Mister Lonely Page #2

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like, some people take care of the animals,

some people garden,

some people take care of the house.

Sometimes we perform for each other, then

we go out and perform for other people.

It's so beautiful there.

There are mountains all around.

You would just not believe

how beautiful it is.

And we're building a great stage and

we're gonna put a show on every night,

and it's only for people like us -

impersonators.

It's gonna be the greatest show on earth.

It's such a special place.

A place where everyone is famous

and no one ages.

A place that we created

and built ourselves.

There's gonna be nowhere like it on earth.

Do you wanna come?

I would love it if you came.

They would love you there!

- No, I don't think so.

- Why not?

- I don't know, what would I do there?

- Anything at all, anything you want.

We have many extra rooms.

And we need a Michael.

We don't have a Michael.

No, I... I wouldn't know

what to do in a commune.

Neither did I, but there's plenty you can do.

Oh, Michael, say you'll come.

Please come.

You must, you simply must.

I really don't know.

Goodbye, room.

You've been really nice to me.

You served me well.

The chair was nice to sit upon.

The bed was good comfort at nights.

And the windows,

the windows allowed me to see the world.

You've been a wonderful room to me.

But I gotta go.

I gotta leave you.

Remember,

I'll always remember you forever

and I'm sure you'll always remember me.

Adios.

No, come on, Eugenio, you can't fly

this plane. You cannot fly this plane.

What, you think I can't manage that?

I know that you can manage that.

I know you can manage it.

- You know me...

- No, we have to drop food.

We are flying out, we are not flying

to Los Angeles. We are not flying...

I've seen you a lot.

Your name is Eugenio?

Eugene. I fly to Denver, Colorado

or Mexico.

Yeah, but I can't let you fly.

You see, we have to drop food.

All right, we gotta get some food.

But next week, we can do it.

No, I cannot let you fly now.

I cannot let you.

I cannot give you my plane.

What are you doing

with these flowers each day?

Because God give me, God tell me,

"Give flowers and you get love."

"Love with flowers,

you will be good and great."

Yes, but you're in love with whom?

With the whole world.

Peace and love, that we say.

But I know you are waiting for your wife.

Tell it.

- Yes.

- Yes, I know. I can see in your heart.

- You're waiting for your wife.

- The dollar say, "In God we trust," amigo.

Yes, but why did she leave you?

Why did she go?

- She don't leave me.

- She left you.

You are here for two years now.

Why did she leave you?

- And she got the kids.

- Why did she leave and go with the kids?

Because I was too great,

too intelligent and...

No, no, no, no. You did it to other women.

You were sinning.

- No, sir! I never done nothing!

- My son, you were sinning.

- I used to fix shoes...

- No, you were...

- I don't have no time for her.

- You sinned with other women. Confess.

- You did it to other women...

- Afterward...

Yes, and that's why she left you.

- No.

- Eugenio, my son, confess.

You did it to other women.

You sinned. Did you not?

- Yeah.

- Yes, you did it. How many women?

Five at least. I know you.

You look like that, yes.

- You look like that.

- How you read me.

- I read your heart, yes. I read your heart.

- But what matters is something after that.

I give her everything,

I go and give her everything.

Then I go with the next woman

and I got my kids.

Yes, but they will not return

until you go the path of the Lord.

In the name of the Father

and the Holy Ghost,

oh, God, mercy,

take care of me where I go.

I absolve you of your sins.

Stand up.

So, you will not sin anymore.

Go home and you will come back

with new flowers tomorrow.

- I will give you the flowers.

- Thank you very much, yes.

I will give it to the sisters.

They will enjoy it.

- The sisters, they live in chastity...

- Yes.

...but you don't.

- OK.

And that's why your wife has left you,

and you will not do it again.

- OK.

- Yes.

- But she love me.

- Yes, and you love her?

- Mm-hm.

- You love her dearly?

- Mm-hm.

- So, just be a better man.

I know in your heart you are a good man.

- OK?

- Yeah.

- We're done then?

- Yes, and I keep the flowers.

I gotta tell you something. You keep

the flowers and you take my daughters,

kiss them and tell them I love them,

you get me?

- Yes.

- OK?

Yeah, when I'm flying to Los Angeles

where she is, or where...

Do you know where she is?

I will tell them to return and I will tell them

that you are not sinning anymore.

OK, my son.

You're a good man, I know.

You don't have to cry.

The Lord is with you.

OK, sisters,

the cardboard boxes first.

Yes, put them right there.

Move this here. Yeah, the rice bags,

I need the rice bags.

This here goes close to the door, yes.

Put it close. This goes first.

And don't drop it over Zapaxa,

don't drop it over Shazuta.

You wait for Puerto Escondido,

you wait for my signal.

And this goes close to the exit.

Close to the exit.

How many of you are going?

How much place do we have?

Three... three spaces.

So it's you, Sister, you, and you.

You will go on the plane

and you will do it.

You will be onboard.

Where's the third?

Ah, you are already...

Yes, you stay onboard.

And you wait for my signal.

You wait, you wait.

Don't drop it over

the first or second village.

Over Puerto Escondido,

and I'm gonna give the signal.

Sisters, good luck.

- Sisters, goodbye.

- Bye.

I'll see you, but step back from the wing,

step back from the wing! We are gonna fly.

- Sisters, are you ready?

- Yes, Father.

- Ready all the time?

- Yes, Father, always.

- Ready with the Lord?

- Yes, amen.

There is the village.

There is the village coming!

The village is right down there!

Hold on, hold on, wait for my signal!

I'm turning once more around!

Turn around!

Hang on, Sisters! Hang on!

Get ready now! Get ready!

Wait for my signal!

Now! Drop it now!

Rice. Yes, yes, faster.

Rice first, yes!

Drop it! Bring it down,

they are waiting for it! They are hungry!

Wait, wait...

Yes! Drop it, toss it down!

Down, down, down!

Aargh!

Oh, Lord, do not let me die.

I believe, oh, Lord.

Let me fall safe.

I believe in you.

I fear nothing.

For you are always with me,

and it is your will that I shall fly.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! I'm home!

Hey!

- Mommy, Mommy!

- Hey-hey! Hey-hey!

- Mommy!

- Mommy! Mommy!

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

I found a Michael!

Surprise!

I'm back!

- Hey!

- Welcome back!

I found a Michael!

I found a Michael!

- Where'd you find him, in Paris?

- What a surprise!

Hello, I am Charlie Chaplin.

Hello, I'm Sammy Davis Jr.

Hello, I'm Madonna.

Hello, I'm James Dean.

Hello, I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

Hello, I'm the Queen.

Hello, I'm Shirley Temple.

Hello, Michael. I'm the Pope.

I'm Abe f***ing Lincoln.

I'm Buckwheat.

Buck-wheat.

- My name is Moe.

- Larry.

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