Miss Me This Christmas Page #7

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Whoa! What? Thomas?

[ Laughing ] Yo!

Thomas? [ Laughing ] Yo!

This is my first time ever being.

[ Laughing ] Yo! This is my

first time ever being in here!

This is my first time ever being in here!

I think I want to die in here.

In here! I think I want to die in here.

This is nice!

I think I want to die in here.

This is nice! What does she do?

This is nice! What does she do?

Did she create Black Twitter?

What does she do? Did she create Black

Twitter? Actually, her dad invented.

Did she create Black Twitter? Actually,

her dad invented Rocker Bottom shoes.

Actually, her dad invented

Rocker Bottom shoes. No way!

Rocker Bottom shoes. No way!

Those shoes are mad dope.

No way! Those shoes are mad dope.

I got to meet him!

Those shoes are mad dope. I got

to meet him! Well, he passed.

I got to meet him! Well, he passed.

Trish runs everything now.

Well, he passed. Trish

runs everything now. Oh.

Trish runs everything now. Oh.

Man, I bet she'd give it all up.

Oh. Man, I bet she'd give it all

up to have her dad back again.

Man, I bet she'd give it all up to have her dad

back again. Well, I bet she would, too,

to have her dad back again. Well,

I bet she would, too, Thomas.

Well, I bet she would, too, Thomas.

My dad's still breathing.

Thomas. My dad's still breathing.

When he kicks, he ain't leaving.

My dad's still breathing. When he kicks, he

ain't leaving me nothing... maybe some of his.

When he kicks, he ain't leaving me nothing... maybe

some of his debt and a couple of his kids to

me nothing... maybe some of his debt

and a couple of his kids to feed.

Debt and a couple of his kids to feed.

All righty, then.

Feed. All righty, then. Uh,

well, it was nice to meet.

All righty, then. Uh, well, it was nice

to meet you, and I really appreciate.

Uh, well, it was nice to meet you,

and I really appreciate your help.

You, and I really appreciate your help.

Yeah, just call down to the

your help. Yeah, just call down to

the Bell Desk anytime, ask for me,

Yeah, just call down to the Bell

Desk anytime, ask for me, Thomas.

Bell Desk anytime, ask for me, Thomas.

Okay. Will do.

Thomas. Okay. Will do.

Oh! Wait.

Okay. Will do. Oh! Wait. Thomas!

Oh! Wait. Thomas! [ Door opens ]

Thomas! [ Door opens ] Thomas!

[ Door opens ] Thomas! Oh!

Thomas! Oh! Hey, uh,

you must be Regina.

Oh! Hey, uh, you must be Regina.

I am, and you are...

Hey, uh, you must be Regina. I am, and

you are... Uh, it's a pleasure...

I am, and you are... Uh, it's a

pleasure... A pleasure to meet you.

Uh, it's a pleasure... A pleasure

to meet you. I meant your name.

A pleasure to meet you. I meant

your name. Oh, of course...

I meant your name. Oh, of

course... Of course you did.

Oh, of course... Of course you did.

Um, my apologies.

Of course you did. Um, my apologies.

For kissing your hand.

Um, my apologies. For

kissing your hand. Uh...

For kissing your hand. Uh...

Although it was, uh, magical.

Uh... Although it

was, uh, magical on my end.

Although it was, uh, magical on my end.

You are charming.

On my end. You are charming.

[ Laughs ] Ulysses.

You are charming. [ Laughs ] Ulysses.

Ulysses Danbert.

[ Laughs ] Ulysses. Ulysses Danbert.

Great to meet you.

Ulysses Danbert. Great to meet you.

Oh, well, look...

Great to meet you. Oh, well,

look... Trish said you were coming by.

Oh, well, look... Trish

said you were coming by today.

Trish said you were coming by today.

But she failed to mention how

today. But she failed to

mention how beautiful you are.

But she failed to mention how beautiful

you are. Well, that's very sweet,

beautiful you are. Well, that's

very sweet, Ulysses, thank you.

Well, that's very sweet, Ulysses,

thank you. I... I needed to hear that.

Ulysses, thank you. I... I

needed to hear that today.

I... I needed to hear that today.

Well, look, um... [ Laughs ]

Today. Well, look, um...

[ Laughs ] I...

Well, look, um... [ Laughs ] I...

I live a door away... actually.

I... I live a door away... actually

7 1/2 steps and a door away.

I live a door away... actually 7 1/2

steps and a door away. Okay.

7 1/2 steps and a door away. Okay.

So if you ever need anything,

Okay. So if you ever need

anything, don't hesitate...

So if you ever need anything, don't

hesitate... Matter of fact, let me give you

don't hesitate... Matter of fact,

let me give you one of these.

Matter of fact, let me give you one

of these. It's a little bent, but...

one of these. It's a little bent, but...

It'd be my pleasure.

It's a little bent, but... It'd be

my pleasure to come when you call.

It'd be my pleasure to come when you call.

Thank you.

To come when you call. Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you. Okay. You

can... You can text, too.

Okay. You can... You can text, too.

Pleasure to come when you call?

You can... You can text, too. Pleasure

to come when you call? What? Really?

[ Sighs ]

"Back soon. Make yourself at home.

Don't smash my stuff!"

"Make yourself at home. Don't smash

my stuff! Hid the hammer. Smooches."

"Don't smash my stuff! Hid the hammer.

Smooches." Trish...

[ Door opens ] All righty, G.

What is all this?

All righty, G. What is all this?

Oh, just a little pick-me-up.

What is all this? Oh, just a little

pick-me-up and pick-you-up that I picked up.

Oh, just a little pick-me-up and pick-you-up

that I picked up while I was out.

And pick-you-up that I picked

up while I was out. Okay...

while I was out. Okay...

Christmas comin' early for.

Okay... Christmas comin'

early for the penthouse peeps.

Christmas comin' early for the penthouse

peeps. For the rest of us, we got to

the penthouse peeps. For the rest of us,

we got to wait till the toys get marked.

For the rest of us, we got to wait

till the toys get marked down.

Wait till the toys get marked down.

Twice.

Down. Twice. No, you don't.

Twice. No, you don't.

Christmas is here for everyone,

No, you don't. Christmas is here

for everyone, Thomas, especially you.

Christmas is here for everyone,

Thomas, especially you. No way.

Thomas, especially you. No way.

10 1/2, right?

No way. 10 1/2, right?

How did you know?

10 1/2, right? How did you know?

It's my business.

How did you know? It's my business.

Oh, my gosh.

It's my business. Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much, Ms. McDonald.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much, Ms.

McDonald. I'm gonna actually wear these.

Thank you so much, Ms. McDonald. I'm

gonna actually wear these home.

I'm gonna actually wear these home.

Wait, reverse it.

Home. Wait, reverse it. I'm

gonna wait till I get home.

Wait, reverse it. I'm gonna wait till I

get home because a boy can get jacked for

I'm gonna wait till I get home because a boy

can get jacked for some Rocker Bottoms.

Because a boy can get jacked for some Rocker

Bottoms. [ Laughs ] On that thought...

some Rocker Bottoms. [ Laughs ] On

that thought... Well, just in case...

[ Laughs ] On that thought...

Well, just in case... [ Laughs ]

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