Miracle on 1st Street

Present by CJ Entertainment

Produced by Doosaboo Film

Associated with

CJ Veritas Movie & Joy fund

CJ Venture lnvestment

Centurion Technology venture

Investment by Kim Joo-seong

Associated with Joy fund

Shin Kang-yeong, Heo Dae-yeong

Produced by Yoon Je-gyun

Heo Tae-goo

[Son Myeongnan]

This time will be gone.

Lim Chang-jeong, Ha Ji-won

Joo Hyun, Jeong Doo-hong

Lee Hoon, Kang Ye-won

One, two, one, two...

One, two, one, two...

Wow! My little girl's good!

All right!

Come here, darling.

Tired?

Myeongnan.

What did I say I am?

Champion!

And what does that mean?

The strongest person

in the world!

Right...

Did you write

what I told you to?

Yeah!

Let's see.

Dates, chestnuts, pears, apples...

- Something's missing!

- What?

Your mom's photo.

Go home and get the prettiest photo

you can find.

I'll finish this one

in three rounds. Okay?

Yeah.

Let's see

your punching skills...

- Relax!

- Yes, coach.

Just think of it as practice.

Assistants,

step out!

Fight!

Push him! Push him!

You should've out of his area! Hey!

Myeongho! 30 seconds to go!

How old is this guy?

Twelve years younger than you.

Was I that fast

when I was his age?

You certainly got married fast!

He's not even taking a drink.

Do you have

the strength to go on?

Today's the anniversary of

my wife's death.

Don't make me lose face.

Do you want to die, too?

Oh yeah, and I asked you to tell me

When there's 30 seconds to go!

Son of a b*tch!

You mean you didn't hear me?

Move! Move!

Step out! Step out!

Four, five, six...

Seven, eight!

Miracle on 1st Street

How many families

left here now?

Around 30 families, I believe.

I was hoping I could give up

this stuff by now.

My family thinks

I'm a construction official.

What a disgrace.

Well, you do kind of work

in construction.

Goddammit Oksaeng,

I hate traveling with you!

Didn't I tell you

to fill it right up?

You give me 1 0,000 won a day.

That doesn't buy

enough gas to get very far.

When I asked for 1 0,000 won's

worth at the gas station,

the sons of b*tches died

laughing!

Son of b*tches.

Don't lie to me.

Does 1 0,000 buy

enough gas for one day?

Oil prices are sky high these days.

We should get a slightly smaller car.

I wouldn't be seen dead

in a smaller car!

Sorry, boss.

This is driving me crazy.

- Go past him on the left.

- I can't get through!

Damned granddad! Go left! Left!

Crazy old guy!

This is driving me insane!

This insane old fart

is just asking for it.

What a day!

Just ignoring me like that...

Hey! Granddad! You deaf?

Hey!

Oh, my God.

Why would we be

responsible for him?

Well, do you have contact details

for someone responsible?

How the hell would we know?

This is crazy.

You sort this out.

For chriss...

I told you, I don't know him!

Deokgu, it's dinner time.

Dad, stop that and come eat.

Dad! You'll wear your belt out!

Hey! Get up!

Come on. Wedgy... wedgy...

Get up, now!

Stop! Hey!

Wait a minute!

Myeongnan! What are you doing?

- Going to work!

- Get on the bus!

Running is faster!

How can running be faster?

My god.

Crazy b*tch...

Where's Pine Tree Village?

Dirty damned son of a b*tch...

I am the defender of planet earth!

- Shut up, girl!

- What the hell?

Die!

That was too hard.

What the hell?

You brats going to let me through?

Don't move.

Oh no. he's getting out.

It's okay. Don't be scared.

What is this?

And who are you?

So you want to take me on? You two?

You're a bad man, aren't you?

Do I look like a bad man?

I'm a very good man.

This is a road, with cars on it.

You can't play here.

It's dangerous. You're cute kids,

don't argue with me.

Just stand aside. Got it?

The maniacs round here even send

their kids out to block the streets.

Draw!

Just stay right there!

Don't move! Got it?

I'm going to run you right over.

Don't move.

I'll sort these little brats out.

Why has this stopped?

Oksaeng, that son of a b*tch.

Push harder you brats!

What's wrong with you?

That's enough!

Now beat it. Go home!

What a place...

He's got a TV!

Hey! Cool...

Get away from there!

Beat it!

What a dump...

Little brats. Goddammit.

Ildong, Deokgu's flying!

Quick, come and watch.

What the hell are you doing?

Come down!

What a moron!

Hey dumbass! Put 100 boxes on.

Dumbass! Think I'm paying you

more for coming in early?

- Have you had breakfast?

- I think I have...

What d'you mean, think you have?

There's a cream cake and a bean cake,

which one are you having?

Half and half, please.

You think this is a pizza?

Son of a...

Why are you so hungry?

Hey!

But only when I understood the true

essence of network marketing

did my life begin to

be transformed!

Of course, some mindless people

misunderstand it.

They say it's multi'-level marketing.

Pyramid schemes!

In the face of such ignorant,

backward people

You must shout loud and clear:

My work is not a pyramid scheme!

It is network marketing!

People, this is

NETWORK MARKETlNG!

- What are you doing?

- What do you mean?

That's water from the bathroom.

It's tap water. It's clean.

But you got it from the bathroom!

Come on,

it's not going to kill anyone.

It's not a question of dying.

You mean I've been drinking

three glasses of sewage water

every day?

That's a bit harsh...

It gets boiled in here anyway.

Is that how you talk to a customer?

Come on! You? A customer?

What did you just say?

Are you laughing?

What's worse, cola from there

or tap water from here?

What does cola have

to do with this?

You want me to get

you spring water?

Shouldn't you at least

be putting in mineral water?

I'm reporting you for this!

Wait!

Hey!

Ildong! Are you out there?

I'm here.

Don't go.

Okay, just hurry up and sh*t.

I'm scared. Sing me a song.

Just take your sh*t!

Sing me a song!

Silly girl.

Now!

Goddammit.

~Mother, sister,

let's go live by the river...

~Sparkling water...

So you want to live by the river?

You know how much

and costs by the river?

I want to live by the river too.

Get out!

Get the hell out!

I really need to go.

Sh*t.

Dammit... what's with you?

Stop making faces at people...

Is there a toilet with a seat here?

A toilet with what?

You don't know?

Pardon me for asking.

No light switch?

Be careful.

If you fall in, you'll die.

Look at how these kids talk!

~Mother, sister,

let's go live by the river...

What the hell?

Goddammit!

Hey! Stop!

Son of a b*tch, you're dead!

Stand still!

What the...?

Hey! Hey!

Stupid girl!

Your new job

is a pyramid scheme?

I said it's not pyramid scheme!

It's network marketing!

You don't even know.

And you know so much!

Just go back to the factory!

It was a hard job to get.

I hate being a sweatshop girl!

You still don't get it!

Want today to be your last?

Stop hitting me!

You're ruining my life! B*tch!

Stupid girl!

When will you grow up?

Hit me once more, I'll leave home!

Then leave! And don't come back!

If you come home today

I'll break your legs.

It's time that

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