Miss Me This Christmas Page #13

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Franklin. Regina, if you spent half the

them, Franklin. Regina, if you spent

half the time that you spent in my.

Regina, if you spent half the time that

you spent in my business managing your own

time that you spent in my business

managing your own affairs...

business managing your own affairs...

You know what, I don't have

affairs... You know what,

I don't have affairs!

You know what, I don't have affairs!

That's your road to hoe,

affairs! That's your road to hoe,

Franklin, and you ho it well!

That's your road to hoe, Franklin,

and you ho it well! Give me that.

Franklin, and you ho it well!

Give me that. Ahh!

Give me that. Ahh! Let's go, Ulysses.

We out.

Selfie! Oh, wait, I'm more

poppin' from this angle.

Oh, wait, I'm more poppin' from this angle.

Wassup? [ Laughs ]

You sure you're still over him?

Absolutely.

Him? Absolutely. You saw

the way I treated him.

Absolutely. You saw the way I treated

him. Yeah, well, my mom used to.

You saw the way I treated him. Yeah, well,

my mom used to say "If you're still fighting",

Yeah, well, my mom used to say "If you're

still fighting, you're still loving."

Can you please stop cleaning? Can you please

stop drinking? The housekeeper's gonna be.

Can you please stop drinking? The housekeeper's

gonna be here in less than an hour, and.

The housekeeper's gonna be here in less

than an hour, and she expects a mess.

Here in less than an hour, and she

expects a mess. Don't disappoint her.

She expects a mess. Don't disappoint her.

You know, I was starting to.

Don't disappoint her. You know, I was

starting to finally have a great time, and.

You know, I was starting to finally have a great

time, and then he had to go and ruin it by

finally have a great time, and then he had

to go and ruin it by bringing his ho date!

Then he had to go and ruin it by bringing

his ho date! [ Laughing ] Calm down.

Bringing his ho date! [ Laughing ]

Calm down. That was not even his date.

[ Laughing ] Calm down. That was not even

his date. What are you talking about?

That was not even his date. What are you

talking about? That girl's a dancer at the.

What are you talking about? That

girl's a dancer at the bar downtown.

That girl's a dancer at the bar

downtown. Well, then why did he have to

bar downtown. Well, then why

did he have to go and lie?

Well, then why did he have

to go and lie? I don't know!

Go and lie? I don't know!

Maybe the same reason why you.

I don't know! Maybe the same reason

why you shoved Ulysses all in his face.

Maybe the same reason why you shoved Ulysses all

in his face. You want to make him jealous

Shoved Ulysses all in his face. You

want to make him jealous [ Scoffs ]

You want to make him jealous

[ Scoffs ] What is this?

[ Scoffs ] What is this?

I don't know. Never seen it.

It's the papers for the house. Franklin

must have left it... In my plant?

Franklin must have left it... In

my plant? It's the appraisal.

In my plant? It's the appraisal.

We were supposed to get it done.

It's the appraisal. We were supposed to

get it done before we put the house up for.

We were supposed to get it done

before we put the house up for sale.

Before we put the house up for sale.

Damn.

Sale. Damn. It really is over.

Damn. It really is over.

Hey, I know this is hard, G,

It really is over. Hey, I know this is

hard, G, but, you know, change might be a.

Hey, I know this is hard, G, but, you

know, change might be a good thing.

But, you know, change might be a good

thing. Besides, being single does have

good thing. Besides, being

single does have its perks.

Besides, being single does

have its perks. Hey.

Its perks. Hey. Hey, baby.

Hey. Hey, baby.

Toothbrushes are to the right of.

Hey, baby. Toothbrushes are to the

right of the sink in the drawer right.

Toothbrushes are to the right of the

sink in the drawer right there.

The sink in the drawer right there.

Thanks.

There. Thanks. And

there's coffee in the.

Thanks. And there's

coffee in the kitchen.

And there's coffee in the kitchen.

[ Chuckles ]

Kitchen. [ Chuckles ] Hey.

[ Chuckles ] Hey. Mouthwash?

Hey. Mouthwash?

Next to the toothbrush.

What? It was a busy night. Okay,

I been out of the game too long.

Okay, I been out of the game too long.

The sharks are gonna eat me

too long. The sharks are

gonna eat me alive.

The sharks are gonna eat me alive.

Oh, there, there.

Alive. Oh, there, there. You'll survive.

You know why?

Oh, there, there. You'll survive. You

know why? Because I'll be your captain.

You'll survive. You know why? Because I'll be

your captain. Yeah, and then push-up bras and.

Because I'll be your captain. Yeah, and then

push-up bras and vodka, that could be your chum!

Yeah, and then push-up bras and vodka, that

could be your chum! It's a joke, G! I'm joking!

Vodka, that could be your chum! It's a joke, G!

I'm joking! Look, you do not have to be like.

It's a joke, G! I'm joking! Look,

you do not have to be like me.

Look, you do not have to be like me.

All these years we've been

me. All these years we've been

friends, we're completely.

All these years we've been friends,

we're completely different.

Friends, we're completely different.

All you need to do is what's

different. All you need to

do is what's best for you.

All you need to do is what's best for you.

You know what, you're right.

Best for you. You know what, you're

right. And I've always known that.

You know what, you're right. And I've

always known that Franklin is best for me.

And I've always known that Franklin is best

for me. If I speak to him, maybe we can

Franklin is best for me. If I speak to him,

maybe we can squash this before it goes too.

If I speak to him, maybe we can

squash this before it goes too far.

Squash this before it goes too far.

Yeah, well, you know what,

far. Yeah, well, you

know what, tick-tock.

Yeah, well, you know what, tick-tock.

Christmas is right around the

tick-tock. Christmas is

right around the corner.

Franklin, I just came by to discuss

the terms of the... Oh, what the hell?

Discuss the terms of the... Oh,

what the hell? Baby, no, no!

Oh, what the hell? Baby, no, no!

This is not what it looks like,

Baby, no, no! This is not

what it looks like, okay?

This is not what it looks like, okay?

She lost a contact lens.

Okay? She lost a contact lens.

In your crotch?!

She lost a contact lens.

In your crotch?! [ Scoffs ]

I found it.

We have to really

stop meeting like this.

We have to really stop meeting

like this. [ Laughs ]

Meeting like this. [

Laughs ] [ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ] [ Chuckles ]

You know what, I owe you an.

[ Chuckles ] You know

what, I owe you an apology.

You know what, I owe you an apology.

No. No, no, no, no. No need.

Apology. No. No, no, no, no. No need.

No, you've been nothing but.

No. No, no, no, no. No need. No, you've been

nothing but kind to me, and I was completely.

No, you've been nothing but kind to me, and

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