Miss Congeniality Page #8
... I would take them out.
I would make them suffer so much,
they'd wish they were never born.
And if they ran,
I would hunt them down.
Thank you, lKathy.
A brief, shining moment,
and then that mouth.
Helps if you pull it out.
Good luck, ladies.
I wanted to rub the crown for luck.
Frank took it to get it polished.
I'll have it by the time
they announce the winner.
My God! It's the crown!
Yes, it is. You can taste it now--
No, no, no!
Not the-- This in the--
Finale positions.
Yes. Wear the crown. Be the crown.
You are the crown.
And now, the moment
of truth and beauty.
The envelope, please.
What?.
A lot of tension.
The fourth runner-up is...
... California!
The third runner-up is...
... Nebraska!
-Am I in danger here?.
-Wait here.
The second runner-up is T exas!
Drop it!
I mean it! Drop it!
This is it.
The moment.
One of these two ladies
will wear the crown.
Listen to me!
I'm gonna reach for my badge slow.
You do, and you're dead.
The first runner-up...
...who will have to take the winner's
place if, for any reason...
...she cannot fulfill her duties is:
New Jersey! Which means...
...our new Miss United States is:
Don't take the crown.
Rhode lsland's Cheryl Frasier!
Don't take the crown. T rust me.
she's beauty and she's grace
she's queen of 50 states
she's elegance and taste
she's Miss United states
Hold your crown up high
Raise it to the sky
Jersey's gone berserk!
Get her off the stage!
Hold your crown up high
Raise it to the sky
she stands for all that's good
she loves her neighborhood
she 's friends with everyone she meets
she 's beauty and she 's grace
she 's queen of 50 states
she 's elegance and taste
she 's Miss United states
Gracie!
She's Miss United States.
Okay.
Good show, everybody.
I was right in the middle of my song!
You got nothing on me.
This is ridiculous.
Where you're going, they'd love
to meet a former beauty queen.
When he says meet, he means M-E-A-T.
Miss Hart, you don't understand.
All I'm guilty of is trying to make
the world a more beautiful place.
Look at yourself.
When I met you, Dennis Rodman
looked better in a dress.
But now you're a lady! I did that.
Vic did that, and a team of highly
specialized federal manicurists...
...and people who make you beautiful.
Get in the car.
You think you saved something.
All you did was to destroy the dream
of young women all over the country.
Their dream is to get blown up?.
You got a good shot
at that insanity plea.
I earned it!
Years of bitching beauty
queens and what do I get?.
Fired! They steal my life,
It is not a beauty pageant.
It is a scholarship program.
Yeah, yeah.
"Yes. "
Enjoy running the Miss San Antonio
Women's Correctional Facility Pageant!
Get it?. The Women's Correctional--
That was good work.
Right back at you.
So, how does it feel?.
Throwing the rule book
out of the window?.
Pretty good, actually.
I was thinking...
...when we get back...
...after we write up our reports
and you get all ugly again...
... maybe we could have dinner?
What?. You asking me out on a date?.
No. Just a casual dinner.
If we happen to have sex afterwards,
so be it.
You think l' m gorgeous.
You want to date me...
...Iove me and marry me.
A part of you is gonna miss this.
The heels.
They do something for my posture.
I'm suddenly very aware
and proud of my breasts.
-Funny, me too.
-Agent Matthews! Gracie!
Thank God you' re still here.
There's been an emergency.
Somebody found some
sort of incendiary device.
Come on, quickly!
Excuse me. FBl.
She saved the pageant, she saved
our lives, and here she is!
That's not gonna work for me.
I can't go up there!
It was his idea, Gracie Lou.
I'd never get you here unless
You'll get yours, Henry Higgins.
Come on!
Ladies and gentlemen,
agent Gracie Hart of the FBl!
Not so fast!
Because even though
you're a federal officer...
...to us, you will always be
Gracie Lou Freebush.
The nicest, sweetest,
coolest girl at the pageant...
...and this year's Miss Congeniality!
I don't know what to say.
Except for...
... I can't wear this at work.
I kind of hoped it wouldn't.
But now that it has...
...I just want to say that...
... I' m very...
...very honored.
And...
... moved.
And...
...truly touched.
And...
... I really do want world peace.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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