Mixed Nuts Page #9

Yes, but it's

the same basic concept.

Okay, relax and breathe.

I'm not relaxed!

Then just

be anxious and breathe.

Breathe deep! That's it. Okay.

It's starting to come!

It's starting to come!

Okay, more breathing.

You're telling me!

All right, here we go!

All right, here we...

Another contraction, and then

give me another big push!

Big push! There we go!

Look, I can see...

Would you shut up?

Just trying to help.

All right, you give

me another big push.

The head is starting to come. It's starting to come.

Breathe a little deeper.

Oh, my God!

No!

Yeah.

It's Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

What shall we do for Christmas?

I don't know. What shall we do?

Let's get married.

This is the miracle.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

(THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Children carry

through the streets

A brightly painted star

Angels gather

'round the hearth

Strumming on guitars

Men of great renown and faith

Say prayers on boulevards

It's the night

before Christmas

But you don't have

to be an angel

To sing harmony

And you don't have

to be a child

To love the mystery

And you don't have

to be a wise man

On bended knee

The heart of this Christmas

Is in you and me

The night

Before Christmas

The night before Christmas

If your heart's been longing

And you've been afraid to try

If sorrow's kept you company

And the dance

has passed you by

I'll lift you up

and blaze with you

Across the moonlit sky

On the night before Christmas

Because you don't have

to be an angel

To sing harmony

And you don't have

to be a child

To love the mystery Mystery

And you don't have

to be a wise man

On bended knee

The heart of this Christmas

Is in you and me

The heart of this Christmas

Is in you

And me

The night

Before Christmas

The night

Before Christmas

The night before Christmas

And all through the house

Not a creature

was stirring the night

Not even a mouse

Christmas Eve I'm waitin'

Saint Nick I ain't fadin'

This year No slackin'

Your case I'm crackin'

Them milk and cookies

ain't caught you yet

Got a little something

special by the TV set

Good news Hey, Santa

Cashews and pecans

Hooray, hosanna

Santa can't resist

those mixed nuts

Chick-peas, split peas

chestnuts, Chinese

Pine nuts, peanuts

and pistachios

No nog, no turkey

Just beer nuts and beef jerky

Tastes good So salty

With something cold and malty

All the fellas at work

say I'm out of my mind

But if I stay awake

I'm gonna get you this time

Good news Hey, Santa

Cashews and pecans

Hooray, hosanna

Santa can't resist

those mixed nuts

Acorns, almonds

Barcelona, Amazons

Black Carpathians,

Giant Macadamia

I wake up kind of dimly

See a boot

scootin' up the chimney

Jump up and try to pull it

Disappears

faster than a bullet

Six empty jars

layin' on the floor

Next Christmas Eve

there'll be ten times more

Good news Hey, Santa

Cashews and pecans

Hooray, hosanna

Santa can't resist

those mixed nuts

Good news Hey, Santa

Cashews and pecans

Hooray, hosanna

Santa can't resist

those nuts

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