Miss Me This Christmas Page #14

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I was completely rude to you last night.

Kind to me, and I was completely rude to you

last night. It was wrong of me to use you to

rude to you last night. It was wrong

of me to use you to make my hus...

It was wrong of me to use you to make my

hus... my ex-husband jealous, and I'm

make my hus... my ex-husband

jealous, and I'm sorry.

My ex-husband jealous, and I'm sorry.

Well, I accept your apology.

Sorry. Well, I accept your apology.

Are you always so agreeable?

Well, I accept your apology. Are

you always so agreeable? [ Laughs ]

Are you always so agreeable?

[ Laughs ] Eh, well, I try to be.

[ Laughs ] Eh, well, I try to be.

God, it's been a long day.

Eh, well, I try to be. God, it's been a

long day. I could use a hot bath and a.

God, it's been a long day. I could

use a hot bath and a cold Chardonnay.

I could use a hot bath and a cold

Chardonnay. That sounds fun.

Cold Chardonnay. That sounds fun.

I mean... Wait, wait, wait,

That sounds fun. I mean...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I mean... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, uh, I...

Wait, wait. No, uh, I... It

does sound fun... fun for.

No, uh, I... It does sound fun

fun for you, not, like...

It does sound fun... fun for

you, not, like... It's fine.

You, not, like... It's fine.

You know what, these are for.

It's fine. You know

what, these are for you.

You know what, these are for you.

Thank you.

You. Thank you. I

love poinsettias.

Thank you. I love poinsettias.

Can I ask you a question?

I love poinsettias. Can I ask you a

question? Why do you live in a hotel?

Can I ask you a question? Why do you live

in a hotel? Okay, um, well, you need.

Why do you live in a hotel? Okay, um, well,

you need roots to settle down, and, uh, I.

Okay, um, well, you need roots to settle down,

and, uh, I have yet to find those roots.

Roots to settle down, and, uh, I have yet

to find those roots. But you know what...

have yet to find those roots. But

you know what... I'm working on it.

Hey. Check these out. You

have handcuffs in your pockets.

You have handcuffs in your pockets.

[ Laughs ] These are Houdini

pockets. [ Laughs ] These

are Houdini handcuffs.

[ Laughs ] These are Houdini handcuffs.

That's better.

Handcuffs. That's better.

You want to see how they.

That's better. You

want to see how they work?

You want to see how they work?

No, I'm good.

Work? No, I'm good. Yes, you do.

Yes, you do.

No, I'm good. Yes, you do.

Yes, you do. No. It's okay.

Yes, you do. Yes, you do. No.

It's okay. We got time before the.

No. It's okay. We got

time before the elevator comes.

We got time before the elevator comes.

Here we go. Look.

Elevator comes. Here we go.

Look. [ Laughs ]

Here we go. Look. [

Laughs ] All right.

[ Laughs ] All right.

Oh, my God.

All right. Oh, my God.

That is so rapey.

Oh, my God. That is so rapey.

[ Laughs ]

That is so rapey.

[ Laughs ] Okay.

[ Laughs ] Okay. All right.

You ready?

Okay. All right. You ready?

All right, here we go.

All right. You ready? All

right, here we go. 1... 2... Pow!

Wow! [ Laughs ] That

was actually impressive.

[ Laughs ] That was actually

impressive. You like that?

That was actually impressive.

You like that? Yeah!

You like that? Yeah!

Do you know any more tricks?

Yeah! Do you know any more tricks?

Oh, I know a lot of tricks.

Do you know any more tricks? Oh, I know

a lot of tricks. I mean... [ Laughs ]

Oh, I know a lot of tricks. I mean... [

Laughs ] I... I could show you, if you'd

I mean... [ Laughs ] I... I could

show you, if you'd like to see magic.

I... I could show you, if you'd

like to see magic. If you like...

like to see magic. If you like...

[ Elevator dings ]

If you like... [ Elevator dings

] Nah, it's okay. I'm cool.

[ Elevator dings ] Nah, it's okay.

I'm cool. Well, maybe next time.

Nah, it's okay. I'm cool. Well,

maybe next time. Next time, next time.

Well, maybe next time. Next time,

next time. You know what, don't...

Next time, next time. You know

what, don't... Don't forget these.

You know what, don't... Don't forget these.

So sweet. Thank you.

Don't forget these. So sweet. Thank you.

Yeah. Ladies first.

[ Ringing ] Baby,

I'm in the lobby.

[ Ringing ] Baby, I'm in the lobby.

We need to talk, all right?

Baby, I'm in the lobby. We need to talk,

all right? What we had, we can't lose this.

We need to talk, all right? What we had, we

can't lose this. I'm never gonna stop...

What we had, we can't lose this.

I'm never gonna stop... Wow.

I'm never gonna stop... Wow.

Doesn't this place just give you.

Wow. Doesn't this place

just give you life?

If you're happy with your message,

press 1. To record a new message,

message, press 1. To record

a new message, press 2.

To record a new message, press 2.

Regina, you need to call me.

Press 2. Regina, you need to call me.

This is Franklin.

Regina, you need to call me. This is

Franklin. Hark! The herald angels

This is Franklin. Hark!

The herald angels sing

Hark! The herald angels sing

Glory to the new-born King

Sing Glory to the new-born

King Peace on earth and mercy

Glory to the new-born King

Peace on earth and mercy mild

Peace on earth and mercy mild

God and sinners reconciled

Mild God and sinners reconciled

Joyful, all ye nations, rise

God and sinners reconciled Joyful, all

ye nations, rise Join the triumph of the

Joyful, all ye nations, rise

Join the triumph of the skies

Join the triumph of the skies

With angelic host proclaim

Skies With angelic host proclaim

Christ is born in Bethlehem

With angelic host proclaim Christ is

born in Bethlehem Hark! The herald angels

Christ is born in Bethlehem Hark!

The herald angels sing

Hark! The herald angels sing

Glory to the new-born King

Sing Glory to the new-born King

[ Laughs ] Well, thank you

Glory to the new-born King [

Laughs ] Well, thank you for dinner.

[ Laughs ] Well, thank you for dinner.

You're welcome.

For dinner. You're welcome.

Oh. [ Laughs ]

You're welcome. Oh. [

Laughs ] Good night, sweetie.

Oh. [ Laughs ] Good night, sweetie.

Good night.

[ Laughs ] Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Yeah! Yes! Whoo!

You're welcome. Yeah! Yes! Whoo!

[ Exhales sharply, laughs ]

Hey, Trish. Shh.

Not so loud.

Hey, Trish. Shh. Not so loud.

Girl, he just fell asleep.

Shh. Not so loud. Girl, he just

fell asleep. He just kept going.

Girl, he just fell asleep. He just

kept going. "Blah, blah, blah, blah."

He just kept going. "Blah, blah, blah,

blah." Tell me, for real, how was your,

"Blah, blah, blah, blah." Tell me, for real,

how was your, uh, date with the rebound guy?

Tell me, for real, how was your, uh, date with

the rebound guy? He's not a rebound guy.

Uh, date with the rebound guy? He's not

a rebound guy. Yes, he was. I mean...

He's not a rebound guy. Yes, he was.

I mean... You're bouncing on him to make.

Yes, he was. I mean... You're bouncing on

him to make the other one bounce around in.

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