Miss Me This Christmas Page #16

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Oh, um, well, I'm the only child.

Oh.

Child. Oh.

I'm... I'm sorry.

Oh. I'm... I'm sorry.

Continue your story.

I'm... I'm sorry. Continue your story.

Okay, um, so then my brother.

Continue your story. Okay, um, so then

my brother Terrence he says, "You got to."

Okay, um, so then my brother Terrence

he says, "You got to get out more, Louie."

Terrence he says, "You got to get out more,

Louie." Wait. Who's... Who's Louie?

"Get out more, Louie." Wait. Who's...

Who's Louie? That's me. Regina Louise.

Wait. Who's... Who's Louie? That's

me. Regina Louise. [ Clears throat ]

That's me. Regina Louise.

[ Clears throat ] Okay.

[ Clears throat ] Okay.

Um, well, the food is here.

No, no, no, no, no. I... Is there

a problem? Lobster... I'm allergic.

Is there a problem? Lobster... I'm

allergic. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Lobster... I'm allergic. Oh, I'm sorry, I

didn't know. Shellfish, ever since I was.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Shellfish, ever since I was 3.

Shellfish, ever since I was 3.

I almost died at a crawfish boil

3. I almost died at a crawfish

boil at my grandma's house in

I almost died at a crawfish boil at

my grandma's house in New Orleans.

At my grandma's house in New Orleans.

All right, well, get it out.

New Orleans. All right, well,

get it out of here, please!

All right, well, get it out

of here, please! Thank you!

Of here, please! Thank you!

Look, I'm... I'm sorry. Um...

Thank you! Look, I'm... I'm sorry. Um...

We have the rest of our lives to.

Look, I'm... I'm sorry. Um... We have the

rest of our lives to learn each other.

We have the rest of our lives to learn

each other. You know what, excuse me.

Learn each other. You know

what, excuse me. I got to go.

You know what, excuse me. I got to go.

Wait, no, but... Please.

I got to go. Wait, no, but... Please.

No, my allergies are.

Wait, no, but... Please. No, my allergies

are starting, and I got to get my.

No, my allergies are starting,

and I got to get my medicine.

Starting, and I got to get my medicine.

Well, let me walk you to...

Medicine. Well, let me walk

you to... No, Ulysses, I...

Well, let me walk you to...

No, Ulysses, I... I'm good.

No, Ulysses, I... I'm good.

I, uh, thank you for everything.

[ Sighs ]

Oh, Frankie...

So good to see you here.

Oh, Frankie... So good to

see you here. Like old times.

So good to see you here. Like old times.

[ Gasps ] Sweet Jesus!

Like old times. [ Gasps ] Sweet Jesus!

What are you doing?

[ Gasps ] Sweet Jesus! What

are you doing? Is this...

What are you doing? Is this

Is this a cellphone tower?

Is this... Is this a cellphone tower?

'Cause I wasn't really getting.

Is this a cellphone tower? 'Cause I wasn't

really getting reception up in the apartment,

'Cause I wasn't really getting reception up in

the apartment, so I came... down to see if...

Reception up in the apartment, so I came... down

to see if... Yeah, because it looks like

so I came... down to see if... Yeah, because

it looks like you're spying on your ex-husband.

Yeah, because it looks like you're spying on

your ex-husband while you're supposed to be

you're spying on your ex-husband while you're

supposed to be having din... [ Gasps ]

While you're supposed to be having din...

[ Gasps ] Whoa. Your future husband?

Having din... [ Gasps ] Whoa. Your

future husband? Good eye.

Whoa. Your future husband? Good eye.

That about sums it up.

Good eye. That about sums it up.

Oh, my God.

That about sums it up. Oh, my God.

That's a really nice ring.

Oh, my God. That's a really nice ring.

Thanks.

That's a really nice ring. Thanks.

Okay, I'm so confused, G.

Thanks. Okay, I'm

so confused, G. Stop.

Okay, I'm so confused, G. Stop.

I thought this wasn't supposed.

Stop. I thought this wasn't

supposed to be serious with...

I thought this wasn't supposed to

be serious with... Oh, shut up.

To be serious with... Oh, shut up.

Nice dress, by the way.

Oh, shut up. Nice dress, by the way.

It's yours.

Nice dress, by the way. It's yours.

No, I know it's mine, but I'm.

It's yours. No, I know it's

mine, but I'm gonna let that slide.

No, I know it's mine, but I'm gonna let

that slide. It's not every day your best

gonna let that slide. It's not every day

your best friend gets engaged to a.

It's not every day your best friend gets

engaged to a millionaire while she's spying

friend gets engaged to a millionaire

while she's spying on her ex-husband.

Millionaire while she's spying on

her ex-husband. Shh! Shh! Shh!

On her ex-husband. Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shush!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shush!

I'll have you know he is my.

Shush! I'll have you know he is

my husband for 24 more hours.

I'll have you know he is my husband for 24

more hours. Okay, what about Ulysses,

husband for 24 more hours.

Okay, what about Ulysses, hmm?

Okay, what about Ulysses, hmm?

Your big-ticket item?

Hmm? Your big-ticket item?

His money is the least.

Your big-ticket item? His money is

the least interesting thing about him.

His money is the least interesting

thing about him. You're kinda right.

Interesting thing about him. You're kinda

right. You know what, it's something.

You're kinda right. You know what, it's

something there... I don't know, it's.

You know what, it's something there

I don't know, it's weird.

There... I don't know, it's weird.

It's like a sexy weird.

Weird. It's like a sexy weird.

Am I doing the right thing,

It's like a sexy weird. Am I

doing the right thing, Trish?

Am I doing the right thing, Trish?

Well, he's got his tongue

Trish? Well, he's got his

tongue down someone's throat.

Well, he's got his tongue down

someone's throat. [ Gasps ]

Down someone's throat. [ Gasps

] And your papers are already.

[ Gasps ] And your papers are

already signed and filed, G, so...

And your papers are already signed and filed,

G, so... You know, I don't really think

signed and filed, G, so... You know, I don't

really think there's turning back now.

You know, I don't really think there's turning

back now. I've never met anyone like

there's turning back now. I've

never met anyone like Ulysses.

I've never met anyone like Ulysses.

Yeah, well, definitely got.

Ulysses. Yeah, well, definitely

got that ring special-ordered.

Yeah, well, definitely got that

ring special-ordered. Let me see.

That ring special-ordered. Let me see.

Damn, that's some bling.

Let me see. Damn, that's some bling.

I'm just so messed up, I.

Damn, that's some bling. I'm just so

messed up, I don't feel like I deserve.

I'm just so messed up, I don't

feel like I deserve anything.

Don't feel like I deserve anything.

Stop it, okay?

Anything. Stop it, okay?

You deserve to be happy.

Stop it, okay? You deserve to be happy.

Franklin's with Alex, and I.

You deserve to be happy. Franklin's with

Alex, and I just left Ulysses flapping in.

Franklin's with Alex, and I just left Ulysses

flapping in the wind at dinner 'cause I'm a

just left Ulysses flapping in the wind

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