to get the clue!

Oh, yeah? Well, at least...

your stupid squad | has your stupid mopeds!

We may have the clue. | but our truck is ruined!

Yeah? Well, you deserve it!

We deserve it? Who calls | anybody a squad anyway?

One of these days, Donna. | you're gonna push me too far!

I beg your pardon!

Excuse me, but there may be | a logical solution here.

If our team and their team | were to make a deal...

-Never! | -Never!

[Twins giggling]

Yeah, they make | a smaller moped...

but there's nothing like having | one of these mean machines...

between your legs.

[All talking]

We're moving Game Contnrol...

down to the Bonaventure Hotel | for the big finish!

OFFICER:
| Hey, follow me, everybody!

I know the quickest way there.

You have the right | to remain silent...

Aah!

Anything you say can and will | be used against you...

in a court of law. | You have the right...

to have an attorney present | during questioning.

Hey, we'd better | check this out!

Come on! Come on, | let's follow them!

What about the old bag?

Dump her in the back seat. | We'll take her along.

OK, come on, lady. | Move it, move it.

MRS. GRIMHOUSE:
Aah!

[Soft music playing]

[All talking]

All right! Aah! Aah!

-LEON:
Good morning. | -Good morning.

I believe you have | a room reserved...

for a Mr. John Smith and party.

Uh...

-Smith? | -Yeah.

2704.

It's only a double.

The teams'll be | arriving pretty soon...

so let's set up | right over here.

[Laughing and chattering]

Yeah, it shows even | a level to the lobby.

LEON:
This is where we are.

WALLY:
Oh, boy, look at that!

Doesn't it look terrific?

Let's go! | [Shouting]

-The clue! | -OK!

CLERK:
Do you have | a reservation?

Aah! | [Shouting]

I'm sorry. Are you guests | at the hotel?

It's not here. Come on.

Please, no, Gentlemen...

[Chattering]

Here, try this on.

[Dramatic music playing]

Your team's gonna lose.

Oh, yeah? | We'll see what happens.

Bikers. Hell's Angels-- | they're taking over the lobby.

[Shouting]

There they are.

Code 6.

Get 'em out of here.

No!

[Shouting]

I'll get my lawyer on this!

Will you stop it? | Leave me alone!

And don't let them back in.

[Door opens]

[Barks]

Good morning. | Mrs. Killingsworth.

So nice to have you | with us again.

And, Pierre, he's always | such a perfect gentleman.

Your usual room, 2341.

[Bell dings]

Front, please.

[Growls]

[Barks] | 2341.

Aw, we don't need that. | Give me these bags.

Give me the little ones. | All right.

-Boys, you need the key. | -All right, move along, lady.

-Move along, move along. | -Who hired you?

[Chattering. Pierre barking]

Young man, | what's the matter with you?

Aah!

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh!

Pierre!

Thank you very much, ma'am. | Enjoy your stay.

[Fast jazz music playing]

[Twins giggling]

[Blows whistle]

[Blows whistle]

They're dressed | as maids and bellboys.

Go get 'em.

-Oh! | -Hey!

[Guard blows whistle]

[Blows whistle]

-Aah! | -Come on!

Ha ha! Ooh!

Shh!

[Guffaws]

Oh, cut it out.

Come on, you guys, | use your passkeys.

Let's check all the rooms.

[Giggling]

WOMAN:
Aah!

Oh, sorry.

Excuse me.

[Shouting]

[Shouting]

Hurry up! | Faster, faster, faster!

[Shouting]

Over this way! | Get out of the way, lady!

Hello, Leon? | I can't believe it.

every one of them.

The teams showed up.

Thank you for your report, | Mr. Thorpe.

You're doing a fine job.

[Chattering]

MAN:
What's going on?

might be a little trouble.

I don't know | what's happening here.

Hold the fence.

Hello.

Would you page someone | for me, please?

-Oh... | -Oh...

Paging Mr:
Players.

Mr. Game Players...

a hotel courtesy phone.

Move it! | [Shouting]

Look at the pool area...

and I mean this expressly.

Hey, come on, you guys.

All of the teams are now | on their way to the pool area.

Would you be so good | as to point that out to them?

Oh, sure, Leon. Right here.

-Ah! | -Oh!

[Chattering]

[Rings]

-Yeah. | -Security?

There--there's a bunch | of hooligans up here...

ruining your hotel.

you come up to room 2704.

Thank you. | I'll round up my men.

[Muzak playing faintly]

Adam, what's the matter?

"And I mean this expressly."

Expressly--that's it! | Come on!

They must know something.

[Shouting]

This has got to be it.

Here it is.

[Sobs] | Aah!

Hey, get off it, Donna. | We were here first.

We were here first!

[Both shouting]

Let me have a word with Donna. | Heh heh heh!

Ha!

[Laughing] | Hyah!

-Huhh! | -BOTH:
Aah!

[Laughs]

Aah! Aah!

[Giggling]

-Aah! | -Aah!

-M-e-a-t-- | -M-e-a-t--

Ohh!

-Aah! | -Aah!

Yahoo!

[Dramatic music playing]

[Elevator music playing]

What is it, Adam? | What are we looking for?

I don't know...

but I know it has something | to do with this elevator.

Look, Room 2704. That's it!

-That's it! | -Aah!

We did it, we did it! | All right!

Room 2704. That's it! | That's the finish line!

Barf, press the button | for the 27th floor.

There isn't one.

[Laughs]

[Elevator bell dings]

Good morning.

[Elevator bell dings]

Heh heh heh.

[Dramatic music playing]

Room 2704.

We'll throw them all out.

Over here.

Come on!

[Sobs] No!

All right!

-We did it! We're going to win! | -I don't believe it!

Nothing can stop us now.

[Elevator stops]

-Oh, no. | -Oh, no! Wait a minute!

What's going on?

[Laughs]

[Elevator music stops]

Hey, come on, now.

[Chattering]

Well, pull the doors open.

MAN:
Get them open.

[Dramatic music playing]

GUARD:
Open these doors!

Ha ha! I'm a genius.

[Laughs]

-Help! | -Help!

Let us out!

They can't hear us!

We're stuck | in this elevator! Help!

[Laughing]

[Barf guffawing]

What are we going to do?

There's got to be a way out.

Damn!

Hey...

this is the manual override.

Yeah?

I might be able to jimmy it...

if we had some wire.

But we don't.

Ohh.

Hey, wait a minute.

Here.

-All right. | -Great!

[Laughing]

[Dramatic music playing]

[Guffawing]

Come on, come on.

That's good.

Why'd this have to happen?

All right!

-Yeah! | -We did it!

[Panting]

You really shouldn't | have gone all night...

without eating, Harold.

It takes away | all of your energy.

[Laughs]

Ha ha! Whoo!

[Elevator bell dings]

Going down?

-No! | -No!

[Guffawing]

Back off, Adam!

[Panting]

There's no way in this world | I'm gonna let you win this game.

Melio!

Turn on the water.

[Laughing]

[Guffawing]

[Banging on door]

[Groans]

[Gasps]

[Lucille screams]

Aah!

[Screaming]

[Laughing]

[Cheering]

[Dramatic music playing]

[Chattering]

Blaylak, that was funny.

Hey, Blaylak. | let me buy you a drink.

Hey.

Hey, I thought | you liked to drink.

[Giggling]

LAURA:
Get 'em all.

Yeah, all right!

Yeah, all right!

Yeah, if you ever want | to go for another spin...

just let old Wesley know.

everybody's attention, please?

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