Mischief Page #3

WE KNOW WHERE SHE IS

AND WHAT SHE'S DOING.

I DON'T WANT HER DOING

ANYTHING WITH YOU.

I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH HER.

I LIKE BUNNY, REMEMBER?

SWEAR IT.

SWEAR YOU WON'T TOUCH HER.

LISTEN TO ME. I GOT A PLAN.

YOU'RE GONNA ASK BUNNY

TO THE DRIVE-IN.

OH, RIGHT.

AND I'M ELVIS PRESLEY.

LOVE ME TENDER:

LOVE ME DEAR:

[ Horns Honking ]

TELL ME YOU ARE MINE

[ Announcer ]

OUT OF THE GREAT SOUTHWEST COMES

THE SENSATIONAL ADVENTURE...

OF THE NOTORIOUS RENO BROTHERS

AND THE GIRL THEY WANTED.

STARRING RICHARD EGAN

AS VANCE RENO--

[ Announcer Continues ]

ARE YOU SURE:

KENNY WON'T BE HERE?

KENNY DOESN'T OWN ME.

YOU'RE AWFULLY BRAVE.

MARILYN.

IF HE HEARS YOU,

I'LL BE REALLY EMBARRASSED.

AND INTRODUCING:

ELVIS PRESLEY AS CLINT RENO,

WHO LOVED HIS BROTHER BU ALSO LOVED HIS BROTHER'S GIRL.

[ Chattering ]

[ Man ] WE USED TO BE KIND

OF FOND OF EACH OTHER, BUT--

[ Overlapping Chatter ]

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

[ Chatter Continues ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Man In Movie ]

WE'RE SO MUCH IN LOVE.

[ Woman ]

WON'T YOU EVEN TRY

AND UNDERSTAND?

HEY, GENE.

WHEN ARE WE GONNA SWITCH?

RELAX. LATER.

[ Movie Dialogue

Continues ]

IT'S SO SAD

ABOUT JAMES DEAN.

"LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG,

HAVE A GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE."

[ Laughs ]

GENE, YOU ARE SO ABSURD.

BUT THAT'S PROBABLY

WHY I LIKE YOU.

[ Movie Sound Track ]

[ Engines Revving ]

HIT YOUR LIGHTS!

- [ Engines Roaring,

Tires Screeching ]

- HOT DAMN.

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Water Splashing ]

OH, I'M SORRY, GENE.

OH, JONATHAN.

IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.

[ Man ]

IT'S INTERMISSION TIME, FOLKS.

SO HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

[ Clicks Tongue ]

I'M THIRSTY.

JONATHAN,

YOU WANT A COKE?

SURE.

WOULD YOU:

GET ME ONE TOO?

[ Girls Giggling ]

HARDY, HAR-HAR.

I'LL TAKE A ROOT BEER.

ME TOO, JONATHAN.

[ Laughs ]

YOU'RE COMING

WITH ME.

[ Horns Honking ]

SO HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

VISIT OUR REFRESHMEN CENTERNOW!

- HE'S KIND OF NEAT,

DON'T YOU THINK?

- I THINK HE'S GREAT.

- HOW'S EVERYTHING

WITH JONATHAN?

- OH, FINE.

VERY NICE.

[ Sighs ]

CAN'T WE JUST GO BOWLING

OR SOMETHING?

WHY?

WHY? BECAUSE IT'S TORTURE

WATCHING HER KISS YOU

IN THE FRONT SEAT.

DO YOU THINK I LIKE HAVING

YOU IN THE BACKSEAT WITH BUNNY?

SHE'S HARDLY

IN ANY DANGER.

HEY,

YOU GOIN' SOMEWHERE?

HEY, EUGENE.

KENNY?

WHAT THE HELL:

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?

IT'S BETWEEN ME

AND SHITHEAD HERE.

STAY OUT OF IT!

OH, NO. IT'S KENNY.

[ Kenny ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, JONATHAN.

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME

BETTER THAN THIS.

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FOX

IN THE HENHOUSE, HUH?

DON'T BE OBNOXIOUS, KENNY.

SHUT UP, BUNNY.

DID YOU GET MUCH, ROMEO?

HUH?

GO TO HELL, KENNY.

- [ Chuckles ]

- OOH!

[ Grunts ]

[ Girl ]

COME ON, KENNY.

- LEAVE HIM ALONE, A**HOLE!

- BUTT OUT!

HE DIDN'T TAKE HER OUT.

I DID.

YOU TOOK HER OUT?

YOU WANNA MAKE:

SOMETHING OF IT?

YEAH, I DO.

KNOW WHERE:

ROUNDHILL ROAD IS?

I'LL FIND IT.

YOU MEET OUT BY THE OLD

GRAIN ELEVATOR IN 15 MINUTES.

YOU'RE ON.

[ Boy Shouts ]

ALL RIGHT!

COME ON, BUNNY.

YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME.

THEY'RE REALLY

GONNA GET INTO IT.

I SAID, LET'S GO!

I BETTER GO.

COME ON, GUYS.

[ Kenny ]

HEY, DON'T YOU GET LOST,

EUGENE.

I'LL BE WAITIN'

FOR YA.

COME ON.

KENNY'S GONNA KICK

THE NEW KID'S ASS.

[ Laughing ]

COME ON.

ROUNDHILL ROAD.

THIS IS SO EXCITING.

IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIE.

DIDN'T THINK

YOU HAD THE GUTS.

LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

EVER PLAY:

CENTER-LINE CHICKEN?

I'VE HEARD OF IT.

GO BACK A HUNDRED YARDS.

PUT YOUR LEFT TIRE

ON THE CENTER LINE.

FIRST ONE OFF'S

A CHICKEN.

- YOU PLAY THIS A LOT?

- [ Chuckles ]

ALL THE TIME.

YOU'RE LYING.

YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED

THIS BEFORE. LOOK.

I DON'T WANT YOU

DOING THIS.

JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE FUN!

EUGENE WON' PRESS HIS LUCK.

WILL YA?

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Engines Revving ]

[ Tires Screeching ]

- TURN, DAMN IT.

- OH, SH*T.

- TURN!

- SH*T!

- [ Tires Screeching ]

- [ Gasps ]

- [ Metal Clattering,

Glass Shattering ]

- [ Gasps ]

COME ON!

- [ Shouting ]

- ARE YOU OKAY?

GENE,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ Glass Clatters ]

KENNY, YOU OKAY?

[ Crowd Chattering ]

- SON OF A B*TCH!

- THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT!

[ Boy ]

HEY, YOU GUYS!

[ Onlookers Shouting ]

STOP IT! STOP IT!

[ Siren Wailing ]

KENNY!

COPS!

COPS!

LET'S GO! COME ON!

GET OFF! GET THE CAR!

GET THE CAR!

GENE. GENE.

LET'S GO.

COME ON, BUNNY.

- COME ON, BUNNY.

- BUNNY, COME ON!

I'M GONNA FINISH YOU!

COME ON.

LET'S GO, KENNY.

[ Jonathan ]

DAMN, IT'S STUCK!

GET IN THE CAR.

TED, LET'S GO.

LET'S GO!

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Siren Wailing ]

[ Starter Grinding ]

THAT CAR:

IS MY LIVING!

[ Grunts ]

[ Gene ] LAY OFF!

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU

EXPECT ME TO GET TO WORK?

GET UP THERE!

GET IN THE HOUSE!

GENE!

[ Screen Door Slams ]

[ Students Chattering ]

HI.

HI.

IS HE COMING:

TO SCHOOL TODAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

I KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR,

BUT NOBODY ANSWERED.

[ Bell Ringing ]

'CAUSE SHE'S MY BABY

BE-BOP-A-LULA

I DON'T MEAN MAYBE

GENE!

BE-BOP-A-LULA, SHE'S

MY BABY NOW:

MY BABY NOW:

MY BABY NOW:

- HI.

- GET LOST, JONATHAN.

[ Continues ]

DO YOU WANNA TALK?

F*** OFF!

[ Window Slams Shut ]

BE-BOP-A-LULA, SHE'S

MY BABY NOW:

MY BABY NOW:

MY BABY NOW:

[ Continues ]

LOOK, DAMN IT.

I'M THE ONE

WHO TOOK HER OUT.

IT'S JUS A TECHNICALITY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUS FORGET ABOUT IT?

I'M NOT GONNA

FORGET ABOUT IT.

LOOK, IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP,

I'M GOING TO BREAK MY NECK.

SHE'S MY BABY

BE-BOP-A-LULA

I DON'T MEAN MAYBE

BE-BOP-A-LULA

SHE'S MY BABY

THANKS.

BE-BOP-A-LULA

I DON'T MEAN MAYBE

[ Continues ]

THIS IS REALLY CUTE.

I'M GROUNDED,

'CEPT FOR SCHOOL.

[ Ends ]

WANT SOME?

I SWIPED IT.

YOU MADE ME CRY:

WHEN YOU SAID GOOD-BYE

- AIN'T THAT A SHAME

- [ Retches ]

MY TEARS FELL LIKE RAIN

AIN'T THAT A SHAME

- THIS IS GOOD STUFF.

- YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAME

TAKES GETTING USED TO.

YOU GOT TO LET I SLIDE DOWN EASY.

[ Violin ]

[ Turns Up Volume ]

MY TEARS FELL LIKE RAIN

HE HAD NO RIGHT HITTIN' ME

IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN

NEIGHBORHOOD!

AIN'T THAT A SHAME

YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAME

[ Sighs ]

IN FRONT OF BUNNY.

OH, WELL, GOOD-BYE

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

ALTHOUGH I'LL CRY

[ Together ]

AIN'T THAT A SHAME

BUBBUM, BUM-BUM-BUM

YOU'RE THE ONE

TO BLAME:

BUBBA, BUBBA, BUBBA

[ Gene ]

WELL, YOU BROKE

[ Jonathan ] YOU BROKE

MY HEAR MY HEAR WHEN YOU SAID

WHEN YOU SAID:

WE'LL PAR [ Together ]

AIN'T THAT A SHAME

[ Continues ]

[ Billiard Balls

Clacking ]

[ Chattering ]

YOU SURE YOU KNOW

HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?

SH*T, YEAH!

[ Siren Wailing ]

OH, GOD!

WHAT DID I DO?

ACT SOBER AND CALMLY

PULL OVER TO THE CURB.

[ Gene ]

OH, SH*T!

[ Groans ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Cop ]

ALL RIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU

WAS DRIVIN'?

[ Both ]

I WAS.

GREAT. ON YOUR FEET.

AREN'T YOU MARK BELLAH'S BOY?

YES, SIR.

YOUR DAD KNOW:

YOU'RE OUT HERE LIKE THIS?

N-NO, SIR.

[ Ted ]

HEY, A**HOLE!

[ Horn Honking ]

GOOD WORK!

SHAME, SHAME.

- [ Ted ] NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.

-[ Cackling Laughter ]

I'D RUN YOU IN MYSELF,

'CEPT I DON'T LIKE SNITCHES.

TELL YOU WHAT, BOYS.

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