Miss Me This Christmas Page #9

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Tequila... do you remember Mexico?

Yeah, you bought out the bar.

Mexico? Yeah, you bought

out the bar. Ahh!

Yeah, you bought out the bar. Ahh!

I swear to God, that was the.

Ahh! I swear to God, that was the

most fun we have ever had in our

I swear to God, that was the most fun

we have ever had in our whole lives.

Most fun we have ever had in our whole

lives. I mean, who knew that those

whole lives. I mean, who knew that

those twins did Cirque Du Soleil,

I mean, who knew that those twins

did Cirque Du Soleil, though?

Twins did Cirque Du Soleil, though?

It was the most fun you've

though? It was the most fun

you've ever had in your life.

It was the most fun you've ever had in

your life. While you were acrobatting, I

ever had in your life. While you were

acrobatting, I was at the bar downing shots,

While you were acrobatting, I was at the bar

downing shots, trying to get over the fact that

was at the bar downing shots, trying to get

over the fact that I had just broken off my

trying to get over the fact that I had

just broken off my engagement with Chris.

I had just broken off my engagement with

Chris. Who knew that I could bend

engagement with Chris. Who

knew that I could bend like that?

Who knew that I could bend like that?

My ears rang for two days.

Like that? My ears rang for two days.

My luggage got stolen.

My ears rang for two days. My luggage got

stolen. I spent 7 hours in Immigration.

My luggage got stolen. I spent 7 hours

in Immigration. Not as much fun for me.

I spent 7 hours in Immigration. Not as

much fun for me. [ Gasps ] Idea.

Not as much fun for me. [ Gasps ] Idea.

How about we book the Mayakoba.

[ Gasps ] Idea. How about we

book the Mayakoba for Spring Break?

How about we book the Mayakoba for Spring

Break? You just... You just don't

for Spring Break? You

just... You just don't quit.

You just... You just don't quit.

[ Scoffs ] Okay, fine. Fine.

Quit. [ Scoffs ] Okay, fine.

Fine. Such a party pooper.

[ Scoffs ] Okay, fine. Fine. Such a

party pooper. Well, thank you for.

Such a party pooper. Well,

thank you for understanding.

Well, thank you for understanding.

At least do another shot with

understanding. At least

do another shot with me?

At least do another shot with me?

Okay.

Me? Okay. Getting

drunk to stay home.

Okay. Getting drunk to stay home.

Cheers.

Getting drunk to stay home. Cheers.

Well, we're supposed to be.

Cheers. Well, we're

supposed to be going out.

Well, we're supposed

to be going out. Exactly.

Going out. Exactly. While

you sit here and be a.

Exactly. While you sit here and be a

bore, you can order room service.

While you sit here and be a bore, you can order

room service and the chef will be here to

bore, you can order room service and the chef

will be here to make you breakfast in the

and the chef will be here to make

you breakfast in the morning.

Make you breakfast in the morning.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Morning. [ Doorbell rings

] You order something?

[ Doorbell rings ] You order something?

Come in!

You order something? Come in!

Ooh! Thank you.

Come in! Ooh! Thank you.

[ Chuckles ]

Ooh! Thank you. [

Chuckles ] There you go.

[ Chuckles ] There you go.

Mm-hmm. Zip me up.

There you go. Mm-hmm. Zip me up.

Is she zipped?

Mm-hmm. Zip me up. Is she zipped?

Yeah.

Is she zipped? Yeah.

All right, give me smooches.

Yeah. All right, give me smooches.

Mwah! Love you.

All right, give me smooches. Mwah!

Love you. Love you. Have fun!

Mwah! Love you. Love you.

Have fun! You, too!

[ Gasps ] Oh, hey! I was just

coming to see you. Regina.

I was just coming to see you. Regina.

You look stunning.

Regina. You look stunning. Oh.

You look stunning. Oh.

I mean, blinding, actually.

Oh. I mean, blinding, actually.

The light refracting from your.

I mean, blinding, actually. The light

refracting from your sequins is... Wow.

The light refracting from your

sequins is... Wow. Oh, uh...

sequins is... Wow. Oh, uh...

Thank you.

Oh, uh... Thank you.

We just... We were...

Thank you. We just... We were

You know what, thank you.

We just... We were... You know

what, thank you. It's nothing.

You know what, thank you. It's nothing.

Look, I'm wondering why nobody's.

It's nothing. Look, I'm wondering why

nobody's snatched you up and thrown you.

Look, I'm wondering why nobody's snatched you up

and thrown you in a van and kidnapped you and

snatched you up and thrown you in a van

and kidnapped you and tied you up...

In a van and kidnapped you and tied

you up... Okay. That's creepy.

Tied you up... Okay. That's creepy.

It's not exactly what I...

Okay. That's creepy. It's not

exactly what I... The snatched...

It's not exactly what I... The

snatched... It's totally fine.

The snatched... It's totally fine.

Just could have stopped at.

It's totally fine. Just could

have stopped at "snatched you up."

Just could have stopped at "snatched

you up." You... You're welcome.

"Snatched you up." You... You're

welcome. I look forward to getting to.

You... You're welcome. I look forward

to getting to know my new neighbor.

I look forward to getting to know my new

neighbor. Well, on that note, do you

know my new neighbor. Well, on that

note, do you have a room service menu?

Well, on that note, do you have a

room service menu? Because I am starved.

Have a room service menu? Because I

am starved. Just in your pocket.

Because I am starved. Just in your pocket.

[ Laughs ]

Just in your pocket.

[ Laughs ] Okay.

[ Laughs ] Okay.

Let's get you some eats.

Okay. Let's get you some eats.

Can't keep a hungry woman.

Let's get you some eats. Can't

keep a hungry woman wanting, right?

Can't keep a hungry woman wanting, right?

[ Laughs ]

Wanting, right? [

Laughs ] Okay.

[ Laughs ] Okay. I

do magic tricks sometimes.

Okay. I do magic tricks sometimes.

It's okay. Come on in.

I do magic tricks sometimes.

It's okay. Come on in. Yeah, I...

It's okay. Come on in. Yeah, I

You should see what I can do.

Yeah, I... You should see

what I can do with quarters.

You should see what I can do with

quarters. You know what, that didn't come

with quarters. You know what, that

didn't come out right, either.

You know what, that didn't come out

right, either. All right, never mind.

Out right, either. All right, never mind.

[ Laughs ] So your Alpha.

All right, never mind. [ Laughs ]

So your Alpha brothers dared you?

[ Laughs ] So your Alpha brothers

dared you? Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Brothers dared you? Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

So I told my MIT counselor that.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. So I told my MIT counselor

that I wanted to switch my majors to.

So I told my MIT counselor that I wanted to

switch my majors to Women and Gender Studies.

I wanted to switch my majors to Women

and Gender Studies. [ Laughs ]

Women and Gender Studies. [

Laughs ] And that my alter ego.

[ Laughs ] And that my alter

ego Ursula... yes, Ursula from.

And that my alter ego Ursula... yes,

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