Moana Page #4

We ?

No.

Me.

You are gonna stay here

with the other chicken.

That's what I'm talking about,

give me some ...

Come on, that was a good one,

how you'd not get it.

I called her chicken, that

chicken on the boat.

I know she's human, but that's not.

You know... forget it.

Forget it, I'm not explaining it to you.

What ? Cause that is not funny.

So...

Daughter of the chief.

I thought you stayed in the village.

You know, kissing babies and things.

Hey, I'm just trying to understand.

Why your people decided to send her.

How's my phrases ?

You.

My people.

Didn't send me.

The ocean did.

The ocean... makes sense,

you're what ? Ape.

Can't sail.

Obvious choice.

It chose me.

For a reason.

If the ocean so smart.

Why didn't just take the heart

back to Te Fiti itself.

Or bring me my hook.

The ocean straight up pooky dooks.

But I'm sure it's not wrong about you.

You're the chosen one.

The ocean chose you for a reason.

If you start singing, I'm wanna throw up.

So, not seeing entrance.

Yes, because it only

appear after a human sacrifice.

Kidding, Ha..ha..ha...

So serious.

Do not worry, it's a lot far

down there than it looks.

I am still Maui.

Go.

And he's sticks the landing.

What?

Dumb-dumb, she's not even here.

No mortals gonna jump

into the realm of mon...

Well....

She's dead.

Okay, let's get my hook.

Maui's fishhook.

Yeah....

Sorry.

I thought you're a monster, but...

I find your hook and you're right...

- This tomatoa really like the treasure.

- Stay.

What ?

No ?

- I'm... I'm the one who...

- Listen...

For a thousand years...

I've only been thinking of keeping this ...

Getting my hook and being awesome again.

And it's not getting screwed up

by a mortal.

Who have no business

Inside of monsters cave except ...

Except ...

Maybe it's bait.

Hah....

Wow, the shiny glitterin' cave.

And just like me.

It is covered in sparkly treasure.

Sparkle ... Sparkle.

- Sparkle.

- You're not sell of it.

This is stupid, I'm just

walk that gate.

You go out there,

he would kill you.

Just stick to the plan.

Oh, when he shows up,

keep him distracted.

Make him talk about himself.

He loves braking about

our gravious.

Maui.

What have we here ?

It's a sparkly, shiny.

Wait a minute...

It's a human.

What are you doing down here.

In the realms of the mons ...

Just blinking eyes, babe.

I can't ... I can't

concentrate on what I saying.

If you keep ...

Yep, pick one, pick one.

You are funny looking little thing, aren't you ?

Don't, it's my grandma's.

That's my grandma.

I ate my grandma.

Dan it took a week cause

she was absolutely humongous.

Why are you here ?

Cause you're amazing.

And we mortals have heard

the tales about the crab.

Who became a legend.

And I got to know.

How you being so ...

crap....

You less ..

Are you just trying to get me to

talk about myself.

Because if you are ...

I will gladly do so.

In song form.

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam.

I was a drab little crab once..

Now I know, I can be

happy as a clamp.

Because I'm beautiful, baby.

Did your granny say listen to your heart.

Be who you are on the inside.

I need three words to tear her

argument a part.

Your granny lied.

I'd rather be shiny like a treasure

from a sunken pirate wreck.

Scrub the deck and make it look shiny.

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck

Just a sec, don't you know ?

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

They chase anything that glitters

Beginners. Oh, and here they

come, come, come.

To the brightest thing that glitters.

Mmm, fish dinners.

I just love free food.

And you look like seafood

- No !

- Hey ! Crab cakes.

I'm back.

It's Maui time.

What do you say, little buddy.

Giant hook.

Coming up...

Well, well, well....

Little Maui's having trouble with his look.

You little semi-demi-mini-god.

Ouch ! What a terrible performance.

Get the hook ! ( Get it ? )

You don't swing it like you used to, man.

Yet I have to give you credit for my start.

And your tattoos on the outside.

For just like you I made myself a work of art.

I never hide, I can't.

I'm too shiny.

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough.

Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny.

Send your armies but they'll never be enough.

My shell's too tough, Maui man.

You could try, try, try...

But you can't expect a demigod.

To beat a decapod.

Look it up.

You will die, die, die.

Now it's time for me to take apart.

Your aching heart.

Far from the ones who abandoned you.

Chasing the love of these humans.

Who made you feel wanted.

You try to be tough.

But your armour's just not hard enough.

Maui ! Now it's time to kick your hiney.

Ever seen someone so shiny?

Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see.

C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny.

Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea.

Just for me.

You'll never be quite as shiny

You wish you were nice and shiny

Hey!

I got something shiny for you.

The heart of Te Fiti.

You can run from me.

Oh, you can't.

You keep surprising me.

It's only so far you can get on

these two little legs.

The power of creation.

For the crustaceans.

Where is it ?

Where is it ?

We gotta go.

Well, what about the heart.

He can have it.

I've got a better one.

Yes, I have the ...

Wait a minute.

I see she's taking Banakaru.

And she's covered with

bio luminescent algae.

Has it devision ?

Come back here.

Hey ...

Hey ...

Did you like the song.

We're alive.

We're alive.

Listen.

- I appreciate what you did down there.

- Mm..hmm...

Took guts.

But... I'm sorry.

I'm tryin' to be sincere for once,

and it feels you're distracted.

- No, no, no way.

- Really.

Cause you looking at

me like I have a ...

Shark head.

- Do you have a shark head, cause I ...?

- Look ...

The point is ...

For little girl, child thing, wharever

who had no business being down there.

You did me a solid.

But you also almost died.

And I couldn't even beat

the dumb crab.

So chances of beating Te Ka.

Bup kiss.

We're never making it to the Te Fiti.

This mission is curse.

It's not cursed.

- Shark head.

- It's not cursed.

Cursed.

What can I say, except

we're dead soon.

We're dead soon.

Can't you at least try?

Giant hook.

Hey, it's okay... it's okay.

We're dead soon.

Alright, play time is over.

Get up.

Why?

You're gonna give me a speech

Tell me I could beat Te Ka cause I'm ...

Maui.

Take a hike, tiny.

How do you get your tatoo's.

They show up when I earn them.

How do you earn that one.

What's that for ?

That's a man's discovery of Nanya,

What's Nanya ?

Non ya'll Business.

I just keep asking.

What's that for ?

You need to stop doing that.

- Back off.

- Just tell me what it is ?

I said back off.

Is that why your hook not working.

You don't wanna talked.

Don't talk.

You wanna throw me off the boat.

Throw me off.

You wanna tell me, I don't

know what I'm doing.

I know I don't.

I have no idea why

the ocean chose me.

You're right.

But, my island is dying.

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