Miss Me This Christmas Page #6

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Mwah. Oh! Welcome.

Hi! Mwah. Oh! Welcome.

Thank you.

Welcome. Thank you.

It looks like I'm gonna be.

Thank you. It looks like I'm gonna

be spending the holidays here at.

It looks like I'm gonna be spending

the holidays here at the Chesterton.

Spending the holidays here at the

Chesterton. Yes, we've been expecting

the Chesterton. Yes,

we've been expecting you.

Yes, we've been expecting you.

[ Chuckles ]

You. [ Chuckles ] This lobby...

[ Chuckles ] This lobby

Every year, it just...

This lobby... Every year, it

just... It just lifts my spirits.

Every year, it just... It just

lifts my spirits. Ready, Kev?

It just lifts my spirits. Ready, Kev?

Ready!

Ready, Kev? Ready!

Okay, good. Here.

Ready! Okay, good. Here.

Take these and take them all.

Okay, good. Here. Take these

and take them all around.

Take these and take them all around.

And weave. And weave. Yes!

Around. And weave. And weave. Yes!

Do you remember your run.

And weave. And weave. Yes!

Do you remember your run here?

Do you remember your run here?

Sold out every night.

Here? Sold out every night.

Glorious voice.

Sold out every night. Glorious voice.

You know I left that behind.

Glorious voice. You know I

left that behind years ago.

You know I left that behind years ago.

Well, a spot's still open for

years ago. Well, a

spot's still open for you.

Well, a spot's still open for you.

And you better grab it quick

you. And you better grab it quick

while I'm still running things.

And you better grab it quick while

I'm still running things here.

While I'm still running things here.

What are you talking about?

Here. What are you talking about?

You've been at the Chesterton.

What are you talking about? You've been

at the Chesterton for, what, 40 years.

You've been at the Chesterton for, what,

40 years. You're not going anywhere.

For, what, 40 years. You're not going

anywhere. Mm, no, no, no. Not just yet.

You're not going anywhere. Mm, no, no, no.

Not just yet. But I'm not getting any younger.

Mm, no, no, no. Not just yet. But I'm not getting

any younger. Well, it's not the Chesterton.

But I'm not getting any younger. Well,

it's not the Chesterton without J.J. James.

Well, it's not the Chesterton without

J.J. James. [ Chuckles ] Mm.

Without J.J. James. [ Chuckles ] Mm.

Always a charmer.

[ Chuckles ] Mm. Always a charmer.

Now, you make sure we grab a.

Always a charmer. Now, you make sure we

grab a drink before I leave, all right?

Now, you make sure we grab a drink

before I leave, all right? [ Gasps ]

Drink before I leave, all right?

[ Gasps ] [ Screams ]

Oh! [ Gasps, sighs ] I am so sorry.

Are you okay?

[ Gasps, sighs ] I am so sorry. Are

you okay? And just like that, it's.

I am so sorry. Are you okay?

And just like that, it's Christmas.

Yes. [ Sighs ] Oh, my God.

[ Sighs ] Oh, my God.

[ Clicks teeth, sighs ]

Oh, my God. [ Clicks teeth, sighs ]

Would you like to go ahead of.

[ Clicks teeth, sighs ] Would

you like to go ahead of me?

Would you like to go ahead of me?

Yes, actually, I'm on a

me? Yes, actually, I'm

on a really tight schedule.

Yes, actually, I'm on a really

tight schedule. [ Scoffs ] Okay.

Really tight schedule. [ Scoffs ] Okay.

Doesn't this place just give you.

[ Scoffs ] Okay. Doesn't

this place just give you life?

Doesn't this place just give you life?

[ Scoffs ] More like it needs

life? [ Scoffs ] More

like it needs to get a life.

[ Scoffs ] More like it needs

to get a life. [ Laughs ]

To get a life. [ Laughs

] Well, Christmas...

[ Laughs ] Well, Christmas

I love Christmas.

Well, Christmas... I love Christmas.

I thought I was over it this

I love Christmas. I thought I was over

it this year... bad breakup... but this

I thought I was over it this year... bad

breakup... but this place just always...

Year... bad breakup... but this place just

always... Let me just stop you right

place just always... Let

me just stop you right there.

Let me just stop you right there.

Listen, I don't do small talk

there. Listen, I don't do

small talk with strangers.

Listen, I don't do small talk with

strangers. I don't do close-proximity

with strangers. I don't do close-proximity

chitchat, and I definitely don't

I don't do close-proximity chitchat,

and I definitely don't do Christmas.

Chitchat, and I definitely don't do

Christmas. Well, I don't do b*tches.

So you're chilling with your homegirl for

the holidays? Y'all been A1 since Day 1.

Homegirl for the holidays? Y'all been

A1 since Day 1. Something like that.

Y'all been A1 since Day 1. Something

like that. We were roommates in college.

Something like that. We were roommates in

college. [ Sighs ] I didn't make it to.

We were roommates in college. [

Sighs ] I didn't make it to college.

[ Sighs ] I didn't make it to college.

You know what, this job right

college. You know what, this job

right here, this is the start of.

You know what, this job right here, this

is the start of something good in my life.

Here, this is the start of something good

in my life. Money's not flush, but it got

something good in my life. Money's not

flush, but it got grow potential.

Money's not flush, but it got grow

potential. Well, money's not everything,

grow potential. Well, money's

not everything, Thomas.

Well, money's not everything, Thomas.

[ Scoffs, laughs ]

Thomas. [ Scoffs,

laughs ] What?

[ Scoffs, laughs ] What?

That's something only a rich.

What? That's something

only a rich person would say.

That's something only a rich person

would say. I never heard that in my hood.

Person would say. I never heard that in

my hood. Unless it's somebody poorer

I never heard that in my hood. Unless it's

somebody poorer trying to convince somebody else.

Unless it's somebody poorer trying to convince

somebody else poorer not to be sad about being

trying to convince somebody else

poorer not to be sad about being poor!

Poorer not to be sad about being poor!

I started this job last week,

poor! I started this job last

week, and I know Ms. McDonald.

I started this job last week, and I

know Ms. McDonald. She got cake!

And I know Ms. McDonald.

She got cake! Mm.

She got cake! Mm.

Look, you know somebody.

Mm. Look, you know somebody

cashing out when they don't got.

Look, you know somebody cashing out

when they don't got to drive nowhere.

Cashing out when they don't got to drive

nowhere. All she got to do is just raise

to drive nowhere. All she got to do is just

raise her hand and wave it and then...

All she got to do is just raise her hand and wave

it and then... Pow! A black limo pops out of

her hand and wave it and then... Pow!

A black limo pops out of nowhere!

Pow! A black limo

pops out of nowhere!

Nowhere! [ Door closes ]

[ Door closes ] You

can just put the bags

[ Door closes ] You can just

put the bags over there, Thomas.

You can just put the bags over

there, Thomas. Whoa! What?

Over there, Thomas. Whoa!

What? Thomas?

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