Miss Me This Christmas Page #15

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You're bouncing on him to make the

other one bounce around in jealousy?

The other one bounce around in jealousy?

A rebound.

Jealousy? A rebound.

It's not like that.

A rebound. It's not like that.

Ulysses is different.

It's not like that. Ulysses

is different. He's... nice.

Ulysses is different. He's... nice.

[ Snorts ] Girl, bye.

He's... nice. [ Snorts ] Girl, bye.

Nice is the kiss of death, okay?

[ Snorts ] Girl, bye. Nice is the

kiss of death, okay? You see him?

Nice is the kiss of death, okay?

You see him? He ain't nice.

You see him? He ain't nice. He fine.

But he ain't nice.

He ain't nice. He fine. But he ain't nice.

Well, it's better to be with.

He fine. But he ain't nice. Well, it's

better to be with a man who is safe and.

Well, it's better to be with a

man who is safe and considerate.

A man who is safe and considerate.

I should know, I was married to

considerate. I should know, I was

married to a guy who was wild and

I should know, I was married to a

guy who was wild and inconsiderate.

A guy who was wild and inconsiderate.

Well, I'm just saying, watch

inconsiderate. Well, I'm just

saying, watch out for the nerd, girl,

Well, I'm just saying, watch out for the

nerd, girl, 'cause he's falling... hard.

Out for the nerd, girl, 'cause he's

falling... hard. It's not that serious.

'Cause he's falling... hard.

It's not that serious. It can't be.

It's not that serious.

It can't be. Can it?

It can't be. Can it? Right?

Can it? Right? No.

Right? No. Right?

Wow. I don't have any breath left.

You like this?

I don't have any breath left.

You like this? I'm in awe.

You like this? I'm in awe.

Well, you look very handsome.

I'm in awe. Well, you look

very handsome. Champagne?

Well, you look very handsome.

Champagne? Thank you.

Champagne? Thank you.

This, um...

Thank you. This, um...

This Christmas, I didn't...

This, um... This Christmas, I didn't

I really didn't think it was,

This Christmas, I didn't... I really didn't

think it was, uh, gonna be this special.

I really didn't think it was, uh, gonna be

this special. Well, Ulysses, you have made

uh, gonna be this special. Well, Ulysses,

you have made my stay at the Chesterton worth.

Well, Ulysses, you have made my stay

at the Chesterton worth every minute.

My stay at the Chesterton worth every

minute. You really mean that, Regina?

Every minute. You really mean

that, Regina? Yeah, I guess I do.

You really mean that, Regina? Yeah, I

guess I do. I guess, um, it's cool to.

Yeah, I guess I do. I guess, um, it's

cool to date something that, uh, knows.

I guess, um, it's cool to date something that,

uh, knows I'm a nerd and could care less.

Date something that, uh, knows I'm a nerd and

could care less. See, but you're more than

I'm a nerd and could care less.

See, but you're more than that.

See, but you're more than that.

You're smart, stable,

that. You're smart,

stable, dependable...

You're smart, stable, dependable...

None of that is sexy.

Dependable... None of that is sexy.

It is to me.

[ Chuckles ] Thank you. A rose by

any other name... Ah, Shakespeare.

A rose by any other name...

Ah, Shakespeare. Thank you.

Ah, Shakespeare. Thank you.

May I?

Thank you. May I?

"My love's eyes.

May I? "My love's eyes

look nothing like the sun."

"My love's eyes look nothing like the sun.

Coral is by far more red"

look nothing like the sun. Coral

is by far more red than her lips.

Coral is by far more red than her lips.

If snow be white,

than her lips. If snow be white,

why then her breasts be dun.

If snow be white, why then her

breasts be dun. If hair is wired,

"why then her breasts be dun. If hair is

wired, black wires grow from her head."

"If hair is wired, black wires grow from

her head." Okay, yeah, I don't really

"black wires grow from her head." Okay, yeah,

I don't really know where this is going, but...

Okay, yeah, I don't really know where

this is going, but... Hold on.

Know where this is going, but...

Hold on. Hold up.

Hold on. Hold up. "My

love, when she walks."

Hold up. "My love, when she

walks treads the ground."

"My love, when she walks treads the ground.

And yet, by heaven,"

treads the ground. And yet, by heaven,

I think my love as rare as any.

"And yet, by heaven, I think my love as

rare as any she belied with false compare."

"I think my love as rare as any she belied with

false compare." [ Laughs ] And there it is.

Okay, then.

That was nice. Well, look, there's more.

Um, look, I just...

Well, look, there's more. Um, look, I

just... I just have to get it all out.

Um, look, I just... I just

have to get it all out. Um...

I just have to get it all out. Um...

I got to grab my opportunity.

Um... I got to grab my opportunity.

Um...

I got to grab my opportunity.

Um... Ulysses.

Um... Ulysses. You

are an amazing woman.

Ulysses. You are an amazing woman.

Look, I can't think of another.

You are an amazing woman. Look, I can't think

of another woman that I'd want to spend my.

Look, I can't think of another woman that

I'd want to spend my days and nights with.

Woman that I'd want to spend my days and

nights with. Since you stepped into my life,

days and nights with. Since you stepped into

my life, everything has become brighter.

Since you stepped into my life, everything

has become brighter. It just feels better.

Everything has become brighter. It just

feels better. Since the day I met you,

It just feels better. Since the day

I met you, I knew you were special.

Since the day I met you, I knew you

were special. But now I know...

I knew you were special. But now I know...

that I love you.

But now I know... that I love you.

[ Sighs ]

That I love you. [

Sighs ] So, Regina...

[ Sighs ] So, Regina...

Will you marry me?

So, Regina... Will you marry me?

[ Sighs ] I...

Will you marry me? [

Sighs ] I... Regina.

[ Sighs ] I... Regina.

[ Gasps ]

Regina. [ Gasps ] Yes.

[ Gasps ] Yes. [ Laughs ] Yes?

Yes. [ Laughs ] Yes? Yes.

[ Laughs ] Yes? Yes. Um...

So that was funny because it was my

birthday... Oh, wait, when's your

was my birthday... Oh,

wait, when's your birthday?

Oh, wait, when's your birthday?

April 12th.

Birthday? April 12th.

Oh, mine is the 18th.

April 12th. Oh, mine is the 18th.

Oh, both Aries!

Oh, mine is the 18th. Oh, both Aries!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, both Aries! [

Laughs ] Is that good?

[ Laughs ] Is that good?

Um, I'm sorry...

Is that good? Um, I'm

sorry... Your story. Continue.

Um, I'm sorry... Your story. Continue.

Okay, so, anyway, my.

Your story. Continue. Okay,

so, anyway, my brother says...

Okay, so, anyway, my brother

says... Okay, wait. Wait.

Brother says... Okay, wait.

Wait. You have a brother?

Okay, wait. Wait. You have a brother?

I have two...

You have a brother? I have

two... Terrence and James.

I have two... Terrence and James.

Oh, um, well, I'm the only

Terrence and James. Oh, um,

well, I'm the only child.

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