Mission London Page #2

Excuse me, young lady, can I speak with you for a moment?

Katie?

How do you know my name?

I asked for it at the club.

I always like to do a little research before.

But don't worry, I'm not a maniac or anything like that.

That's what they all say.

My intentions are purely professional. I'm a producer.

I have a role that you might like to play.

The long arm of the porn industry?

Nothing of the sort.

I'm producing an event...small but very well paid.

If you are interested you are quite welcome to come to the audition.

Just give me a call.

Good morning.

I'm glad you're on time.

Come on.

Good morning.

Am I late?

I'm sorry.

I'll clean it.

Leave it.

I have to announce

something unpleasant.

Sofia thinks that it's an

anarchy situation out here.

Your local self-government had

led to some unusual initiatives.

Mr. Mavrodiev, I'll ask you to

hand me over the inventory

of the so-called "duty-free".

We were thinking

about buying presents...

For the kids...

For Christmas.

That's alright...

But Christmas is far away.

The funds will be

allocated by me.

Moreover, the embassy is not

active enough in building

of the new image of Bulgaria.

We lack high-level contacts.

What's happening with

Mrs. Selianska's initiative?

We're working on the matter.

Then why it's been cancelled twice?

We're still unable to arrange

a royal family presence for it.

Pardon?

I've sent ten emails to

Buckingham Palace, but...

And what?

Well, look, I'm corresponding

with one very polite lady

but she obviously doesn't deliver

everything to the Queen.

You know, a typical secretary.

So we've been rejected.

Exactly. We have some

communication. We keep in touch...

Bunchev!

You're not allowed

to send any emails anymore.

From now on,

I'm dealing with that.

Okay.

As you know,

the European Conference is

about to open soon.

The President and members of

the parliament are going to attend it.

I'm warning you...

I'm not going to

tolerate any blunders.

The windows are not clean.

Financing of the European Union defense programs...

will be carefully monitored.

European Commission will require a progress report every six months...

Any progress with that matter?

With the Queen?

My wife has some pretty big

expectations for that reception.

Working on it.

We were a bit busy with

this conference.

But I have to warn you that

it's going to be pretty expensive.

You know my wife. When

she has something in mind...

Try to find whoever she wants.

Just to get her calm down.

Money is not a matter.

It can not pass, sorry.

Okay, but I'm from the Bulgarian Embassy. I've got the president's speech. I have to give it to him, please.

Then you get someone's coming bring it. Now, stand back, please. Thank you.

But, the battery in my cell phone is running out.

Please, would you go and get someone from the Bulgarian delegation?

No, I'm sorry. I'm busy.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Stand back, please, sir!

Excuse me.

Romania? Bulgaria.

This is our president's speech. Please, this is very important!

Give this to Mr. Mavrodiev from the Bulgarian delegation.

Okay. No problem. Mr. Mavrodiev?

Mavrodiev, Bulgarian Embassy delegation.

Thank you very much! Thank you...

Sir, what's your name?

Is my speech ready?

The speech?

- What?

The speech?

I'll check it out.

Where is it?

- I gave it.

Whom?

- One polite Romanian.

What Romanian?

Who is he?

- Well, from the Romanian...

- What is his name?

You don't know?!

Are you out of your mind?!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the president of the Republic of Bulgaria...

will address the conference in 10 minutes. Thank you.

He gave it to someone from

the Romanian embassy.

- What's that?

- The speech.

Some very polite man.

- Who did it?

- Punchev.

Twenty minutes ago.

Freaks.

They may bring it.

They may?! The President's

speech is in ten minutes.

Don't worry.

We'll find it.

We always do.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the president of the Republic of Bulgaria...

will address the conference in 5 minutes. Thank you.

Can I help you, sir? Are you looking for something?

I'm okay, thanks.

Oh. Your Excellency. Sorry.

Your Excellency. Dean Carver.

I believe I have something that belongs to you.

You wouldn't believe where I found it.

Thank you so much.

Perfect! Perfect!

??? Doesn't look like anything!

I saved the best for last!

The men will go wild.

My lady darling!

You're mad!

Foolish girl. You don't understand anything.

The men will go wild.

Perverted bastard!

Wear them yourself!

Wanker!

B*tch!

You're fired! I don't want to see your face ever again!

Do you think my speech

was well received?

Mr. President.

Your wife.

It's urgent.

I can't speak now.

No, no, no.

It wouldn't be a problem.

He's with me now.

I have to go.

Mrs. Selianska relies very much

on you, you should know that.

Mr. Carver!

Your Excellency!

Cheers!

There are no words which would express my gratitude.

Oh, please. Don't mention it!

You know. I've been wondering all day...

Who would've forgotten your president speech...

...in the toilet?

Hello? Mr. Munroe?

I don't know if you remember me. It's Katie from the Bailey's club.

Yes. You invited me to an audition.

Now?

At the Russell Hotel.

Yes. Okay. See you.

I spend more time here than I have at home.

Or in parliament with all those couch potatoes!

Good evening, sir.

- Good evening.

Come in!

Katya. Katya. Katya.

Pleasure to see you, my dear.

I'm sorry. I think it was a mistake to come.

No, no, no. Wait a moment.

Of course, you can go if you like.

But why not put yourself in the magical hands of Barry for just one hour...

and he will change you completely.

Barry is a makeup artist for the Royal Shakespeare Company.

This is the world of transformations.

We create illusions.

You came here an ordinary girl...

but you will leave here...

A princess!

Just close your eyes and let Barry work his magic.

Cheers, Your Excellency!

Here's to the success of your mission!

Last time I was in Bulgaria was in the 1970's.

Let me tell you a secret.

The old time was not so bad. You know.

Your old leaders might not have had much style...

but they had scale. Real barons!

And they took me hunting. Are you a hunting man?

To tell you the truth. I prefer golf.

You see, my dear. Golf might be a fashion.

but real, profound, lasting contexts are made only when we're hunting.

If you were to aim high...

go out hunting.

I think it just might work.

That's not me...

Perfect, Barry! Bravo!

Yes?

Excuse me, what type of documents do I need to get a visa for Bulgaria?

What kind of visa do you want

so late, you c*nt!

Did it occur to you now?

You rule, Pasty.

The stock is over here.

Look, boys...

What if something bad happens?

I think I'm out of this.

It's too late, Pasty.

You're out of time.

It's working fine.

Take this, you fool.

I told you it'd be a big hit.

The Chinese will get them

for ?0 each.

Are they alive?

Well... I overdosed them

with diaseptyl.

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