Mission London Page #4

Here.

Here?

Yes. We're organizing a reception with the performers.

A collage of the greatest moments in Bulgarian history.

Something like a parade of the ancient leaders.

Yes, I can imagine it. Yes.

And with Her Majesty?

How marvellously sublime!

Mr. Carver warned me about your fees.

I'm sure we should come to some arrangement.

Sandwiches.

I'm afraid these sandwiches rather prove that you've got a long way to go to catch up with the rest of Europe, Your Excellency.

I'm not a snob, but as far as sandwiches are concerned...

there are certain sacred standards for this country.

Long live the revolution!

Revolution ... over!

It's me, Kate.

Don't make me cry, baby.

Hey, Your Majesty! Isn't it the big ??? for gin?

Piss off!

Mr. Embassador, as you requested,

I made a small research.

I accidentally found a website

and examined some of the stuff.

- Banicharov.

- Please?

Well done.

Get rid of that gin!

I think we met at rather a strange place.

I have to admit. I was surprised to see you there.

A personal question. What exactly do you do at the Bulgarian Embassy?

Well. Actually, I live there.

And sometimes help when there's a reception.

Do you know the ambassador?

Is he a client of yours?

How would you react, if I were to ask you to move to another flat?

Why? Is there a problem?

For the moment, no.

Okay.

Get rid of that gin!

Boys!

I think I found them!

What's up, Racho?

Open it.

Why, Racho?

It's empty.

Open it.

Why don't we have

some rakia, huh?

Stop fooling me.

Open it.

Empty, huh?

Where did these come from?

- From the market.

- The market, huh?

Give me a knife.

I will.

Kensington? Are you sure?

The signal is loud and clear, sir.

What's going on here?

Where did these come from?

Banicharov?

- He's in a deep trouble.

- Where did you get them from?

Some friends left them in the freezer

just for a couple of days.

Just a good deal.

How could I know about the

microphones in their a**holes?!

I told you not to deal with

that scum Chavo.

I know.

What are we doing now?

They'll send us back in Sofia.

Racho, please think of something.

We have to get

rid of them right now.

Let's break them, huh?

Get out of here with this thing.

Give me some bread.

- What?

- Bread.

I will.

They're on the move, sir.

Which direction?

Hyde Park, sir.

They must be alive!

Come on. Here.

Eat it.

This is not a chicken, Banicharov.

Come on, let's go.

Calm down.

Like the old times.

Just watch now.

We got another one, sir.

Stop! Stop!

What do you think you are doing? I am the director of the park! Stop immediately!

Stop! Stop immediately!

Who's in charge of this operation?

Detective Koluey.

We're investigating some ducks that have gone missing from Richmond Park.

Ducks from Richmond Park?

Do they turn into swans?

We found another chip, sir.

Sir, do you want me to arrest this swan?

Arrest? I'll arrest you!

Police have so far been unable to find...

more than fifty ducks which have mysteriously disappeared from Richmond Park.

According to a well-informed source...

...today's scandalous incident in Hyde Park has led the investigation into a new...

...very exotic direction. There are grounds to believe that the ducks from Richmond Park...

...have been brutally eaten by the swans from Hyde Park.

If this theory is confirmed, we will be witnesses...

...to an extreme form of bird cannibalism.

Monsters with beaks may soon be taking....

No, b*tch!

Hello? Mr. Embassador.

You've a meeting with Mr. Tomas

Murrow from Famous Connections.

I admit I did not expect

to respond so quickly.

I am impressed by your expediency.

Her Majesty's agenda must be ???

Don't you worry about that. That's our concern.

Let's talk about your fantasy.

Pardon?

This parade of rulers. How did you imagine the role of Her Majesty?

Her presence will be quite sufficient.

Her Majesty will put the event in a completely different context.

Exactly. I like your...intellectual approach.

To be precise, this initiative is a branch out of the wife of our president.

I see. The First Lady! Wow!

She has experience with such events.

She's already done such things in Vienna, Stockholm, Toronto...

...but London is London, isn't it after all?

My dear friend, you have come very far.

Too far, I might say...but no...

I hope the event will receive extensive coverage.

What extensive coverage?

You know, if there is no news, there is no event.

I understand.

Do you have anymore sugar?

You escaped to London,

but we've found you.

Azis Nikolayevich must disappear!

What's up?

- The Duck has been killed.

- What?

They killed him.

Just round the corner.

Just few moments ago.

So what about the ducks?

Leave the ducks. This is the

Russian mafia.

Do you know that we found

tracking transmitters in the ducks?

F***.

It must be KGB then.

Pasty...

We must get rid of these ducks.

Now way. I got through

so much. We can't do that.

What happened with the Chinese?

The Duck was dealing with it.

Anyway...

I know some Serbians.

- Our men.

- Serbians?

Are they going to make

pljeskavica of them?

Power to the people!

Get rid of the gin!

Yeah, come in!

So how did it go?

Rather strange.

You know ???, Tomas, I've never met someone like him before.

That man's walking a knife edge. Can you imagine?

He's prepared to risk money from the state budget.

At first I thought he was aroused by the symbols and attributes of power.

Then he kept going on about extensive press coverage and I have realized...

...what was going on.

He's convinced we're going to give him the real Queen Elizabeth.

My God!

Now I know why he was talking in such a strange way.

They are really damaged over there. They got no taboos left after the collapse of the Berlin Wall.

Where did he get such a stupid f***ing idea from?

From that f***ing idiot Carver! Carver's got drunk. God knows what rubbish he's told him.

F***ing Carver!

In my opinion, the media

is the most important thing.

The icon exhibition in Madrid

went through all the newspapers.

Such a furor.

Now we're about to

do the same in Japan.

What happened with your idea?

You were preparing something in

London, weren't you?

I heard that even the

Queen is going to attend it.

We're working on it.

Excuse me, please.

Just between us, she's

been rejected.

That's terrible.

Yes?

Liar.

What do you think?

You're untouchable now?

When are you going to stop

playing games with me?

You're worthless like the others.

How dumb I was to believe you.

Divorina, calm down.

We've got positive answer. - What?

I have hired a PR agency

with highest level contacts.

She will come?

When?

We're now arranging the date

but it's not going to be cheap.

Screw that.

It can be as

expensive as it has to be.

Excuse me.

Can I have a strawberry sourve?

Thank you.

I think that...

I'll have to go to London soon.

Well done.

- Great.

Now when you look at things, what's the difference?

Why can't we just do it?

After all, our clients wishes all our command.

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