Miss Me This Christmas Page #4

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single thing about that is just ridiculous.

Everything single thing about that is just

ridiculous. Everything is about that is

that is just ridiculous. Everything is about

that is wrong because you have something.

Everything is about that is wrong

because you have something to hide!

Wrong because you have something to hide!

I got nothing to hide except

to hide! I got nothing to hide

except for the fact that my wife is.

I got nothing to hide except for the

fact that my wife is low-key crazy.

For the fact that my wife is low-key crazy.

You cheated on me!

Low-key crazy. You cheated on me!

How am I low-key crazy?

You cheated on me! How am I low-key

crazy? If I'm low-key crazy, you can.

How am I low-key crazy? If I'm low-key

crazy, you can add high-key hostile to that.

If I'm low-key crazy, you can add

high-key hostile to that list!

Add high-key hostile to that list!

Oh, my God! I...

List! Oh, my God! I... Huh?

Oh, my God! I... Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? God!

Huh? God! Are you done?

God! Are you done?

Now I am done!

Are you done? Now I am done!

[ Panting ]

Now I am done! [ Panting

] This is not working.

[ Panting ] This is not working.

I don't do this.

This is not working. I don't do this.

I don't come here and I don't do

I don't do this. I don't come here and

I don't do this, and this is not...

I don't come here and I don't do this, and

this is not... This is not who I am...

this, and this is not... This

is not who I am... And...

This is not who I am... And... And

I'm... I'm like this because.

And... And I'm... I'm like this

because I don't trust you.

And I'm... I'm like this because I don't

trust you. Franklin, I don't trust you.

I don't trust you. Franklin, I don't

trust you. Hold on. Wait, Regina!

Franklin, I don't trust you. Hold on.

Wait, Regina! You don't...

Hold on. Wait, Regina! You don't

Wait, what do you mean, you.

You don't... Wait, what do you

mean, you don't trust me?

Wait, what do you mean, you don't trust me?

I mean, I know things have been

don't trust me? I mean, I know things

have been shaky between us a little bit

I mean, I know things have been shaky

between us a little bit lately, but...

shaky between us a little bit lately,

but... There is something real with you

lately, but... There is something

real with you and me, all right?

There is something real with you and me,

all right? You know that, I know that.

And me, all right? You know that,

I know that. This is nothing.

You know that, I know that. This is

nothing. Without trust, this is nothing.

This is nothing. Without trust,

this is nothing. So it's over.

Without trust, this is nothing. So

it's over. And I want a divorce.

So it's over. And I want a divorce.

Goodbye, Franklin.

You know how something

happens, and you're there to

You know how something happens, and you're

there to feel it, but you're powerless to

happens, and you're there to feel it, but

you're powerless to do anything about it?

Feel it, but you're powerless to do anything

about it? Something's broken, and no one

do anything about it? Something's broken,

and no one knows if it's even fixable, and.

Something's broken, and no one knows if it's even

fixable, and neither party is willing to take

knows if it's even fixable, and neither

party is willing to take that first step.

Neither party is willing to take that

first step. All parties consented to the

that first step. All parties consented

to the terms of divorce and dissolution.

All parties consented to the terms of divorce and

dissolution of assets discussed therein, and

terms of divorce and dissolution of assets discussed

therein, and so the divorce was granted and

of assets discussed therein, and so the divorce

was granted and would be finalized in 30 days.

So the divorce was granted and would be

finalized in 30 days. That's Christmas Day.

Would be finalized in 30 days. That's

Christmas Day. We got married on Christmas.

That's Christmas Day. We got married

on Christmas. I can't believe it.

We got married on Christmas.

I can't believe it. Excuse me.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Hello? Yo, G, I'm here!

G, where you at? Regina?

[ Glass shatters ]

Hey, G... Regina Kimberly

Cartwright Young!

Regina Kimberly Cartwright Young!

Present.

Young! Present. Girl.

Present. Girl. This

is extra, even for you.

Girl. This is extra, even for you.

There's no Christmas.

This is extra, even for you. There's

no Christmas. There's just a divorce.

There's no Christmas. There's just a

divorce. Oh, for the love of all.

There's just a divorce. Oh, for

the love of all things Drake!

Oh, for the love of all things Drake!

[ Laughs ]

Things Drake! [ Laughs ]

"For the love of all things.

[ Laughs ] "For the

love of all things Drake!"

"For the love of all things

Drake!" I'm over it, I'm over it.

"Drake!" I'm over it, I'm over it.

I can't. I can't. [ Laughs ]

[ Belches ] No glasses, just bottles.

It's a good one, too.

No glasses, just bottles. It's a good

one, too. I started opening boxes with.

It's a good one, too. I started opening

boxes with Christmas lights, decorations,

I started opening boxes with Christmas lights,

decorations, tinsel, trees 'cause me and

Christmas lights, decorations, tinsel, trees

'cause me and Franklin, we used to do it

tinsel, trees 'cause me and Franklin,

we used to do it together.

Franklin, we used to do it together.

We did it together for like

together. We did it

together for like 6 years.

We did it together for like 6 years.

So since he's gone, I'm just

6 years. So since he's gone, I'm

just gonna... I'm gonna kill.

So since he's gone, I'm just gonna

I'm gonna kill Christmas.

Gonna... I'm gonna kill Christmas.

[ Sobbing ]

Christmas. [ Sobbing ] Okay.

No, no, no, no.

[ Sobbing ] Okay. No, no, no, no.

[ Laughs ]

Okay. No, no, no, no. [ Laughs

] That's enough. That's...

[ Laughs ] That's enough.

That's... That's enough of this.

That's enough. That's... That's

enough of this. Give me that.

That's enough of this. Give me that.

[ Sighs ]

Give me that. [ Sighs ]

Okay, you know what, um...

[ Sighs ] Okay, you know what, um...

I think you should come stay.

Okay, you know what, um... I

think you should come stay with me.

I think you should come stay with me.

At the Chesterton?

With me. At the Chesterton?

Yeah! You love it there.

At the Chesterton? Yeah! You love

it there. Don't you remember performing.

Yeah! You love it there. Don't

you remember performing there, hmm?

Don't you remember performing there, hmm?

It's all dolled up now.

There, hmm? It's all dolled up now.

It's gorgeous.

It's all dolled up now. It's gorgeous.

Absolutely gorgeous.

It's gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous.

Christmastime.

Absolutely gorgeous. Christmastime.

There's a tree and ornaments and.

Christmastime. There's a tree and

ornaments and carolers, and...

There's a tree and ornaments and carolers,

and... And, I mean, no one hates

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