Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Page #10

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- Proud to have you on our team.

- That's great.

- Thank you very much.

- Oh, you've gotta be kidding.

You threatened to throw her in jail.

Get on your knees and thank her

for solving a crime you couldn't solve.

- Take your little handshake and put it...

- Okay, Mr. Living-on-the-Edge.

We're all on the same team.

It's all right.

Well, I guess he doesn't wanna keep

the press waiting.

Gracie!

Oh, you must be getting really tired

of saving my life.

No, no, it's good exercise.

Oh, and thank you for the "booty" tip.

I felt so uncomfortable saying it,

but it was an emergency.

- And I knew you'd be listening.

- Yeah, well, what are friends for, right?

Oh, and speaking of friends, I would like

to introduce you to Mr. Jeff Foreman.

Oh, we already met.

He's a wonderful swimmer.

Well, you're so buoyant.

Okay. Come here.

I gotta talk to you for a second.

Just a couple words of advice.

Don't bring up the Poconos,

at least for a couple of months.

Okay.

Now go get him.

Gracie, I'm so proud of you.

Oh, thank you.

And, you know, even without the makeup

and the gloss and all my magic...

...you've never looked more beautiful

than you do now.

Neither have you.

- Oh, thank you.

- Gracie.

- Oh, Stan.

- I'm so sorry.

- It's okay, Stan.

- This was all my fault.

- I have this weakness for...

- For gambling. I talked to your mother.

- You talked to my mother?

- Yeah.

- Does she want her 600 back?

- Yeah, she wants that back.

But she's very proud of you.

You just need to stay away from the sluts...

The slots for a little while. Okay? Okay.

Let's go.

- Over here, sir.

- Why'd you do it?

How you doing?

- Good. You?

- Good.

Hey, you kicked some po-po out there.

- Thanks. You too.

- Thank you.

And thanks...

Thanks for coming back for me.

- It's not like I love you or anything.

- I know.

- I was just doing my job.

- I know.

But I gotta admit...

...when you were saying that stuff back

there about not having any friends...

...I know what you mean by that.

You got a friend.

Yeah.

Agent Johnson, over in Mail Fraud?

I think he likes you.

Yeah.

No, but if, you know...

If that doesn't work out, then...

...you always got:

You know what? She's right down there.

You can talk to her.

Ms. Hart! Ms. Hart!

Is this going in your next book?

Guys, guys. I have two things to say.

First of all, there's not gonna be

a next book. Second...

No comment. Ever again. Ever.

Thank you, thank you.

Not listening. Not listening.

Mr. Collins, characterize

the investigation for us, sir.

I never gave up because the word "quit"

is not in my vocabulary.

Neither is "failure,"

"A for effort," "abandon ship"...

And that is how we do it in New York.

Okay, listen up. Got a change

in the assignment schedule.

Hart's gonna be partnering with Fuller.

And the mayor's youth-crime prevention

program is back on.

- The director wants...

- You're my new partner.

You have to like me. And back me up

if someone's shooting at me.

Not necessarily.

- Want some?

- Let's get to work. Keep your heads up.

We're partners now, but there's something

I need to take care of alone.

- Are you sure you don't need backup?

- This is solo.

- So we cool?

- Cool.

All right, I'm gonna roll.

Hi.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm Gracie Hart of the FBI...

...and our information indicated that

a Priscilla was doing a book report on me...

...so I thought I would come by

and see if I could be of any assistance.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Priscilla.

Well, I suppose we can skip ahead

to English...

...and let Priscilla give her report

in honor of our guest.

Let's put our math books away.

- Hi.

- Thanks for coming.

Since we're in class...

...I would like to share with you

something I learned recently.

A little lesson, which is...

...people may care about people

who care about themselves...

...but I just don't really care

about those people.

- Not really following you.

- No?

Come here.

We'll just have to take this.

And then we'll take those.

And then we'll just...

There you are.

Now go do your book report.

Kids! Quiet!

Hey, hey, hey,

put a lid on it, all right...

...or I'm gonna have to rough

you guys up a little bit, okay?

Miss Hart?

Until you admit that fighting

is never the answer. Ever.

Because what do we really want?

Anyone?

Nobody? Nobody knows?

Priscilla, what do we want?

World peace.

World peace.

And the strength

to hold fast to your beliefs...

...while society's forcing you to conform to

a Barbie-doll image, know what I'm saying?

You don't know what I'm saying?

Okay, well...

...it's mostly...

It's mostly world peace.

On the video, you noticed the assailants

were attempting to abduct Stan Fields...

...and you pursued the matter "furder"...

Fur... Okay.

Some savings bonds and a 1901...

No, it's not quite that old.

It's a 2001...

You're the one...

Damn that line!

Joel has come up with this very...

Sedate?

Yeah, say it, yeah.

Foreman!

- Watch it. I'm handling breasts here.

- Yours?

You pursued the matter furder...

Further...

- "Furder. "

- "Furder"?

- Not gonna happen.

- What other choice do we have?

On the kidnapping video,

you noticed that the...

You know what to say, Jeff.

- What's your name?

- Foreman.

Foreman? Okay.

Fur ball.

- Little further.

- Back up, back up, back up.

Feel... I'm upset...

Who are you? What am...?

What am I doing here?

Stan.

Don't untie me.

I have another 15 minutes.

You mentioned something

about breakfast?

- Unprofessional.

- Still rolling.

- Oh, my...

- Bro! Your mask!

We need a bunch of rodents.

Squirrels, wombats.

- Can I go back to the trailer?

- Yeah, yeah.

- You like the pirate. You wanna kiss him.

- Shut up!

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