Miss Me This Christmas Page #8

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Well, just in case... [

Laughs ] The blue ones, too.

[ Laughs ] The blue ones, too.

Thank you so much!

The blue ones, too. Thank you so much!

You're welcome, sweetheart.

Thank you so much! You're

welcome, sweetheart. Gosh!

You're welcome, sweetheart. Gosh!

Girl, I cannot believe you.

Gosh! Girl, I cannot believe you

are still giving out sneakers as.

Girl, I cannot believe you are

still giving out sneakers as tips.

Are still giving out sneakers as tips.

Oh, no, no, no.

Tips. Oh, no, no, no.

Those retail at $150.

Oh, no, no, no. Those retail at $150.

That's called advertisement.

Those retail at $150. That's called

advertisement. Okay? Webuyblack

That's called advertisement. Okay?

Webuyblack Well, I must say, sweetheart, I

Okay? Webuyblack Well, I must say,

sweetheart, I am so happy you're here.

Well, I must say, sweetheart, I am so happy

you're here. Thank you for rescuing me.

Am so happy you're here. Thank

you for rescuing me. Oh!

Thank you for rescuing me. Oh!

Now, you do know I could have.

Oh! Now, you do know I could

have sold tickets to that show,

Now, you do know I could have sold

tickets to that show, though, right?

Sold tickets to that show, though, right?

[ Sighs ] I know.

Though, right? [ Sighs ] I know.

I was acting crazy.

[ Sighs ] I know. I was acting crazy.

I probably would have done the

I was acting crazy. I probably

would have done the same thing.

I probably would have done the same thing.

Hold on, what, sold tickets?

Same thing. Hold on,

what, sold tickets? No!

Hold on, what, sold tickets?

No! Oh, no, no, no, no.

No! Oh, no, no, no, no.

If I go full-out Hip-Hop Wives,

Oh, no, no, no, no. If I go

full-out Hip-Hop Wives, then you can.

If I go full-out Hip-Hop Wives, then

you can. Just make sure that you give

then you can. Just make sure that

you give half of it to my Ugandan.

Just make sure that you give half

of it to my Ugandan charity.

Half of it to my Ugandan charity.

That way, when you spill the

charity. That way, when you spill the

tea, it could be in the name of.

That way, when you spill the tea, it could

be in the name of insanity and philanthropy.

Tea, it could be in the name of

insanity and philanthropy. Mm-hmm.

Insanity and philanthropy. Mm-hmm.

And, uh, sweetie, just so you.

Mm-hmm. And, uh, sweetie, just so you

know, you're not the only person.

And, uh, sweetie, just so you know, you're

not the only person with man problems.

Know, you're not the only

person with man problems. No!

With man problems. No! Today

Oh, my God... they were.

No! Today... Oh, my God... they

were throwing themselves at me.

Today... Oh, my God... they were throwing

themselves at me. Couldn't decide. I didn't know.

Throwing themselves at me. Couldn't decide.

I didn't know. Valentino, Versace...

Couldn't decide. I didn't know. Valentino,

Versace... Decisions, decisions.

Valentino, Versace... Decisions, decisions.

Oh, Trish.

Decisions, decisions. Oh, Trish.

Those are gorgeous.

Oh, Trish. Those are gorgeous.

Yep, that's yours, and guess.

Those are gorgeous. Yep,

that's yours, and guess what?

Yep, that's yours, and guess what?

We're going out.

What? We're going out. No.

We're going out. No.

That's right.

No. That's right. Christmas party.

Let's go!

That's right. Christmas party.

Let's go! No! I'm not ready.

Christmas party. Let's go! No!

I'm not ready. Why?

No! I'm not ready. Why?

Girl, I'm not asking you to dive.

Why? Girl, I'm not asking

you to dive all the way in.

Girl, I'm not asking you to dive all the

way in. Just, you know, stick a toe in.

All the way in. Just, you know, stick a

toe in. Just stick a toe in. Exactly!

Just, you know, stick a toe in. Just

stick a toe in. Exactly! [ Laughs ]

Damn, I look good. Oh, everyone

looks good in couture, baby.

Oh, everyone looks good

in couture, baby. Everyone.

Couture, baby. Everyone. I

don't think I can do this.

Everyone. I don't think I can do this.

What? Come on, G!

I don't think I can do this. What?

Come on, G! Christmastime in the city is.

What? Come on, G! Christmastime in

the city is made for drunken mistakes.

Christmastime in the city is made for drunken

mistakes. But I'm not all the way

made for drunken mistakes.

But I'm not all the way single!

But I'm not all the way single!

Swerve. Don't waste that.

Single! Swerve. Don't waste that.

Hold up. Let me check it out.

Swerve. Don't waste that. Hold up. Let

me check it out. Checking. Mm-hmm. Hit it.

Hold up. Let me check it out. Checking.

Mm-hmm. Hit it. Uh-huh!

Checking. Mm-hmm. Hit it.

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Uh-huh! Uh-huh! I'm sorry.

House rules.

Uh-huh! I'm sorry. House rules.

We're hot, we're out.

I'm sorry. House rules. We're hot, we're

out. Girl, do not go Scrooge on me,

We're hot, we're out. Girl, do

not go Scrooge on me, please!

Girl, do not go Scrooge on me, please!

We need some Christmas cheer!

Please! We need some Christmas cheer!

At least some holiday.

We need some Christmas cheer! At least

some holiday somethin'-somethin'.

At least some holiday somethin'-somethin'.

You are so nasty.

Somethin'-somethin'. You are so nasty.

Franklin is...

You are so nasty.

Franklin is... Unh!

Franklin is... Unh! Don't

say that name. Come here.

Sit. Now, sweetheart, do you think

that Franklin is at home sulking.

Now, sweetheart, do you think that

Franklin is at home sulking over you, hmm?

That Franklin is at home sulking over

you, hmm? Let me think. No, I don't.

Over you, hmm? Let me think. No, I don't.

Actually, I highly doubt it.

Let me think. No, I don't. Actually, I highly

doubt it. Well, I'm just not feeling.

Actually, I highly doubt it.

Well, I'm just not feeling tonight.

Well, I'm just not feeling tonight.

I'll probably be a drag anyway.

Tonight. I'll probably be a drag anyway.

Nobody wants to see me face-down

I'll probably be a drag anyway. Nobody wants to

see me face-down at the bar, snotting and crying.

Nobody wants to see me face-down at the bar,

snotting and crying into my tequila shot.

At the bar, snotting and crying into my

tequila shot. Well, sweetheart, that's

into my tequila shot. Well, sweetheart,

that's where you're wrong because.

Well, sweetheart, that's where you're

wrong because tequila and tears go hand in

where you're wrong because tequila

and tears go hand in hand.

Tequila and tears go hand in hand.

Yes, they do.

Hand. Yes, they do.

These are big shots.

Yes, they do. These are big shots.

It's okay.

These are big shots. It's okay.

You're a big girl with big.

It's okay. You're a big

girl with big problems.

You're a big girl with big problems.

Cheers.

Problems. Cheers.

These are big shots.

Cheers. These are big shots.

It's okay, you can do it.

These are big shots. It's okay, you

can do it. Ooh, case in point about the.

It's okay, you can do it. Ooh, case in

point about the tequila... do you remember.

Ooh, case in point about the

tequila... do you remember Mexico?

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