Mixed Nuts Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 97 min
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dropping in and out of my baby's life.
I'm not a loser, I'm an artist.
Why can't you paint on canvas
Because, I'm a wall artist!
But you don't have a wall!
But someday I will have a wall.
Someday I'm gonna do my
masterpiece on a great big wall.
Right out there
on the boardwalk.
And you're gonna be in it and
the baby's gonna be in it.
And the sand and the sea and the
stars are gonna be shining!
Mmm, I want a businessman.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about breaking up, Felix.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, come on, honey.
I'm leaving.
Where you going?
I'm going for a walk.
Gracie, honey, come on.
You're just stressed.
And don't try
to follow me either!
Susan! It's Philip.
Uh, uh, let me just go somewhere
private where we can talk.
Tannenbaum's evicting us. The bastard!
I'm sorry, Philip.
You're gonna have to get another job.
Susan,
I've never asked you for money
before, but you're a loan officer.
And a small loan, say
$5,000, could save us.
I don't know what else to do. I
don't know how to tell Catherine.
She's sitting out there knitting something.
A potholder.
I hate to talk about money
at a time like this.
A time like what?
Oh, God, I don't know
how to say this.
This is really hard for me. My
psychiatrist thinks we should break up.
What? I didn't know you were
going to a psychiatrist.
I'm not actually going to one. I've
been dating one for four months.
This is so sudden.
I didn't want to tell you
this over the phone.
But you don't even have a fax.
Susan?
Susan?
It's so quiet suddenly.
thinking of jumping out of windows
Christmas Eve, wouldn't you?
Merry Christmas. Lifesavers.
How may we help you?
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Static again.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I can't hear you.
Try clicking the little button.
Look, I'm at the end of my
rope, and I want to die.
Click it. Click it, please.
Go ahead.
Hmm. We were disconnected.
If a person's really upset,
they always call back.
It's working.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way.
Oh, so much fun it is to
ride in one-horse open.
Help!
Help! Hey!
tastes very nice Help! Help!
I'm stuck up here! Everyone loves
cheese especially white mice.
Can't you hear me? Hey, Mr. Capshaw!
Jingle, jangle, jing
I'm stuck up here!
Can't you hear me?
Jingle, jangle, jang.
I like to eat stew
it tastes very good
Wait!
Wait! I'm up here!
Are you deaf?
Who would I take?
Susan has all my old records.
Oh, geez!
A call! I'll get it!
Line one.
Hello, this is Lifesavers.
Merry Christmas.
Am I disturbing you?
No, no, no, not at all.
I'm very lonely tonight.
Is there any chance
I could stop by and talk?
Well, it's not in the rules, but if you are
willing to make a donation, say, five grand.
I'm kidding!
Everyone makes fun of me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Please, can't I come by?
I don't want to be alone.
No. No, no, no. We have
rules, but we're listening.
Everyone at Lifesavers
is with you.
Talk to us.
I'm so alone. "So alone."
family you can call?
No, they hate me.
Hate you. What about church?
Please, can't I stop by?
I'll only stay a minute.
I need to see someone.
Please, just give me
the address.
I cannot give out the address.
It's Christmas.
It's 17 Pier Street! Thank you.
I'll be right over.
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day
of Christmas.
My true love gave to me.
Hey, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Come on, hang some tinsel.
Dad, I hate it
when you call me that.
Arnold! Arnold! Arnold!
Arnold! Arnold! Arnold!
Arnold! Arnold! Arnold!
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Testing. Testing.
One, two, three, four.
Help! Yoo-hoo!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, hey!
Hey! Hey, hey!
Yoo-hoo!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm stuck in the elevator.
Hey!
I'm stuck in the
elevator get me please.
Come to get me
on Christmas Eve.
Mrs. Munchnik sitting
here with nothing.
Hey, come to get me...
Oh! God. Whoa! Hey!
Come... Now come to get
me stuck in this place.
Get me soon
or hit me in my face
I can't believe I did it.
I broke the rule.
I gave out our address.
I hate it when they cry.
Especially when the cries have
those little hiccups at the end.
This is the worse day
of my life.
It's the Santa Anas.
Everyone's behaving strangely.
What if he's a serial killer? What if I
gave our address to the Seaside Strangler?
I don't think the Seaside
Strangler phones first,
although it could be one of those details
they leave out of the newspapers.
I'll handle this.
Hello, this is Lifesavers. Merry Christmas.
How may I help you?
Hello. I'm calling you because
this is my last Christmas.
Your last Christmas. Continue.
I have leukemia. I have
only two months to live.
Hello?
Leukemia. I'm so sorry, sir.
May I speak to a woman?
May I wish a woman
Merry Christmas?
Absolutely. And may I say
that I admire your courage.
All of us here do.
Here is my colleague.
Hello. Merry Christmas,
if it's all right to say that.
What's your name? Catherine.
I want to do it to you. I want
Did he say, "stick it in"?
Oh, I'm reaming and ramming!
Oh, you love it!
Stop it, right this minute!
We can't have that sort of thing!
I want you.
Put the slut back on!
Dog haters, that awful woman
is stuck in the elevator.
Stuck. I hope forever.
I'm stuck!
We're coming, Mrs. Munchnik!
I hope it takes them
years to get you out.
reporting Daisy to the landlord.
She practically gave me rabies!
You don't "practically"
get rabies.
You either get rabies or you don't get rabies.
There's no in between.
I'll get that!
What seems to be the problem?
I'm sure I don't know.
I am a trained mechanic, and I
would happily fix any elevator
that didn't have
I'll check
Well, who was that?
Another basket case?
That was your dead
husband's sister.
They're starting dinner without you.
Lucky them!
- I'm calling the landlord.
- Don't think I don't know
between you and those dogs!
Stanley, if you could just
come over, please. I can't.
Please, Stanley? She can't spend
Christmas in an elevator.
In a couple of hours. Thank you.
Hello. Lifesavers.
Catherine. Oh, hi, Gracie.
Finally, you're off the phone.
Don't you ever stop yakking?
We're supposed to talk on the phone.
That's why we're here.
Yes. Right. Is something wrong?
You've got to let me spend
the night at your place.
Felix is acting
totally irrational.
He ran off in my Santa suit,
which I could have sold today.
What?
It's not the fuse box. Of
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