Miss Me This Christmas Page #12

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I didn't realize you were invited.

Well, it's the holidays.

Invited. Well, it's the holidays.

I didn't see any harm in.

Well, it's the holidays. I didn't

see any harm in celebrating with you.

I didn't see any harm in celebrating with

you. I mean, technically, you are my

celebrating with you. I mean, technically,

you are my wife for another 19 days.

I mean, technically, you are my wife for another

19 days. Well, this won't be our usual

wife for another 19 days. Well, this won't

be our usual Christmas countdown, but...

Well, this won't be our usual Christmas

countdown, but... Yeah, I mean...

Christmas countdown, but...

Yeah, I mean... Mm.

Yeah, I mean... Mm.

Don't, Franklin.

Mm. Don't, Franklin. What?

Don't, Franklin. What?

That look.

What? That look. You

know it's not gonna work.

That look. You know it's not gonna work.

Wait. She bae?

You know it's not gonna work. Wait.

She bae? It might be Christmas, but.

Wait. She bae? It might be Christmas,

but it's not Christmas for you and.

It might be Christmas, but it's

not Christmas for you and me.

It's not Christmas for you and me.

'Cause this is...

me. 'Cause this is...

Uh... Ulysses!

'Cause this is... Uh...

Ulysses! Yeah.

Uh... Ulysses! Yeah.

He and I are spending.

Yeah. He and I are

spending Christmas together.

He and I are spending Christmas

together. Well, pleasure to meet you,

Christmas together. Well,

pleasure to meet you, man.

Well, pleasure to meet you, man.

No, it's not a pleasure to

man. No, it's not a

pleasure to meet him.

No, it's not a pleasure to meet him.

Okay, it's not a pleasure to

meet him. Okay, it's not

a pleasure to meet him?

Okay, it's not a pleasure to meet him?

We're on a different team.

Meet him? We're on a different team.

Okay.

We're on a different team. Okay.

Well, you know what, Regina,

Okay. Well, you know what, Regina,

this right here, is my friend...

Well, you know what, Regina, this right

here, is my friend... Dontrella.

This right here, is my friend...

Dontrella. Don... Really?

Dontrella. Don... Really?

Trella. Dontrella.

Don... Really? Trella.

Dontrella. [ Giggles ]

Trella. Dontrella. [ Giggles

] Don't you touch her hand.

[ Giggles ] Don't you touch her hand.

She reached out to me.

Don't you touch her hand. She

reached out to me. My team.

She reached out to me. My team.

You're right.

My team. You're right.

Great to meet you.

You're right. Great to meet you.

That is a lovely name.

Great to meet you. That is a lovely

name. Thanks, uh, I actually had to.

That is a lovely name. Thanks, uh, I

actually had to change my name because my.

Thanks, uh, I actually had to change my name

because my family's church people and they

change my name because my family's church

people and they don't approve of my career.

Family's church people and they don't

approve of my career. Imagine that.

Don't approve of my career. Imagine

that. Exactly what is your line of.

Imagine that. Exactly what is

your line of work, Dontrella?

Exactly what is your line of work,

Dontrella? Okay, you know what, she...

Work, Dontrella? Okay, you know what,

she... Okay, she can answer for.

Okay, you know what, she... Okay, she can

answer for herself 'cause it's Dontrella's.

Okay, she can answer for herself

'cause it's Dontrella's line of work.

Herself 'cause it's Dontrella's

line of work. Uh, I like you.

Line of work. Uh, I like you.

And I like you, too.

Uh, I like you. And I like you, too.

Uh, I'm a dancer.

And I like you, too. Uh, I'm a

dancer. I just did Slim Sham's new music.

Uh, I'm a dancer. I just did Slim Sham's

new music video, "Santa's Got a Booty."

I just did Slim Sham's new music video,

"Santa's Got a Booty." Have you seen it?

Video, "Santa's Got a Booty." Have

you seen it? No, I haven't.

Have you seen it? No, I haven't.

It's funny, 'cause I love.

No, I haven't. It's funny, 'cause

I love Christmas music, so I can't.

It's funny, 'cause I love

Christmas music, so I can't wait.

Christmas music, so I can't wait.

Hey, hey!

Wait. Hey, hey! Let

me give you a preview.

Hey, hey! Let me give you a preview.

Oh, please, God. No, don't.

Let me give you a preview. Oh, please,

God. No, don't. Santa's got the booty,

Oh, please, God. No, don't. Santa's

got the booty, and the booty right here

Santa's got the booty, and the booty

right here Rock up to his sleigh,

and the booty right here Rock up to his

sleigh, he don't need it right there

Rock up to his sleigh, he don't need

it right there That was classy.

He don't need it right there

That was classy. Thank you.

That was classy. Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. I guess it

was just much easier.

Wow. I guess it was just much easier

for her to change her name than

I guess it was just much easier for her to change

her name than for her entire family to change

for her to change her name than for

her entire family to change theirs.

For her entire family to change theirs.

Okay, well, you know what,

theirs. Okay, well, you know

what, what does Mr. Ulysses do?

Okay, well, you know what, what does Mr.

Ulysses do? Ulysses...

What does Mr. Ulysses do?

Ulysses... He...

Ulysses... He... He's...

He is a person who made.

He... He's... He is a person who

made the thingy that makes the.

He's... He is a person who made the thingy

that makes the computers go faster.

The thingy that makes the computers

go faster. Well, my technology...

Computers go faster. Well, my

technology... Fascinating.

Well, my technology... Fascinating.

Well, listen, my invention.

Fascinating. Well, listen, my

invention paved the way for dual-core,

Well, listen, my invention paved the way

for dual-core, quad-cores, hepta-cores, and

paved the way for dual-core, quad-cores,

hepta-cores, and octa-core processors, fielding

quad-cores, hepta-cores, and octa-core processors,

fielding programmable rays with thousands

octa-core processors, fielding programmable rays

with thousands of effective independent core

programmable rays with thousands of

effective independent core processors.

Of effective independent core processors.

Okay, bro, you're smart.

Processors. Okay, bro, you're smart.

You're really smart. We get it.

Okay, bro, you're smart. You're really smart.

We get it. But this isn't Silicon Valley,

You're really smart. We get it. But this

isn't Silicon Valley, so nobody cares.

But this isn't Silicon Valley, so

nobody cares. Are you sure?

So nobody cares. Are you sure?

'Cause you are standing next to.

Are you sure? 'Cause you are standing

next to the dumbed-down version of.

'Cause you are standing next to the

dumbed-down version of Nicki Minaj.

The dumbed-down version of Nicki Minaj.

[ Gasps ] Thank you.

Nicki Minaj. [ Gasps ] Thank you.

Yeah, to think that's a.

[ Gasps ] Thank you. Yeah, to think

that's a compliment, you sure can pick.

Yeah, to think that's a compliment,

you sure can pick them, Franklin.

Compliment, you sure can pick them,

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