Mixed Nuts Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 97 min
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course it's not the fuse box!
It is a short inside.
I saw an electrician
fix it last week.
All you need is a screwdriver,
and I will tell you what to do.
I think there's one
in the earthquake kit.
Catherine!
Hold on a second, Gracie!
What is it, Philip?
Would you get the screwdriver
out of the earthquake kit? Oh.
Wait, wait, wait! Do you really
think we ought to use it?
Suppose we take it out and forget to put
it back and then the big one comes?
There's a law that all
businesses, even nonprofit,
have to have complete earthquake kits.
Get it!
I'll get it!
Come here first, and I'll
take you over to Mother's.
She'll be terrified
if you ring the bell.
Why? Is she gonna think
I'm the Seaside Strangler?
She is a little nervous. Does she
fit the descriptions of the victims?
Uh, not really. For me?
Then why is she carrying on?
Uh-oh. There he is. Gracie?
again, even if he begs me.
- Gracie? Gracie?
- Gracie! Yoo-hoo!
Gracie!
Honey, come on! Come home.
Come back to me.
I'll get a regular job. You had a regular
job making pizza and you messed it up.
never showed up on time!
I'm a wall artist!
You're a wall artist with no
wall, which makes you a nothing!
Yeah, you tell him, lady.
You ruined our tree.
Shut up! You're both
materialistic idiots!
Yeah! Hey!
Hold on.
It's pajamas. Ah.
I knitted them.
Thank you. Everyone's always giving
the bride things to wear to bed,
but no one ever gives
the groom anything.
The thing is, I'm never
getting married.
Of course you are. You're
getting married in four months.
Be patient. Everything
comes to him who waits.
I've been saying things like that for
so long, they just pop out of my mouth.
But the truth is nothing
comes to him who waits.
Merry Christmas. Lifesavers.
Hello. I'm so upset.
I'm listening.
I was in the supermarket and
everyone was buying big turkeys,
and I was standing in the ten-items-and-under
line with a boneless chicken breast.
I know.
I suddenly realized
I was going to be
in the ten-items-and-under
line the rest of my life.
I know.
Are you all right?
Catherine, what's wrong?
Let me handle this.
May I help you?
Is she all right?
She'll be all right.
She's just so sympathetic.
May I put you on hold
while I run to my desk?
You're not calling from
No. Good.
Have yourself
Catherine O'Shaughnessy,
get a grip on yourself.
Okay, so the only present
you got is from your mother.
So? You have nothing to do on New Year's
Eve for the tenth consecutive year.
You're a very lucky person.
You have a wonderful job.
You have a wonderful job.
So there. So there!
Have yourself
Now
Well, just remember that in
Well, you see, pothole
is spelled p-o-t-h-o-l-e.
So if you take the "p" and add it
to the "h," the "o" and the "e"...
And rearrange the letters,
or contrariwise,
remove the "o", "t" and
"I," you get "hope."
So, just remember,
"In every pothole
there is hope."
Now, thank you for calling
and call again any time.
Are you feeling better?
In every pothole there is hope.
My father used
to say that to me.
I remember.
He said it to me only a day or two before
he walked out the door and was run over...
By a truck full of mixed nuts.
Oh, I have something for you.
Merry Christmas, Catherine.
Oh, Philip! Thank you!
Fruit of the month club.
For three months.
First you get apples, then you
get oranges, then you get pears.
I'll take that wrapping. It's okay.
I save the wrapping.
I save it too.
I make ornaments.
I paid for it! Give it to me!
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Philip, what's this?
This is an eviction notice.
This says we have to be out of the
building by the end of the year.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh! It's Christmas.
I didn't want to upset you.
We have to move!
We have to find someplace!
We don't have any money. Philip, you
can solve this. I know you can.
When the city of Los Angeles was going
to chop down healthy elm trees,
just in case they got
Dutch elm disease,
you handcuffed yourself
to a tree.
And called the newspaper!
I'll call the newspaper!
Two weeks from now I'll be home,
unemployed, with my Royal Riviera Pears.
May I have the number of the Los Angeles Times?
I'm gonna pray for a miracle.
Thank you.
- Hey, d*ckheads!
- I'm coming, Mrs. Munchnik!
Don't tell her anything! Get
me out of this elevator!
You have reached
the Los Angeles Times.
subscription, please press one.
If your newspaper did not
arrive this morning, press two.
If you would like to place
a classified ad, press three.
If you would like to speak to the
editorial desk, city desk, national desk,
international desk, sports desk,
metro, view or calendar sections,
of the desk you desire
followed by the star key in
the case of the first three,
or the pound key in the case
of the latter five. Help!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Here you go. I'll just pull you through the roof.
Come on, Mrs. Munchnik.
I got you, I got you.
I called the landlord.
He'll be here in two hours.
I can't wait two hours!
I have to go to the bathroom!
Just hang on. We'll have
you out in a minute.
I can't hold it!
Hurry up you oaf!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Philip, are you all right?
Do I look like I'm all right?
I'm slipping, I'm going to crash.
Hold onto my wrist.
You're hurting my wrist. Bring the
elevator back! Bring it back.
You have two innocent people
up here dangling.
Who's down there?
Whoever you are, stop on four!
No, three! Three!
Stop on three, not four!
Gracie, come on!
Where you going?
It's coming back!
We're gonna be crushed!
Do you have anything to say
to Susan? Any last words?
She broke up with me!
Push stop! Push the red button!
What red button? Is someone talking to me?
I'm talking to you!
Help. Help! Push the red button!
Don't you hear me?
God, help! We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
We're dead! I knew it!
Please save us! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
No! No! No!
Ah, Gracie, come on!
Come on, honey!
I promise I'll be a good guy. I'll
even give you the Santa suit back.
I have to pee! Help!
Here it is.
I'm taking off the goofy boot things.
Let me in!
Are you okay? Oh, please!
Put your clothes on, Felix.
Open this door now!
We have an employee who
desperately needs to get in.
Let me in right now!
Oh! I'm in agony!
What is wrong with you?
Young lady, this restroom
is property of Lifesavers!
You let me...
Calm down. My God. You don't
have to get so excited.
Gracie, please come home
for the holidays.
would you please get dressed?
Do you know these people?
Yes. Gracie, this is Philip.
Felix, Philip.
Hi. Yeah, we met.
We have? Yeah, when you
crashed into the tree.
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