Mission London Page #3

They are falling like flies.

Just like flies.

Who was the one who came

up with the idea of diaseptyl, huh?

I remember this little guy with a huge rifle.

Kudinski.

Kubadinski.

Kubadinski. That's it.

Very intersting person.

He shot a wild boar and then they roasted it on a spit...

I recently had dinner with Prince Charles. So boring.

Do you know the royal family?

My PR agency handles all that for me.

I'm a Republican at heart.

However...

After the dinner, my ratings hit the roof.

What's the name of the agency?

Champagne, Your Highness?

Cavier, Your Highness?

No thanks.

Would Your Highness...

...remove your clothes?

Why don't you go and f*** yourselves, perverted bastards!

Bravo! That's exactly what a princess would do.

Pardon?

A princess does not take her clothes off at the drop of a hat.

You were born for this role. Welcome aboard Famous Connections.

You've just earned your first check, my darling.

I must have their card somewhere.

Let me help you.

You read them to me. I think I've forgotten my reading glasses.

Westing House?

No.

Goldman & Sachs?

Famous Connections?

Famous Connections?

Yeah, they are the chaps who...

...who can get you...

whoever you want.

Don't worry, sir. He's completely at home here. I'll look after him.

What? Come on.

F*** that. What do you want

me to do now? To butcher them?

- This is on your part.

- No, I'm on duty.

Someone may come here

and we're f***ed.

Okay, then... I'll do it.

Chavo, wait. It's not

so simple.

You go to the duty room.

If you see someone coming,

give us a yell.

- Stop looking them, man. Go on.

- Yeah, yeah.

I was just wondering is this that

pretty lady with the vacuum cleaner.

So I'm "the lady with

the vacuum cleaner"?

I'm sorry.

You disappeared, Katya?

You told me to go only

when you're not there.

Is that what I said?

Anyway... Where are you

heading to at this time?

I'm waiting for the bus.

Let's walk? It's not far,

I'll accompany you.

I thought you were

taking a taxi.

A little bit of fresh air

will be good for me.

Catch it!

Door!

Close the door!

One thing before I go. Can I see that contract?

Yeah, sure.

It turns out it's not

that close.

Distances in London are

very tricky.

What a strange day for me...

Started so terribly and then...

Everything got to normal.

My day also started miserably,

I'm now dining with the Embassador.

I'm sorry I'm not able to offer you

something better at this time.

I'm cool. There's nothing better

than a cheesecake at midnight.

By the way, it's great that

you closed down the duty-free.

Finally, a principal decision but

they are just not able to get over it.

Actually, what do you study?

At Laban Dancing Centre.

Contemporary ballet.

Excuse me.

I wouldn't...

Don't...

That's right.

So... you clean the embassy in

exchange for not paying a rent?

I wouldn't say it's that bad offer.

Nevertheless, I live in Kensington.

If you find a job as a dancer, you

would be able to live in Kensington.

This one is not bad.

Yes?

We've got a problem.

The Embassador is here.

We're completely f***ed now.

F***ing idiot!

Well...

We'll see each other

at the reception on Friday.

Thank you for accompanying me.

What about the new

vacuum cleaner?

Yes, for that as well.

Yes?

It's clean.

Come on.

Not much left.

Come on, Pasty.

Stop fooling around.

How long should I wait?

The day almost broke.

What happened here?

It's time to go.

What exactly is your position?

I'm from the Royal Ornithological Institute.

We study the behavioral models of the ducks.

And when did you first notice that they've gone missing?

Yesterday. We immediately organized the systematic search, but they were nowhere to be seen.

You can't keep them restricted. They're free to roam where they like, but they usually stay within the confines of the park.

And since yesterday we can't even see them on the locator!

The locator?

Nine of the ducks have chips implanted in them.

Our radar can pick them up within the radius of...5 miles.

That's interesting.

Channel?

So this embassador

is very interesting.

Stop it.

I bought that.

I'm wondering... If you can

afford these things, why

are you still here?

You are taking the place of

someone who really needs it.

You're not even a student.

Don't worry. I will be

out of this hole soon.

Good evening.

The Macedonians in Bulgaria

should fight even more for

their rights -

democratic and human rights.

Pasty?

Thank you.

It's not like a cheesecake,

but still tasty.

The pasty is not bad.

As a matter of fact, don't you

think that pasty is one of

these things which are evidence

for the common origin of our nations?

I remember...how very sweet of you.

Excuse me.

Ulaf! Reserve Major Ulaf! From Her Majesty's armed forces!

I'm here in my capacity as president of the OSRAN charitable fund.

Mr. Punchev. He's a young hope of our diplomatic service.

He's an extremely responsible young man. He will take care for the matter.

And now, if you'll excuse me.

Nice to meet you.

"Galileo", a line you?

Bases three and four don't hang around there...

and starting surveillance...now.

This is completely ridiculous.

You won't believe the things they asked me to find.

You know, submarines, ships, crashed aircraft...but ducks!

I won't tolerate such ridicule!

Ducks are a key element of our biological diversity.

Did you know, for example, that ducks control the worm population of the planet?

Whiskey, sir?

Sir Dean Carver!

What a pleasant surprise!

What are you doing here?

His Excellency invited me personally and as far as I know...

you are the responsible for this interesting contact.

I don't know how it happened. I just invited him to the club!

And that is skinful.

Don't get me mixed up in all this.

Discretion! You can rely on me!

Mr. Carver, how pleased I am to see you again!

Your Excellency? I'm so pleased to meet you!

Robert Zibling. Famous Connections.

Mr. Zibling, at last!

I'm so pleased that you could grace our reception with your presence.

An explosion of worms. That's what we're going to expect?

Shut up and eat. You begin to give me nerve, Dale! I'm sick of you. Have some food.

Peking Duck. Terrific!

You have a fair superficial sense of humor, detective.

I was just wondering, Dale. What makes this duck any different from yours?

Why is no one looking for it? Or is it not part of the biological leak?

I can't take responsibility for all the ducks in the world.

But these, particularly, as we all very well know...

happen to be the property Her Majesty, the Queen!

Does that ever occur to you though...

...we are eating ducks.

Ducks are eating worms and worms are eating us.

Is that part of the biological equilibrium?

There are no impossible things. We have contacts in all spheres.

Just tell mw the name.

Her Majesty.

Her Majesty?

Now that's an interesting choice.

We frequently work with the palace.

Tell me precisely how do you imagine it? Where, for example?

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