Mission London Page #7

Our job is to fulfill our clients' wishes, not to comment on them.

Now, we have to be professional about this!

Ladies...Gentlemen...

We are on the eve...

of a rather unique, super production.

We've never done anything like this before!

Your Majesty!

Our clients are expecting maximum authenticity from us!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Her Majesty Elizabeth II.

And we shall give it to them!

I told you. We are professionals.

Will decorate tree and Christmas ???

My princess! Come up!

Your Majesty.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's a huge honor for me to welcome you...

We weren't allowed to enter

even as spectators.

They're ashamed of us.

We're only useful for

hanging coats.

This evening, you will have the unique possibility...

to see the eternal values of Bulgarian genius.

Come on. Faster.

You're slow.

...That we all

belong to one and the same...

cultural motherland...

called...

Europe.

Madame Selyanska,

your noble cause has brought tears to my eyes.

Translate.

This event is a valuable contribution...

to the environmental balance of our continent.

This event is a valuable contribution to

the political balance of our continent.

Brown bears are our friends.

Consequently the friends of brown bears are our friends as well.

The friends are our friends, hence friends of our friends...

Snobs.

Let's go to eat.

Okay.

My dear, you have a very fine chef.

Thank you.

The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are due to visit several more township here...

Wait a minute!

She's here, isn't she?

F***. What's happening here?!

They're using

look-alike models.

Like Yeltsin, Brezhnev,

Saddam Hussein...

What did you think?

English are not fools.

It's called national security.

The signal is exactly the same as the others. It's absolutely no doubt that's chip number nine.

Why is it just started working now?

No idea.

Could be the result of some physical action,

thermal treatment, wind magnetic field...could be anything.

Where are they? Where are my ducks?

It's only one chip, which I will locate it now.

So they sent us a look-alike?

Nah...

They must be crazy to send

the real one to these monkeys.

We're the same.

Come on, fellas.

Dinner time!

Come on!

Come on...

Come on, my lady!

Come on, my princess!

My precious!

Very similar to your style.

Oh, the Call of the Wild?

This is a ritual dance of genetics.

Very impressive.

We're reducing the ??? radius, master.

We've got them this time, haven't we?

You're not gonna make a fool out ot me a second time.

Now we have to take off your pants.

Not part of the script.

I'll give the earring.

No!

Diamonds are all girls' best friend.

No. No, my darling!

This is a tribal battle.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I'm just a humble monk from the holy mount of Athos.

My name is Paisius.

I wrote this story to recall the great Bulgarian past.

Let it be known that we also had great emperors and patriots.

I'll give you a necklace...

Don't move! Don't move! Moral Police!

This is just a game! Pure theater!

Pervert!

Everybody who try to defy the border of the new state...

is severely punished!

Krum Scary

drinks from the skull of Emperor Nikephoros.

You filthy Byzantine bastard!

Why did you break our agreement? Why?

Now you're going to experience the wrath of my anger!

What took you so long? Were you watching us?

Easy, sister! Yeah, look, we are rich now.

What are you doing? Untie me!

That's just...look at that.

Bang! Took it. Everything we took.

You know what that makes us? That makes us new Bonnie and Clyde, babe.

That's what we are!

Kensington, sir! You're visiting the Bulgarian Embassy.

Sh*t! That cretin must have called the police.

Easy, easy, easy, I've got this. I've got...act calm!

Go! Go!

I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

Are we going in?

It's foreign territory. You cannot just walk in there.

The freezer was

out of order, huh?

Disgraceful rat!

You scruffy Bulgarian!

Bulgarians are what

I hate most in the world.

Do you hear me?

I hate them too.

I need a gin!

What on Earth's going on there?

F***ing hell.

Your Majesty!

Here they are!

I think it should be free.

Sorry, Desmond, I was there.

What are you talking about?

Kate, do not be ...

Come on, Kate!

Behaving as a coward!

If you want to spend your life

in the gutter, going, not my ass!

So much hard work...

Everything was for nothing.

You wanted to invite the media.

I'll apologize to Her.

I'll write a formal letter.

So what are you going to write?

Sorry...

Your Majesty about

not burning you.

Don't talk like that, Varadin.

I hope no information

gets leaked.

Journalists always

smell scandals.

Varadin?

What does this mean?

With the assistance of number therapy,

negative emotions can be overcomed and neutralized.

Nothing will upset your equlibrium anymore.

The door to chaos is closed.

The Queen in Africa?

Absurd!

They gave them some scarecrow.

Tato used look-alike models too.

The one in the hat. That's your duck, Dale.

Barbarians!

Arrest her immediately!

Very good, sir.

In a world dominated by politics, the truth will never triumph.

She's the wife of the Bulgarian president.

Operation is terminated.

Vikil is a complete crock.

He'll never be able to

find any sponsors again.

Vikil...

What about the pyroman?

Who brought them here?

Let's go.

One!

We can attack the world!

Varadin stopped

listening to Selianska.

She was just an annoying

echo of her time.

In few years she would be

ONE YEAR LATER:

gone and forgotten.

In big cities, the probability of

meeting someone who you

want to see

usually equals to one

divided by the population.

But even if you happen to be

at the same place at the same time,

the probability of not seeing

each other is at least 99%.

But even if you see each other,

there's no guarantee

that something

will come out of it.

TWO YEARS LATER:

Imitation. Nickel and zirconium.

No. That's quite a collection. That's not counterfeit.

A grand and a half.

Nonsense! Not for a grand and a half. Forget it.

That's a lot of money. Got people in Africa living for one dollar a day.

All right. Done deal. Take it. Have it. Go.

THREE YEARS LATER

Tomas, this is what I call high level.

Bulgarian.

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