Midnight Madness Page #6

ADAM:
"His holiness says: | 'you're off your rocker...

"'if you don't look | inside the locker."'

It's a locker!

[All scream]

[Horn honking]

Look out!

Look out!

[All chattering]

Ooh.

Will you give me that?

Heh. It's easy.

Well, what is it?

It's a lookout off some road | or something.

It means...

Cherry Point.

How'd you get that?

Well, there's one of a chair.

That's a chair.

One of an "E."

That's "E."

Now, the pin-- | that's "point."

Chair-e-point.

Cherry point.

What about the ball?

[Laughs]

You idiot!

Of course.

Pin...ball...

sit..."E."

Pinball city!

All right!

[Pinball machines bleeping]

Hey, everyone! Over here!

Hey, come on!

What's up, Flynch?

The bearded lady. | [Laughs]

[Dramatic music plays]

Cute, Leon. Very cute.

[Drops coin]

[Ding]

[Reading]

OK.

[All cheering]

[Bleeping]

Now...now! Fire now!

Move it up! | Up, up, up, up!

Oh, come on, get it!

Adam, come on!

[All yelling]

[Buzz]

ALL:
Ohh!

Change, please.

I scared you, didn't I?

Ha ha ha!

Harold, where are you going?

We can't just keep driving | around in circles all night.

Let's see, "E"...

Ea...gle.

E...gypt.

Ea...ster.

Ha ha. Easter bunny.

Easter parade--

-Shut up! | -Ha ha ha ha!

[Arcade game bleeping]

Come on, Flynch.

Slow down, | you're going too fast.

ALL:
Ohh!

Flynch.

Here. Marvin, give it a shot.

MARVIN:
OK, I'll try.

ADAM:
Take it real easy.

OK. Scott, what's so funny?

You guys are lame.

What do you mean?

I played that machine | every Saturday of my life.

-I can win it in one try. | -You can? Well, come on.

No way. What do I look like, | a nerd or something?

I got some pride, you know.

Scott, I saw what happened | at miniature golf.

I'm really sorry.

to show Adam your stuff.

as well as you can.

You can show Adam. | You can show all of us.

Well...

Great, come on.

[Buzz]

Nice try, Marvin. | We got four quarters left.

OK, team. We're saved.

Meet the "Star Fire" | world champion.

Laura, this is important.

Hey...go to it, champ.

[Music playing]

OK. Ahh!

[All cheering]

FLYNCH:
Fire your laser.

You got him! All right!

That's fantastic!

You got him!

LAURA:
Whoa!

[All cheer]

Hey, look!

[Music playing]

[Deep voice] | Greetings. Earth people.

Congratulations.

The finish line | is somewhere...

in the Bonaventure Hotel.

[All cheer]

All right! We got it!

-Come on! | -Great!

Come on, you guys. | We gotta get going.

FLYNCH:
Let's go!

Scott.

LAURA:
Scott!

[Sighs]

Every five minutes. | he's gotta cause trouble.

Well, if he wants | to leave, let him.

I've had it. Let's go, Marvin.

Adam, don't you realize your | brother swallowed his pride...

and helped us win that game | just so you'd notice?

[Sighs]

What are you doing?

[Tires screech]

I'm going after your brother.

He'll be all right.

Come on. | We can still win the game.

I'm not driving.

Hey. Flynch. Th-they--

ADAM:
You guys are crazy.

[Horn honks]

After all the work | we've done...

We can still win the game!

Adam, the game doesn't matter.

Don't you see? Scott's | always causing trouble...

because that's the only time you | ever pay any attention to him.

[Sighs]

Right now, | your brother needs you.

Needs me?

[Horn honking]

Scott? The only thing | he needs me for...

is so he can have | someone to bother.

And I suppose | it's too much bother...

for you to remember | Scott's birthday!

[Screaming]

ALL:
We won!

[Cheering]

[Music playing]

LEON:
Greetings. Earth people.

Congratulations.

is somewhere...

in the Bonaventure Hotel.

-The Bonaventure! | -The Bonaventure Hotel!

Well, men, think we can keep 'em | from beating us to the hotel?

[Chuckling]

The Bonaventure!

[Giggling]

Get out of our way, | you big slugs.

Girls, you're looking | at the Meat Machine.

No one's been able | to penetrate our front line...

for the last 22 games.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Giggling]

-Hey! | -Take cover!

[Giggling]

Quarters!

ALL:
Break!

Aim!

All right! I think it's time...

we all started acting | like adults!

Let's all sit down | and discuss this calmly...

rationally, and intelligently!

OK?

-Yaah! | -Fire!

[Yelling]

[Tires squeal]

HAROLD:
All I want to know is | where's the damn finish line?

I know where | the finish line is.

-Scott? | -Scott?

Scott!

-Scott! | -Scott!

Scott, where are you?

It's no use.

[Sighs]

Pizza man's here!

-Hey, pizza! | -Wow!

Hey, pizza!

Pizza's on me!

[Loud chattering]

[Bang] That's him! | Arrest him this instant!

-Boo! | -Boo!

[Hissing]

What's going on here?

[Radios crackling]

13-L-21, come in.

Hey, isn't that an old 240-B?

They used to use these | in all the old squad cars.

Does it still work?

Uh, yeah. In fact. | I just used it...

for one of the clues | in my Great All-Nighter.

Great All-Nighter?

Uh-huh. Allow me to explain.

This is the city.

I'm sorry, Laura.

[Horn beeping]

[Beeping]

Let's go find my brother.

-All right! | -All right!

Come on, kid.

You were gonna tell us | where the finish line is.

You don't owe | your brother anything.

-Scott! | -Scott!

ADAM:
Scott!

-Scott! | -Scott!

-Scott! | -Scott!

I'll handle this.

The situation requires | a delicate touch.

Hey...ha ha! | Tell you what, tiger.

You tell us where | the finish line is...

and I'll let you drive | the van there, OK?

Well?

The Bonaventure Hotel!

[Laughing maniacally]

Barf, Melio!

Show the little fellow | our gratitude.

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

Scott!

Scott...

Aw, Scott.

Adam, I told Harold's team | where the finish line is.

They're gonna win.

It's OK, Scott. | I'm just glad you're back.

-Scott, oh! | -Hey!

[Shouting]

Come on, men!

[Glass shattering]

Hey, here it is! | Hey, who's the wise guy?

Quick, give me a nickel!

How do you like that, Lavitus?

Ha ha! Those stupid | imbeciles can run around...

behaving like wild barbarians | all night for all I care!

Meanwhile, | we'll get the clue!

-Right! | -Quarter!

[Boom]

Oops! Ha ha ha!

-Right! | -Let's go, men!

[Yelling]

Come on, men, | let's get outta here!

Ha ha ha!

[Whooping]

[Crash]

[Laughing]

Little Harold! | Little Harold!

We have to go back | for little Harold!

No way, Lucille! | We're finally in the lead.

I'm not going back | for anything.

Oh, but, honeybuns, | that doll means a lot to me!

Yeah!

No way! Uh-uh!

You big meanie!

Yeah! You big fat meanie!

[Crying]

All I wanted was a doll...

You!

[Harold yelling]

Listen, let's go back | to my house for some coffee.

-OK. | -Fine.

Heh.

You know, there's just | one thing that bothers me.

What's that?

Out of all the other teams, | Harold's team's gonna win.

[Sighs] | Let's go.

[All talking]

Oh, really?

[Tires squealing]

[Horn beeps]

I'm sure he missed you, | too, Harold.

[Laughing]

To the Bonaventure Hotel!

[Cheering]

[Screaming]

And you did all | the rewiring yourself, huh?

Yeah, he did. Show him, Leon.

LEON:
It was great.

It's really a nice Job.

[Crash]

You big ape! Do your duty!

[Sighs] OK.

[Fweet]

Men...

arrest this woman.

[Gasps]

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