Miss Me This Christmas Page #5

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carolers, and... And, I mean, no one

hates Christmas at the Chesterton.

And, I mean, no one hates Christmas at the

Chesterton. It'll help you keep your mind

Christmas at the Chesterton. It'll

help you keep your mind off of things.

It'll help you keep your mind off

of things. I can't! I'm busy!

Off of things. I can't! I'm busy!

You know, I can't just hang out.

I can't! I'm busy! You know, I can't

just hang out at the holidays, Trish.

You know, I can't just hang out at the

holidays, Trish. I have work to do.

At the holidays, Trish. I have work to do.

Yeah, baby, I highly doubt

I have work to do. Yeah, baby, I

highly doubt we're getting any work done.

Yeah, baby, I highly doubt

we're getting any work done here.

We're getting any work done here.

It's not happening.

Here. It's not happening.

[ Imitates buzzer ] Wrong!

It's not happening. [ Imitates buzzer

] Wrong! I got a lot of stuff done.

[ Imitates buzzer ] Wrong! I

got a lot of stuff done. Okay.

I got a lot of stuff done. Okay.

I've been working all damn.

Okay. I've been

working all damn day.

I've been working all damn day.

Take a look.

Oh, no, no, no, no. This will never do.

Unh-unh! Unh-unh! Come on.

This will never do. Unh-unh! Unh-unh!

Come on. No, no, no. Go pack your bags.

Unh-unh! Unh-unh! Come on. No, no, no. Go

pack your bags. You're coming with me.

No, no, no. Go pack your bags. You're

coming with me. Pack a bag. Let's go. Go!

You're coming with me. Pack a bag.

Let's go. Go! [ Coughs ]

Pack a bag. Let's go. Go!

[ Coughs ] Go!

We got to sober you up. And I'm gonna go ahead

and call my old therapist and see if she.

And I'm gonna go ahead and call my old

therapist and see if she can squeeze you in.

My old therapist and see if

she can squeeze you in. Mm.

[ Sighs ] Holly, can you get in here?

I got to sign these contracts.

Holly, can you get in here? I got to

sign these contracts. I need your help.

I got to sign these contracts. I need

your help. I can't find my glasses.

I need your help. I can't find my glasses.

Uh, Franklin?

I can't find my glasses. Uh, Franklin?

Check your head.

Uh, Franklin? Check your head.

There you go. Anything else?

Check your head. There you go.

Anything else? Yeah, I'm starving.

There you go. Anything else? Yeah,

I'm starving. Where's my lunch?

Yeah, I'm starving. Where's my lunch?

I wasn't aware that you had.

Where's my lunch? I wasn't

aware that you had ordered lunch.

I wasn't aware that you had ordered

lunch. Holly, you usually take care

ordered lunch. Holly, you usually take

care of that on Thursdays, all right?

Holly, you usually take care of that

on Thursdays, all right? I don't...

Of that on Thursdays, all right? I

don't... Uh, Franklin, it's Friday.

I don't... Uh, Franklin, it's Friday.

Well, why isn't it Thursday?

Uh, Franklin, it's Friday. Well, why isn't

it Thursday? Well, Thursday already got.

Well, why isn't it Thursday? Well,

Thursday already got its shot this week, huh?

Well, Thursday already got its shot this

week, huh? You know, if you want, I can run

its shot this week, huh? You know, if you want,

I can run next door and I can grab some of.

You know, if you want, I can run next door and I

can grab some of that Thai food that you really

next door and I can grab some of

that Thai food that you really like.

That Thai food that you really like.

I'm good, I'm good.

Like. I'm good, I'm good.

[ Laughs ] It's...

I'm good, I'm good. [ Laughs ] It's

Holly, I'm sorry. I really am.

[ Laughs ] It's... Holly, I'm sorry.

I really am. [ Giggles ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Ringing ] Hello, you've

reached Regina Cartwright Young.

Hello, you've reached Regina Cartwright

Young. Please leave a message for me.

Regina Cartwright Young. Please leave a message

for me after the tone and I'll call...

Please leave a message for me after the

tone and I'll call... [ Cellphone beeps ]

After the tone and I'll call... [

Cellphone beeps ] [ Intercom beeps ]

[ Cellphone beeps ] [ Intercom beeps

] Franklin, your 2:00 is here.

[ Intercom beeps ] Franklin, your 2:00

is here. I don't think you're gonna like.

Franklin, your 2:00 is here. I don't

think you're gonna like this one.

I don't think you're gonna like this one.

No, no, no. Holly, it's okay.

This one. No, no, no. Holly, it's okay.

It's all good. Just, uh...

No, no, no. Holly, it's okay. It's all good.

Just, uh... Just go ahead and send him in.

It's all good. Just, uh... Just go

ahead and send him in. Okay.

Just go ahead and send him in. Okay.

[ Clears throat ]

Hi, Frankie. Alex,

what are you doing here?

Alex, what are you doing here?

I got a meeting with

here? I got a meeting with

Troy Weathersby, I...

I got a meeting with Troy Weathersby,

I... Troy's not coming. I am.

Troy Weathersby, I... Troy's not coming.

I am. I don't understand.

Troy's not coming. I am. I don't

understand. Come on, Frankie.

I don't understand. Come on, Frankie.

You know if I had booked this.

Come on, Frankie. You know if I had

booked this meeting alone, just the two of.

You know if I had booked this meeting alone,

just the two of us, you wouldn't have taken it.

Meeting alone, just the two of us, you wouldn't

have taken it. Okay, so, what do you need

us, you wouldn't have taken it.

Okay, so, what do you need from me?

Alex, I'm still married. Not for

long. I want to be the present you.

Not for long. I want to be the

present you can't wait to open up on

I want to be the present you can't

wait to open up on Christmas.

Can't wait to open up on Christmas.

You can open me anytime.

Christmas. You can open me anytime.

I won't tell.

You can open me anytime. I won't tell.

[ Laughs ]

I'm Thomas. Welcome

to the Chesterton.

I'm Thomas. Welcome to the Chesterton.

Thank you.

Welcome to the Chesterton. Thank you.

Needs much more gold.

Thank you. Needs much more gold.

Well, then you shall have it,

Needs much more gold. Well,

then you shall have it, my dear.

Well, then you shall have it, my dear.

Anything you need.

My dear. Anything you need. Oh, Mr.

James, my favorite.

Anything you need. Oh, Mr.

James, my favorite client!

Oh, Mr. James, my favorite client!

How are you?

Client! How are you?

This is gonna be your most.

How are you? This is gonna be

your most beautiful Christmas yet.

This is gonna be your most beautiful Christmas

yet. Now, you say that every year.

Beautiful Christmas yet. Now, you say that

every year. Well, it's true every year.

Now, you say that every year. Well,

it's true every year. You have the gift.

Well, it's true every year. You have

the gift. [ Laughing ] Thank you.

You have the gift. [ Laughing ]

Thank you. Beautiful, as always.

[ Laughing ] Thank you. Beautiful,

as always. Well, thank you!

Beautiful, as always. Well,

thank you! Oh, hey! J.J.!

Well, thank you! Oh, hey!

J.J.! Regina! My songbird.

Oh, hey! J.J.! Regina! My songbird.

Hi! Mwah. Oh!

Regina! My songbird. Hi!

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