Miss Me This Christmas Page #11

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[ Laughs ] My parents

used to share dessert.

My parents used to share dessert.

I always thought it was so

dessert. I always thought

it was so romantic.

I always thought it was so romantic.

I knew even from a little kid

romantic. I knew even from a little

kid that they loved each other very

I knew even from a little kid that

they loved each other very much.

That they loved each other very much.

Where are they?

Much. Where are they?

Connecticut.

Where are they? Connecticut.

Franklin and I used to spend.

Connecticut. Franklin and I

used to spend Christmas Day there.

Franklin and I used to spend Christmas

Day there. And this year?

Christmas Day there. And this year?

Oh, I don't know what.

And this year? Oh, I don't know

what Christmas is gonna be like.

Oh, I don't know what Christmas

is gonna be like. Looks like alone.

Christmas is gonna be like. Looks

like alone. Who says it has to be?

Looks like alone. Who says it has to be?

[ Door opens ]

Who says it has to be? [ Door

opens ] I'm back, b*tches!

[ Door opens ] I'm back, b*tches!

Turn up!

I'm back, b*tches! Turn up!

Whoa! What are you...

Turn up! Whoa! What

are you... Turn up!

Whoa! What are you... Turn up!

Ms. McDonald ordered pizza,

Turn up! Ms. McDonald ordered

pizza, liquor, and some props.

Ms. McDonald ordered pizza, liquor, and

some props. We about to get lit!

Liquor, and some props. We

about to get lit! Trish...

We about to get lit! Trish...

Litter?

Trish... Litter? Trish.

Litter? Trish. Well,

girl, you didn't want.

Trish. Well, girl, you didn't

want to come to the party, so I.

Well, girl, you didn't want to come to

the party, so I brought the party to you.

To come to the party, so I brought the

party to you. You could have texted.

Brought the party to you. You could

have texted. I'm sorry... Oh!

You could have texted. I'm sorry

Oh! Am I interrupting something?

I'm sorry... Oh! Am I interrupting

something? No. No! Of course not.

Am I interrupting something? No. No! Of

course not. We're just having a talk with.

No. No! Of course not. We're

just having a talk with ice cream.

We're just having a talk

with ice cream. Just...

Ice cream. Just... Well,

no, wait, wait, wait.

Just... Well, no, wait, wait, wait.

It could be something that we.

Well, no, wait, wait, wait. It could

be something that we could revisit later.

It could be something that we could revisit

later. You don't have to say that in

could revisit later. You don't

have to say that in front of her.

You don't have to say that in front

of her. Yo! They keep coming in!

Front of her. Yo! They keep coming in!

This party about to be lit!

Yo! They keep coming in! This

party about to be lit! Okay!

This party about to be lit! Okay!

How many people did you.

Okay! How many

people did you invite?

How many people did you invite?

The whole damn club.

Invite? The whole damn club.

Girl, we goin' OT... overtime.

The whole damn club. Girl, we goin'

OT... overtime. Overtime! Overtime!

Girl, we goin' OT... overtime. Overtime!

Overtime! Okay, I need some air.

Overtime! Overtime! Okay, I need some

air. Well, we can go to my place.

Okay, I need some air. Well, we

can go to my place. I have a balcony.

Well, we can go to my place.

I have a balcony. Thank you.

I have a balcony. Thank you.

All right.

Thank you. All right.

Swerve. No, you don't.

All right. Swerve. No, you don't.

Where you going?

Swerve. No, you don't. Where you going?

To get air.

Where you going? To get air.

Mnh-mnh. Give me a dance.

To get air. Mnh-mnh. Give me a dance.

One dance. Back it up. One time.

Mnh-mnh. Give me a dance. One dance. Back it

up. One time. You know she's not gonna.

One dance. Back it up. One time.

You know she's not gonna quit, right?

You know she's not gonna quit, right?

If you can't beat 'em, join

quit, right? If you

can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Come on.

'Em. Come on. It's

about to get lit

Come on. It's about

to get lit Whoa

It's about to get lit

Whoa Hey, yeah

Whoa Hey, yeah

Hey, yeah

Hold on, man.

Hold on, man.

What's the password?

Hold on, man. What's the password?

All right, now you're speaking.

What's the password? All right, now

you're speaking my language. [ Laughs ]

All right, now you're speaking my language.

[ Laughs ] Have a good time. Here you go.

My language. [ Laughs ] Have a good time.

Here you go. Christmas lights in my mama's

Have a good time. Here you go.

Christmas lights in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's

house Christmas lights

in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's

house Christmas lights

in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's

house Christmas lights

in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my

mama's house Yeah

Christmas lights

in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's

house Christmas lights

in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's

house Christmas lights

in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's house

Christmas lights in my mama's

house Christmas lights

in my mama's house

Christmas lights in

my mama's house

I saw you checking for me.

Uh, who are you? I'm for you.

Uh, who are you? I'm for you.

I floss every day, but I am not.

I'm for you. I floss every

day, but I am not a dentist!

I floss every day, but I am

not a dentist! [ Laughs ]

A dentist! [ Laughs

] Okay, listen.

[ Laughs ] Okay, listen.

Dontrella.

Okay, listen. Dontrella.

Okay, Don... Wait, really?

Dontrella. Okay, Don... Wait, really?

Trella. Dontrella, baby.

Okay, Don... Wait, really? Trella.

Dontrella, baby. Okay, you...

Trella. Dontrella, baby. Okay, you

You are an absolutely beautiful.

Okay, you... You are an

absolutely beautiful woman, you are.

You are an absolutely beautiful woman,

you are. I woke up like this, baby.

Woman, you are. I woke up

like this, baby. [ Laughs ]

I woke up like this, baby. [

Laughs ] You want to make a Snapchat,

[ Laughs ] You want to

make a Snapchat, or nah?

You want to make a Snapchat, or nah?

I'ma say nah.

Or nah? I'ma say nah.

Okay. Um...

I'ma say nah. Okay. Um...

Well, uh, how about this?

[ Giggles ] All I need is 10 minutes,

'cause I am really feelin' this.

All I need is 10 minutes, 'cause I am really

feelin' this. Okay, you know what, I might

I am really feelin' this. Okay, you know

what, I might need to rethink that Snap, but.

Okay, you know what, I might need to rethink

that Snap, but just... I need you to stand

need to rethink that Snap, but just... I

need you to stand right here and be still.

Just... I need you to stand

right here and be still. Oh.

Right here and be still. Oh.

Well, hi, Franklin.

Oh. Well, hi, Franklin.

I didn't realize you were.

Well, hi, Franklin. I didn't

realize you were invited.

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