Mixed Nuts Page #8
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 97 min
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We're outta there!
What's going on?
Something wrong?
Nothing at all.
Felix and Gracie have turned the
landlord into a Christmas tree.
Now we are going to take it
down leave it on the boardwalk.
Now that's a good plan.
We'll help you.
Be careful now. Don't let
the branches fall off.
What about Stanley's bag?
and let somebody swipe it.
Only some of us should go. We
don't want to attract attention.
I'm with you. I'm going!
Okay, the two of us.
We want to go too.
Yeah, we made it.
Okay, four. I'd like to go.
I promise not to
attract any attention.
All right, six, but that's it.
Now, we should
try to act jolly.
I'll sing.
Deck the halls
with boughs of holly.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
'Tis the season to be jolly.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Don we now our gay apparel.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Troll the ancient
Yuletide carol.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Hey
If you get
all weird this Christmas.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo
pop-pop-fizz-fizz.
We could really
use your business.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo
Let's eat Cheez Whiz.
Sit in a garage
and turn on the ignition...
Philip! Catherine!
Merry Christmas.
Are you dismantling
the office already?
Exactly where are you
going with our tree?
It's not our tree.
Really, it's not.
It is, too, our tree.
I recognize the red
cellophane thingy.
The dogs.
Keep those mutts away
from my tree, please.
May I? By all means, Blanche.
Here, doggies. Here, doggies.
There's a good girl.
Come to Mommy.
Yeah, what a good girl.
They definitely did it.
Deck the halls
with boughs of holly.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Deck the halls
with balls of holly.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
'Tis the season to be jolly.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Don we now our gay apparel.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Follow me in merry measure.
Fa-la-la la-la la la-la-la.
While I tell of
Yuletide treasure
Oh, my God!
It's the rollerbladers!
It's them!
It's the tree haters!
- Oh, no they are back!
- Let's get them!
Your tree is history!
Payback time!
Watch out!
Other way, other way,
other way!
You ruined our Christmas!
No! Don't!
Look out!
Merry Christmas from Doug
and Carol Ferguson!
Whoa!
Oh, Tannenbaum
Oh, Tannenbaum, oh
How lovely are
Are thy branches
We've got one dead body
at 517 Ocean Park Walk.
Request for the coroner and
Homicide Unit to respond.
Okay, what happened?
Who is this?
Come on. Who knows
what happened?
I do.
Our landlord,
Stanley Tannenbaum,
has committed suicide out of guilt
over his condominium conversion.
And these two people, these
two incompetent people,
but never mind, were so tormented that
they could not prevent a suicide,
that they tried
to hide it from the world.
Actually, uh, that's
not what happened.
Obviously.
What happened was...
It was Christmas Eve, and Felix
just happened to drop by
with his gun.
Who is Felix?
All right, I'm Felix. I did it.
Okay, Felix, spread your legs, put
your hands behind your back. Let's go.
Just because he's an ex-con,
you blame it on Felix.
Well, Officer, here's your big murder weapon.
Don't, Gracie.
I did it!
No, no, Gracie, you can't!
Felix! Stop!
Santa! Mommy, it's Santa!
Felix, what are you doing?
I can't live
without you, Gracie!
If you go to jail,
I might as well be dead!
Everybody move back!
Move back immediately! We have
a very dangerous condition!
Felix, it was an accident!
They're not gonna convict me.
Now come down!
Well, what if they do? I can't take a
chance on the criminal justice system!
I went to jail for nothing!
They could do it to you!
No! No, stop!
Philip, you've got to do something!
You've got to save him!
Felix, I just want you to know, I forgive
you for shooting me in the foot.
I don't care! Okay.
Felix, stop! Listen to me!
Don't you want to spend
Christmas with your baby?
Don't you want to see him
open his first present?
What was your
first present, Felix?
Hubcaps.
Huh.
Now I can't even
afford hubcaps!
Felix, you know something?
You're not upset
because you're broke.
I'm not? No.
You're not upset
because you're an artist
who may never have any place
to paint as long as you live.
- I'm not?
- No.
And you're not upset
because the woman you love
may go to jail
for a very long time.
I'm not?
No.
You're upset
because it's Christmas.
Christmas is a time when you look at
your life through a magnifying glass,
and whatever you don't have
feels overwhelming.
Being alone is so much
lonelier at Christmas.
Everything sad is so much
sadder at Christmas.
You can't give in
to this, Felix!
be the worst day of my life,
but, then, something wonderful
and unexpected happened!
First, something horrible
and unexpected happened.
Actually, three horrible and
unexpected things happened,
but then something wonderful.
The holidays
aren't over yet, Felix.
They're not over for you, and they're
not over for Gracie. Who knows?
Who knows? There's
magic at Christmas.
And I'll bet, if you come
down, you'll find that out.
I love you, Felix!
I love you so much, Gracie!
Come on down, Felix.
It's almost midnight.
Bravo!
We'll have a van here
in a few minutes.
We'll take you all down to
the station for questioning.
This bag belongs to Stanley.
Brian.
What have you got here, Rizzo?
Whoa!
FP-242, notify watch
commander, please.
Where'd you get this?
Take a guess.
Gracie Barzini?
Yes. I'm ready. You
can take me away now.
Congratulations. You have
killed the Seaside Strangler.
What?
Fishing twine and kelp.
Oh, my God, you're kidding me!
Stanley's the Strangler?
I killed the Seaside Strangler!
How brilliant is that,
Catherine?
Isn't there a reward?
There's a $250,000 reward.
I'm the luckiest girl
in the world!
Philip, I could pay for your moving expenses.
How much do you need?
Only $5,000!
$5,000?
Oh, fine!
Oh, I'm so happy! This is great!
We're back in business!
Thank you! Thank you! What can I give you?
How can I possibly thank you?
I know.
Fruitcake. I'm rich!
I'm rich! I'm rich!
Rich girl! Rich girl!
- Oh, my God!
- What is it?
Oh, my goodness!
What's the matter, honey?
My water just broke!
You're just going into labor.
We have plenty of time.
No, I'm having it!
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure!
Philip? Dr. Kinsky.
Dr. Kinsky'll help us!
What?
She's having a baby!
I'm having a baby!
Uh, bring her over by the tree!
By the tree!
Officer, could you please help?
Here, here. Wait a minute!
Lift up my leg, you moron!
Out of the way! Out of the way!
Out of the way!
Get out of the way! All right,
put her down right here.
Here!
Okay, okay, you're doing great.
I'm having it!
I know, I know. Just relax.
Take it easy.
Everything's gonna be fine.
It's gonna come out, right?
No, no, no. It's gonna come out. You're doing great.
You're in good hands.
I've done this hundreds
and hundreds of times.
Aren't you a veterinarian?
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